:/

Sam

[silverhawk]

the first nut kick

[kristina100000]

12 y/o me thought i was a feminist for posting sex and the city quotes on facebook

[smalltownthot]

and you were

[kristina100000]

and i was

[roscolux]

happy vday b careful out there

[thirstyluthor]

Cate Blanchett: I can’t believe I will be playing another lesbian character.

Ocean’s 8 director: You’re not.

Cate Blanchett: No, I’m gonna.

[the-memedaddy]

Me irl

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[seashellronan]

honestly life’s too short to not cry about stupid shit like sometimes you just gotta fling yourself onto your bed and burst into tears, cleanse ur little heavy heart

[myopressivedepression]

[nirnruwut]

every lesbian i know loves pirates what’s with that

[galactictesticle-deactivated202]

Keira knightly in pirates of the carribean

[aloeveragel]

I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d pronounce it as beige and she was so offended I’m crying thinking about it

[dotted-sixteenth-deactivated202]

One of my mom’s friends, Hugh, went to France and they had a lot of trouble pronouncing his name because the entire thing was silent.

[melonbottle-deactivated20260710]

salut je m'appelle [REDACTED]

[ghulheim]

lol when I lived in France my host family had a friend names Hugh. We saw him and his family a lot.

They pronounced it “oog” and I didn’t know until the day before I left France that his name was Hugh. I just thought he had some weird caveman nickname 😭

[toebeens]

that is hands down the funniest addition to this post

[dankmemeuniversity]

[backstage-boss]

It’s just coffee with some zip zap zop

[stele3]

Cocaine.

[bob-belcher]

[jumex]

I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation

[curvesncurls-deactivated2017090]

“Where were you today? I missed u. Thought ya lil ugly ass went and joined the soul circus”

[gaybaggins]

men think they can get away with not showering because aragorn does. you are not aragorn though

[domesticateddog]

NOOOOOO

[gosimpsonic-deactivated20190116]

[totalariana]

I’m such a fan of low soft lighting like turn off that room light and turn on a lamp bitch