Sing a happy song.

Supreme Overlord Empress Sarah, First of her Name, Queen of the Boxers and Box Kittens, Mother of Doom.

[roseforviolet]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[pengychan]

My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

[pengychan]

"Doctor, give it to me straight" "You sure, there's a fee" "… Give it to me gay"

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

AGAB (Assigned Gay At Billing)

[battlships]

Fascinated by the fact that his first question was about if he'd have to prove it. I wanna know how far that man would go to save less than a dollar

[saintsideways]

Sorry, do you think 87 euros is less than a dollar

[fieldbears]

[girllookingoutwindow]

Little moments I appreciate: Portia seeing that Colin and Pen made peace and they are dancing happily together. They made her believe in love.

[zvaigzdelasas]

x

[project-butch]

Professor chomsky is waiting for the collapse of the American government before he can die

[methforguys]

[leviathan-supersystem]

not right now methforguys

[7dmom]

Step into my healing aura you shit fuck

[sheauz-deactivated20240614]

[5tupidmansuit]

[supernovaodessa]

[theweirdwideweb]

Date yourself by sharing the earliest news stories you remember. I'll start:

Oklahoma City Bombing

Death of Richard Nixon

OJ Simpson Trial

[sameoldsarah]

Princess Diana, Y2K, 9/11

[womans-day]

More here:

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[dailybridgerton]

what this author knows to be true is that diamonds are not the only gems that sparkle

[vaporwavebomb]

[sacred-portal]

[thehandmaidsdaily]

THE HANDMAID'S TALE 1.03 "Late"

[daddyfuckedme]

[tielt]

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[catsbeaversandducks]

By Sarah Andersen