give me love, give me dreams

~Dark, Wilford, Yancy, Illinois, Damien, Actor Mark, Host~ Fanfic requests closed, NSFW requests closed, Headcanon requests closed.

[same-snake-different-skin]

do u have a sort of masterlist by any chance?

Not yet, no. I've been planning to make one but I never got around to it.

[same-snake-different-skin]

Hey, I was wondering where your head canons for.Markiplier egos are, I can't find them anywhere

You might have to scroll really far - give not written on here since January, my motivation to write has kinda just been dead lmao. You should also be able to just type [ego you want] x Reader into the search thing to find fics on my blog. Sorry for the inconvenience tho!

[beast-in-the-beauty-deactivated]

Doctor of War & Sorrow

[darken-wolf]

Madame of Fire & Madness

[dr-donogood-deactivated20240926]

Monsieur of War and Melancholy

[fernlom]

Lord of Storms and Gloom

[rinas-ninjas]

Doctor of Fire and Anguish >:)

Stolen Spark agrees

[same-snake-different-skin]

Lord of Nightmares & Anguish

[same-snake-different-skin]

intimidating scale? 8

Aha, I see you are cultured and know when to fear a being!

[kibumkim]

on a scale of 1-10 how intimidating am i

[same-snake-different-skin]

[hug] I hope you’re doing okay

Aww thanks! I'm doing as well as I can in times like these.

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

[baconis42]

oh what a life

[dee-the-red-witch]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

Would also be really annoying if they wore heat resistant gloves to throw back the hot tear gas canisters and if this got shared to all those protesting…

[honestmerchantsailor]

Would be a further shame if people started covering cameras (as seen in Hong Kong, with protestors using poles and rakes to lift cardboard boxes over security cameras), blinding drone optics with laser pointers, and flooding police-run reporting apps with junk data.

It would be a shame if the protesters noted that plainclothes cops can be identified a number of ways, such as wearing steel-toed boots; an armband or wristband of a particular color; driving white, black, or dark blue cars with concealed lights; or having the outline of cuffs visible in the back pocket or the bumps of an armor vest’s shoulder straps under their shirt.

It would be a shame if the protesters began making their signs out of inch-thick plywood to stop rubber bullets, forming a tight shield wall to prevent police from singling out and mobbing individual protesters. It would be a shame if the people behind the shield wall held up umbrellas so that tear gas canisters fired over the heads of the front line will be bounced away. It would be a shame if protesters began constructing improvised armor vests out of duct tape, hardback books, and ceramic tiles.

It would be a shame if protesters started wearing safety glasses, hard hats, respirators, and gardening gloves, all of which can be found at the same hardware stores as the plywood. It would be a shame if they started using traffic cones (the kind without the hole in the top) upside-down buckets, or other improvised lids to contain tear gas by placing them over the canisters.

It would be a shame if protesters learned that police scanners are legal to own in the US, allowing them to learn where police are moving and what routes they intend to take. It would be a shame if they discovered that these scanners can be used to send as well as receive, allowing them to flood the scanner frequencies with noise.

All this would be a terrible, terrible shame.

[snakiee]

Hey it be even more of a shame to not use plywood

But Rubbermaid instead. Shame shame definitely DONT do that

[yeah-just-ignore-me-thanks]

Oops, what a shame, I accidentally hit reblog

[weirdqueeraltkid-deactivated202]

Whoopsies! I accidentally knocked the reblog button :(

[watermelonflavoredwrath]

oopsie doodle, I didn’t mean to reblog this 😭

[same-snake-different-skin]

Oops my finger slipped!

[perfectday1972]

send me 5 characters

and i’ll tell you who i would:

get drunk with

make out with

date

marry

punch

[hogwartzlou]

you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

[uss-clairvoyant]

Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags

[catchymemes]

Anti anxiety.

[wind-the-music-box]

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT CAT ONE FOREVER

[felixthethief]

So mesmerized

[cartoongamingmasterreborn]

The cat

[hannahkishi]

Hey my followers with anxiety here’s some things that might help.

[your-local-bnha-writer]

this for my followers with anxiety 🥺 i hope this helps

[deadbiwrites]

I did the breathing exercises and immediately got a smudge lightheaded before feeling 1000x better.

Didn’t even realize I was anxious

🤷‍♀️

[hollowempire]

I’m so tired I spent all night on this. Anyway, finally a drawing I’m actually proud of.

[same-snake-different-skin]

Suddenly feeling like shit for no reason? Me? More likely than you think.

[same-snake-different-skin]

I. Have a tiktok now oops...

I forgot to post about it when I made it lmao.

I do little covers on there so if you wanna drop a little request, do so! I'll do my best :)

Wyatt Adams on TikTok

@wyatts_bullshittery 8 Followers, 27 Following, 17 Likes - Watch awesome short videos created by Wyatt Adams

[radiosilenced]

oh lord. i guess i will have to convert my non-existent partner to rat drinking? (quote from wayward son by the amazing rainbow rowell)

[indigosquid]

Iconic quotes from Joey’s Great Witcher Bake Off video

“Oh hi. You just caught me reading.. literature” *book flops to the floor*

“What’s the most important ingredient in baking? Well I’ll tell you. It’s love. The second most important ingredient is- is ingredients. So, you know- buy those.”

“I don’t really know what-” *pulls the cabinet door straight off its hinges* FUCKING COCK what-”

*pulls out a bowl* “Got a big fat metal helmet there”

“Which one’s flour again?”

“Where does flour come from?”

“It’s not potatoes, is it, but like- it is though”

“Wheat bisks and lasagna sheets we’re fucking in business”

“AW, COCK!”

“Jamie Oliver, you’ve lied to me”

“That’s gon straight to the heart”

“When in doubt-” *chugs a bottle of wine*

*stirring batter with a cucumber* “WHY WON’T YOU DIE!”

“Avocados.. that’s the wrong page. That’s just the wrong page”

“Not gonna add meat. Meat’s like the opposite of cake.”

“Leaves. Madeline, we’ve got so many leaves”

*sobbing on the floor in despair, covered in cake* “I don’t even like cake. I really hate cake”

[same-snake-different-skin]

Here, have a meme in these trying times