just one fan girl's screams

Hi big time book nerd here. And really almost any kind of nerd. I love the Avengers (and Loki!), Harry Potter, Dr. Who, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, the Hunger Games, Sherlock, and Supernatural. Really anything on the nerdy side...

[softmouse]

This is so pure

[dingdongyouarewrong]

bront redemption arc

[laerugo]

am i too late to share my favorites (part 1)

warning for loud noises

[hellometalhusband-deactivated20]

Never has a Tinder profile given me so much pure joy before.

[memewhore]

[professorspork]

#this single photo here validates the existence of the selfie stick I SWEAR TO GOD

[bisexualr2d2]

SMALL TALK TIP FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE SMALL TALK: Ask people if they have any pets. This is light and impersonal enough to offend no one. People who have pets are usually pretty excited to talk about them and show off pictures, so there’s a good chance that you will be looking at kitties and doggos. People who don’t have pets will usually talk about the pets they wish they had, or have had in the past. People who neither have nor want pets are pretty rare.

[sadiie]

It’s a neutral topic to talk about but be prepared for the weirdest shit. I once spent an hour listening to a financial manager who kept tropical velvet earthworms

[captnamari]

Anna Kendrick: The Outstanding Heterosexual

[especiallyecho]

Ah yes, the ripe old age of 18 and over.

[rorysaur-deactivated20181218]

Hate to ruin the fun but…

[animentality]

PSA for any high schoolers who’re going to college soon or  are just worried about it

your high school teachers are LIARS.

Most college professors accept late assignments.

Some of them are so chill that you can ditch most of class so long as you can handle the final. 

It’s all about playing it by ear.

YOU DON’T ASK TO GO TO THE BATHROOM PLEASE SAVE YOURSELF THE EMBARRASSMENT. 

It is NOT harder than high school. You’re more or less ready for it if you do ok in high school, ok?

Seriously. I got A’s in AP classes yet was terrified that I wouldn’t be able to handle college.

Surprise surprise?

AP classes are harder than college classes. 

No joke. 

College professors are a lot more liberal on what counts as a “right” answer. 

Plus they give you points for caring. 

Some classes give you points just for showing up. 

There’s an atmosphere of controlled panic, and you are not the only one. 

You can pretty much go up to anyone and say god life is a nightmare and finals are gonna kick my ass, and they’ll go saaaaame, regardless of how genius they’re supposed to be. 

Seriously. 

College student here.

High school teachers are the WORST of liars.

They’ll tell you college is a “whole nother level” but that’s such horse shit. 

High school is a standardized sheep counting facility. 

College is a research lab full of cats that may or may not do what you expect. 

[ackleholics-anonymoose-blog]

Honestly my parents have been talking to me about college for years, and I’m legitimately drowning in anxiety. This is the single most helpful, relieving, beneficial thing I have ever fucking heard, and it’s off a shady website where we go to rant about our fandoms and political views. And I am 100% okay with that.

[thebootydiaries]

farha’s guide to success 

[derpiana]

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

empire strikes back is so fake because luke is from space nevada & he was hanging out on hoth like no problem. he would have spent the whole time complaining about the cold!!!!! it would be so annoying han would have let him die

[pacificnorthwestdoodles]

The preschool is buying heirloom sunflower seed in bulk. We’re going to make a ‘Sunflower House’.

How to grow a sunflower house

[pacificnorthwestdoodles]

@bacheloretteofscience THIS WORKS so well!

If you want to get super fancy, do a second ring on the outside of 4’ tall sunflowers then a third outer ring of the 1’ tall teddy bear sunflowers.  If there are any gaps you can interplant with cosmos, amaranth and nasturtiums or (if there are huge gaps) gourds.

[soul-vacations]

My mom used to do this for me in the backyard as a kid- it really works and I always loved it! Spent so many summer days having tea parties with teddy bears in my sunflower house.

[wheremyshrimps]

what’s it called when a shrimp kills another shrimp

[bigshrimpass]

a krilling spree

[wheremyshrimps]

no it’s fucking murder

[ohlode]

[nitramaraho]

Here have a vine compilation that I made and enjoy I’m not late to the party or anything

[thesketchyselkie]

Seriously, married or not I reckon Charlie Weasley would be a riot at family gatherings. Just turning up, throwing Molly a casual “Wotcher Mum! Brought the kids, hope that okay!” And Molly turns round confused, sees what he’s talking about and - “Those are not ‘the kids’ Charlie, thOSE ARE TINY DRAGONS IN ONESIES!!!!!”

[ickle-ronniekins]

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR HOURS

[moosekleenex]

Maxi dresses.

[doctormemelordmd]

OKAY SERIOUSLY ONCE I FORCED MY BOYS TO GO TO FOREVER 21 WITH ME AND THE TALLEST IS 6’2” ON A GOOD DAY AND I HELD ONE OF THESE UP TO HIM AND IT STILL TOUCHED THE GODDAMN GROUND THEYRE DESIGNING MAXI DRESSES FOR FUCKING HIGH ELVES

[thehighladyelf]

*whispers* I am a 6ft3 girl and maxi dresses are the only kind of fashion that fit me please understand they are important to the high lady elves

[adampage]

that was the cutest response omg. carry on, high lady elf

[dubcliq]

#all you high elves have all these choices#where are the hobbit clothes