do u have a sort of masterlist by any chance?
Not yet, no. I've been planning to make one but I never got around to it.

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YOU ARE THE REASON
I'd rather be in outer space šø
hello vonnie

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One Nice Bug Per Day
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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$LAYYYTER

if i look back, i am lost
Claire Keane
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@same-snake-different-skin
do u have a sort of masterlist by any chance?
Not yet, no. I've been planning to make one but I never got around to it.
Hey, I was wondering where your head canons for.Markiplier egos are, I can't find them anywhere
You might have to scroll really far - give not written on here since January, my motivation to write has kinda just been dead lmao. You should also be able to just type [ego you want] x Reader into the search thing to find fics on my blog. Sorry for the inconvenience tho!
Doctor of War & Sorrow
Madame of Fire & Madness
Monsieur of War and Melancholy
Lord of Storms and Gloom
Doctor of Fire and Anguish >:)
Stolen Spark agrees
Lord of Nightmares & Anguish
intimidating scale? 8
Aha, I see you are cultured and know when to fear a being!
on a scale of 1-10 how intimidating am i
[hug] I hope youāre doing okay
Aww thanks! I'm doing as well as I can in times like these.
it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaƩ collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.
oh what a life
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
Would also be really annoying if they wore heat resistant gloves to throw back the hot tear gas canisters and if this got shared to all those protestingā¦
Would be a further shame if people started covering cameras (as seen in Hong Kong, with protestors using poles and rakes to lift cardboard boxes over security cameras), blinding drone optics with laser pointers, and flooding police-run reporting apps with junk data.
It would be a shame if the protesters noted that plainclothes cops can be identified a number of ways, such as wearing steel-toed boots; an armband or wristband of a particular color; driving white, black, or dark blue cars with concealed lights; or having the outline of cuffs visible in the back pocket or the bumps of an armor vestās shoulder straps under their shirt.
It would be a shame if the protesters began making their signs out of inch-thick plywood to stop rubber bullets, forming a tight shield wall to prevent police from singling out and mobbing individual protesters. It would be a shame if the people behind the shield wall held up umbrellas so that tear gas canisters fired over the heads of the front line will be bounced away. It would be a shame if protesters began constructing improvised armor vests out of duct tape, hardback books, and ceramic tiles.
It would be a shame if protesters started wearing safety glasses, hard hats, respirators, and gardening gloves, all of which can be found at the same hardware stores as the plywood. It would be a shame if they started using traffic cones (the kind without the hole in the top) upside-down buckets, or other improvised lids to contain tear gas by placing them over the canisters.
It would be a shame if protesters learned that police scanners are legal to own in the US, allowing them to learn where police are moving and what routes they intend to take. It would be a shame if they discovered that these scanners can be used to send as well as receive, allowing them to flood the scanner frequencies with noise.
All this would be a terrible, terrible shame.
Hey it be even more of a shame to not use plywood
But Rubbermaid instead. Shame shame definitely DONT do that
Oops, what a shame, I accidentally hit reblog
Whoopsies! I accidentally knocked the reblog button :(
oopsie doodle, I didnāt mean to reblog this š
Oops my finger slipped!
send me 5 characters
and iāll tell you who i would:
get drunk with
make out with
date
marry
punch
you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows whatās most important to them
Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags
Anti anxiety.
IāVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT CAT ONE FOREVER
So mesmerized
The cat
Hey my followers with anxiety hereās some things that might help.
this for my followers with anxiety š„ŗ i hope this helps
I did the breathing exercises and immediately got a smudge lightheaded before feeling 1000x better.
Didnāt even realize I was anxious
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Iām so tired I spent all night on this. Anyway, finally a drawing Iām actually proud of.
Suddenly feeling like shit for no reason? Me? More likely than you think.
I. Have a tiktok now oops...
I forgot to post about it when I made it lmao.
I do little covers on there so if you wanna drop a little request, do so! I'll do my best :)
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oh lord. i guess i will have to convert my non-existent partner to rat drinking? (quote from wayward sonĀ by the amazing rainbow rowell)
Iconic quotes from Joeyās Great Witcher Bake Off video
āOh hi. You just caught me reading.. literatureā *book flops to the floor*
āWhatās the most important ingredient in baking? Well Iāll tell you. Itās love. The second most important ingredient is- is ingredients. So, you know- buy those.ā
āI donāt really know what-ā *pulls the cabinet door straight off its hinges* FUCKING COCK what-ā
*pulls out a bowl* āGot a big fat metal helmet thereā
āWhich oneās flour again?ā
āWhere does flour come from?ā
āItās not potatoes, is it, but like- it is thoughā
āWheat bisks and lasagna sheets weāre fucking in businessā
āAW, COCK!ā
āJamie Oliver, youāve lied to meā
āThatās gon straight to the heartā
āWhen in doubt-ā *chugs a bottle of wine*
*stirring batter with a cucumber* āWHY WONāT YOU DIE!ā
āAvocados.. thatās the wrong page. Thatās just the wrong pageā
āNot gonna add meat. Meatās like the opposite of cake.ā
āLeaves. Madeline, weāve got so many leavesā
*sobbing on the floor in despair, covered in cake* āI donāt even like cake. I really hate cakeā
Here, have a meme in these trying times