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Jules of Nature

shark vs the universe
i don't do bad sauce passes
wallacepolsom
almost home
YOU ARE THE REASON
todays bird

pixel skylines
Monterey Bay Aquarium
noise dept.

if i look back, i am lost

@theartofmadeline
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@salute-your-sergeant
“Are you saying that murderers are right in the head??”
No there’s definitely something wrong with someone’s way of thinking if they can justify killing innocent people, but this doesn’t necessarily mean that they have a mental illness.
Extremist beliefs isn’t a mental illness.
Bigotry isn’t a mental illness.
Entitlement isn’t a mental illness.
Hate isn’t a mental illness.
Having a dysfunctional moral compass isn’t a mental illness.
We need to stop categorizing all these things as some undefinable “mental illness” and start looking at what we do as a society to develop and justify these things to a degree where people use them to justify killing.
#me as soon as the clock strikes midnight
When you get a random spike of intense pain that fades away after a few seconds
Her Saviours- Ch.15
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Summary: During an odd case, the Winchesters came across Y/N, a scared young Omega girl who had been used as a lure for a nest of vampires. After rescuing her from the monsters, John and his sons took her in knowing she was in no state to live among ordinary people. But three Alphas and one Omega is a mixture bound for disaster.
A/N: Thank you @dean-winchesters-bacon & @sculptorofbeginnings for looking this over for me :):)xx
Warnings: Explicit language. ABO dynamics. Bugs. Angst. Sibling rivalry??
Bamby
You were walking down the hall when you came to a stop, spotting Sam standing by the bathroom door that was open a crack. Dean’s head was poking out, wrapped in a towel.
“This shower is awesome.” Dean grinned.
Sam rolled his eyes. “Come on.”
As Dean closed the door again, Sam turned and spotted you. He lifted his nose in the air and sniffed before his lips twitched into a frown. You stood frozen, eyes wide, as he strode towards you.
Wrapping an arm around your waist, he spun you around and pressed your against the wall as he dragged his nose along the column of your throat.
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i am online and you all have to deal with it
Something I really admire about Thor is that he is equally distressed every single time Loki fakes his death
Loki: *slips and pretends to die five times in the same day*
Thor, every time, without fail:
I'm loyal and kinky af, what more could you want?
Same
This is a gem.
Her Saviours: Ch.14
Series Masterlist
Summary: During an odd case, the Winchesters came across Y/N, a scared young Omega girl who had been used as a lure for a nest of vampires. After rescuing her from the monsters, John and his sons took her in knowing she was in no state to live among ordinary people. But three Alphas and one Omega is a mixture bound for disaster.
A/N: Thank you @sculptorofbeginnings for looking this over for me :)
Warnings: Explicit language. ABO dynamics. Bugs. Smut. Shower sex. Fingering. Unprotected sex. Angst.
Bamby
Pulling on the sleeves of your jacket, you stepped out of the bar and headed over to Baby. Sitting on the hood, engrossed in a newspaper article, Sam didn’t even look up.
“It stinks like Alpha and ass in there,” you grimaced.
Dropping the paper into his lap, Sam shifted as he sat up a little. “Y/N… hey.”
“Hi.” You offered a small smile. “Want some company?”
“Sure.” Nodding, he quickly moved over to give you some space.
Climbing onto to car, you took a seat beside him and leaned back to look up at the stars. There was a moment where he just watched you, a little unsure, but soon enough he settled in beside you, leaning back to look up as well.
“You’re not with Dean.”
“Nope.”
“Why?”
“Did you miss the part about it smelling like Alpha and ass in there?” Turning your head, you looked up at him. “Besides, it’s a bar. There’s booze, boobs, bucks and burgers, Dean’s four favourite things. I might as well be a brick wall.”
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Ahhhhhh I just want Sam to kiss her already!!! Dean's a prick!! But I love him too!!
Brother comparisons… for science…
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Dean's eager to please and Sam is there to take his pleasure
women love the winter soldier so much bc we, like, get it. the “wipe him and start over” scene? that’s womanhood. being naked. a man telling you bullshit while other men leer in the background. and then they fry your head
also the fact that his chest is waxed for no perceivable reason? the WOMANHOOD of it all
Everyone is saying that the professor is grinding the Pokémon into candy, but consider the following:
• The professor frantically running around with assistants, inspecting hundreds of thousands of pidgeys a day, getting bitten and screeched at while they try to figure out if this pidgey has been tagged yet so they release them back to track their migration
• Panicked interns trying to scoop the ekanses back into their tank because theyre freaking out the rattatas
• Three caterpies climbed into a vent and evolved into metapods that are too far in to reach so six underpaid college students are trying to dismantle ductwork
• Theres a big door marked “KEEP OUT” because a dozen oddish evolved into a squad of Vileplumes and until they stop releasing stun spores the entire room is just off limits
• Hundreds of researchers running on red bull and determination trying to tag and examine all the Pokemon but having to turn off the machine every once in a while to the discontent of trainers who are all getting a “Sorry, the servers are currently down” message at LEAST twice a day
• “GPS not found” flashes while returning a big group and suddenly Florida has been gifted 6,000 mankeys right in the middle of Epcot
• Someone in the back room up to their waist in stale dog treats with a bunch of little stamps. They sigh deeply at how gullible Pokemon trainers are that they think these things actually do anything other than excite the Pokemon so much they evolve
• Actual science professor surrounded by chaos and interns and a budget just too small
Pokedexes have always been biological survey equipment, and this? Right here? Is largely how actual biology surveys work- you catch and release LARGE numbers of the species you’re studying, as large as you can afford, sometimes keeping them in the lab for observation first. Also if they were running on the average funding of a US university/public bio lab, this would explain… basically everything about the app.
It Also explains why the professor is like HERES SOME POKEBALLS CATCH EM HERES SOME TEAMS FOR FRIENDLY COMPETITION GOGOGO and then vanishes. If he’s running a whole survey on his own he’s probably running on sheer determination and sleeping on his office couch.
If his office couch is even visible anymore.
At this point some of the cleverer pokemon have been hired on as well as well. Imagine an Alakazam working as bonafide translator for the scientists and pokemon, since psychic pokemon have telepathy to properly convey thoughts to the humans who can’t understand pokespeak.
And what if that Alakazam worked its way up from a little lonely Abra who stayed only because the scientists there were really sweet and it wanted to help out. Imagine that little Abra teleporting around the building, delivering coffee and mail to even the most isolated researchers.
This is the Pokemon content I signed up for
Oh my gosh. We’re not gangsters. We’re grad students.
Morning Sam Girls
Today’s Theme: Sam Wesson
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#Sam Wesson is a sub
spn characters as john mulaney quotes
sam
dean
cas
jack
mary
crowley
rowena
gabriel
balthazar
lucifer
nick
au!michael
chuck
amara
ketch
mick
claire
kaia
alex
patience
donna
jody
charlie
kevin
eileen
benny
rufus
bobby
john
meg
ruby
bela
adam
bonus old lady from 11x23 who saved the universe
This right here… this is a masterpiece.
Bucky: I know this is random but Dom or Sub?
Steve: I guess Domino’s. I don’t go to Subway that much. Don’t know why you’d put them in the same category.