Under the rug

Sam | he/him | 25 | queer | white | neutral stupid

[laguzmage]

This scene happens with literally 0 context or build up whatsoever

[sirduke]

Nobody tell me what anime this is bc I don’t care but this looks disgusting where’s the flavor

[cybercrime-the-digital-criminal]

“You know it from anime and manga,” bitch isn’t Beef Stroganoff a Russian dish

[cybercrime-the-digital-criminal]

I just realized that they don’t even make the corkscrew noodles-

[cybercrime-the-digital-criminal]

I’m glad to know that I’m not the only one who got aggressively offended about this.

[calstone-light-o]

they did actually fail for making that

[gholateg]

I fucking love this even more now…

Whole fucking song and dance number:

Straight laced teacher: You Fail.

[godblessthesickos]

World historical loser

[drwiltz-official]

[urtopia]

Anastasia Trusova

[tim-official]

there should be multiple ask buttons. there should be a "normal" ask button, a "sexual" ask button, and a "formal" ask button. and if you've been mutuals for a year you can access the "serene" ask button

[segamascott]

[bintro]

[xylophonetangerine]

[witemglitch]

It exists and it's called Portland, Oregon

[sanrio-stud]

[heartpdf]

[empiressmp]

So do you think the small town girl living in a lonely world ever tried gay stuff with the uptown girl living in her uptown world

[64mpg]

i don’t know how people care about sports but it’s okay

[iamoutofideas]

it’s really not.

[64mpg]

i’m tired of pretending it’s okay. we have to kill them

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[klapollo]

personal favorite tag I've gotten on this post. great sequence of words.

[sparklebog]

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

[sparklebog]

It's scary to think about babies in an emergency but I guess it's a crazy world out there

Emergency baby

[fuckblast]

[Francisco de Goya]

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

[skarchomp]

the fantasy lesbian adventurer is immune to the seductive evil sorceress's feminine wiles because she's butch4butch

[maxknightley]

this is exactly why any evil sorceress worth her salt keeps a towering knightgirl in gleaming black armor "on retainer"

[maxknightley]

well it's one of two reasons anyway

[garaks-padded-bra]

Once i got into a genuine fight with a friend cuz they thought i was problematic for saying dating a neanderthal would be cool

[garaks-padded-bra]

Like to be clear they considered it BESTIALITY

[garaks-padded-bra]

[garaks-padded-bra]

Anyway need to smoke with her

[mango-season]

[billcardenqueen]

"partner in crime" and the crime? sodomy