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I really hate those stupids posts that are like:

“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”

You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.

justintaco

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If it passes the Harkness Test, I’m down.

viewtifulmarkovich

For the uninformed:

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This isn’t an item or even a game mechanic but I think y’all know you need the Harkness Test at some point or another in most campaigns

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here’s my issue with the harkness test

archdemoning

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The takeaway here is that Scoobert Doo is a fuckable monster

bemusedlybespectacled

look, the harkness test isn’t whether a monster is ATTRACTIVE, it’s whether fucking the monster is UNETHICAL. “do I find scooby doo hot?” is a separate question from “IF I find scooby doo hot, would fucking him constitute bestiality?”

felixitas

manstrans

questioning myself after making this

tamamita

teathattast

boozerman

STRAY | Gameplay Walkthrough

sourearth

my brother is a little shit in minecraft

darkmoron

This is the most accurate portrayal of siblings on this goddam site

kvnai

doomy

why she takin off her shoe?

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I really dislike Kawaii Future Bass or whatever this genre is called so I made it sound shitty with a bunch of random samples.

woolieshubris

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upoyk

I had to get this out of my system real quick. she has untold powers

hunkydorybaby

steg was a good fusion made out of the father/son bond between Steven and Greg and he looks cool as hell I’ll protect him till my dying breath

homo-kun

The reason Steg is buff and has a six pack is because Steven sees his father as the Coolest Strongest Guy in the world, as seen in the Guitar Dad poster, and it is reflected in their fusion. Send Tweet