Salt for the Salt Gods

hi im salty im a bit silly | he/him | 21 | mostly reblogs

[saltyspitt00n]

🧂️Snart Fart Makes an Intro🧂️

Hey guys it's me sodium chloride, figured I might as well make a proper intro now that I actually post semi-regularly (will update over time)

Salty/Jasper, he/him, 21, bigender lesbian trans guy (+xenogenders), I am full of autism

Asks/DMs are always open, I'm chill with reblog/like spam

My comms are open smile https://tinyurl.com/saltscomms

CotL blog: @ichor-and-salt

Fandoms I'm in/Media I like

TMNT (2012/RoTTMNT), MLP: FiM, Pokemon, Hollow Knight/Silksong, Rain World, Ratchet & Clank, Sly Cooper, The Owl House, Gravity Falls, ULTRAKILL, FNaF, Don't Starve, Minecraft, The Binding of Isaac, Undertale/Deltarune, ATLA, Cult of the Lamb, Hades, Invader Zim, Guilty Gear

Tags

salty speaks - text posts

salty drew this - I sure did

blorbo from my brain - OC stuff (if I ever actually start posting em)

Other Socials

Bluesky: saltyspitt00n.bsky.social

Toyhouse: SaltySpitt00n

If you read this far then thanks n have a swag day

[gryldfyng-deactivated20260510]

they do not control the speed at which lobsters die

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[pansyfemme]

there are songs i hear and go “man there is no way anyone actually listens to this” and then you hear it on the radio 300 times a day and the album is nominated for a grammy and there are fans who spend every dollar they have on merch and concert tickets to sold out stadiums of people who all love that song. and you wonder if maybe you’re the one who’s wrong but then you hear it again and decide that nope, you’re right and everyone else has lost their minds

[danatron1]

Hi real quick does anyone have the cat gif that goes like this

[sir-josh-of-art-deactivated2024]

Found and saved one from this very hellsite:

[virtuevistavalley]

You're lying to me. That's a squid

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[curiositysavesthecat]

If you could restart your life from age 15 with all the knowledge you possessed now, so that you COULD go back and fix all your regrets/mistakes, would you do it?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 1 day 9 hours

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[pkviolence]

pansaxl? axlsear? paxl??? pansear low?????

+ some of his attacks

[alkemylabz]

Interesting mile-long fanfic/theorypost/xreader imagine! Have you considered using this button

It may look like a yummy Burger, but it is called a "read more"

[strawberry-crocodile]

me whenever I see posts about how canon is shit and can be discarded

[strawberry-crocodile]

re: everyone stomping their feet and loudly whining in the notes

[koiagain]

you like fanart of a character maybe Two times and suddenly ur tumblr page thinks u want to read them taking it up the ass

[jacobtheloofah]

Visit Original Link

side note, teaching myself to pronounce that last one felt like learning a new fucking language

[jacobtheloofah]

hey so uh next year will be a decade of dobonhonkeros. how about that shit huh.

[obstinatecondolement]

Happy ten year anniversary of this post.

[saltyspitt00n]

every time i mention xrd axl my gf is flabbergasted by how thick his legs are n its funny as hell

[ricetrippycreeps]

[gentlemanbones]

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

[easel-eisel]

favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[gamb0fficial]

Honestly I don’t have any explanation for this.

[guiltygearofficial]

It’s Marry a Man Monday.