hell is empty and all the devils are here

My name is Sam, I'm 23, and I am the human embodiment of trash.

[beefycrab]

[re--boot]

Ｒｅｇｒｅｔｓ　竹アヷ

[romcommunist]

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

[duvete-deactivated20210206]

[realanimetraining]

Happy Piccolo Day!!

[jaxblade]

HAPPY PICCOLO DAY

[bonesofyarn]

[barjonabombers]

[3000s]

i wish i was a vanpire so i could say "good evening" LOL

[gendernewtral]

*missing the charging port on my phone* don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it

[hungry-hyena]

[lovely-v]

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

[antirpg]

I’m glad ppl on tiktok are doing ok

[ofide]

good lord

[lifeofcynch]

[ghostaquarius]

[normal-horoscopes]

YEAH I GOT NOTHING

[vonlipvig]

i don’t understand a single sentence in this and i’m ok with that

[xek-xek]

[cavalierprimetime]

I haven’t stopped saying “it’s called quantum jumping, babe”

[arirna]

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

I would genuinely like to know who to blame for making these children so disconnected from the concept of imagination that they think the simpler explanation for what they’re doing is that they’re projecting their consciousness into one of infinite realities where fictional characters are real.

[esoanem]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[eggrpg-deactivated20170902]

What if night vale is a normal town and Cecil just does a lot of lsd

[silverbit-deactivated20150726]

“Quick, quick, turn on the radio that guy who hates the dog park is on again!”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[normal-horoscopes]

[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]

[normal-horoscopes]

[I REMOVE A SECOND CONTAINER LABELLED "Fairy apples do not eat (Autumn Court)]

[normal-horoscopes]

[I APPROACH THE BLENDER]

[pancakeke]

I just found an etsy shop that sells parts for escape rooms and it feels like looking through a store for decorating your animal crossing house 

[pancakeke]

I want this in my real life house

[raidell]

im going to throw a party and stay in the attic and only talk to guests through this

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

post on here: anyone else hate green grapes?

comment: this is actually a sign of both childhood trauma and adhd,

[dykesville]

op I know this is a joke but studies have actually shown a connection between affinity for grapes and adhd! our taste receptors show more affinity for sweet foods, which means that nah I’m just kidding but someone on here would say this

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I CAN'T KEEP GETTING TRICKED LIKE THIS MBDJGJGDGJKL

[captchacomics]

[ky-ju-deactivated20231122]

I feel like practicing any skill would be way more fun if I could have a lil level increase thing that pops up in front of me every time I do good like in Skyrim

[ky-ju-deactivated20231122]

“Push ups increased to level 5”

“Writing dialogue increased to level 37”

“Coping mechanisms (healthy) increased to level 18”

[nutsacktorturer]

[thenatsdorf]

Kittacino (via)

[himboatheart]

[snapsicle]

peace and love on earth