Ultimate Form of Lazy

[or10nsart]

Defunctland, 2025

[ariamisu]

dance of the jellyfish.mp3

[skiplo-wave]

Michael from heaven said

[my-cup-of-coffeee]

oh god i’m back in the building

[resetmyfeelings]

[40ouncesandamule]

this post had everything I could hope for

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

*nods* turtles

[milf-adjacent]

The highest quality lieblingsfach you’ve ever seen

[crazy-brazilian]

[beardedmrbean]

[dittography-direwolf]

[kaijuno]

[isawken]

experiencing adolescence in the 2010s has fucked my perspective of the word “epic” totally beyond repair. i will forever view it in the same league as words like “awesomesauce” and “legitness” im sorry. theres just no going back

[catplushy]

any time i read the word "epic" this fucking thing flashes in my mind

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[kaijuno]

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

tv pitch: a completely average workplace sitcom except that it’s established at the end of the pilot that it takes place on the 90th floor of the world trade center in 2000. every episode the date is shown, just to build the sense of impending doom. the show is otherwise a completely generic the office ripoff. the intro sequence is a montage of airplanes taking off.

at the end of the second season, we reach 9/10/01. after six months of waiting, season 3 drops. now it’s 9/12/01. nothing has happened. the characters carry on as normal. fans of the series go insane. the show never explains what happened, and continues to pretend it’s a normal sitcom.

[targent]

cant fucking sleep bc wikipedia has separate lists for vampires and for fictional vampires

[infectiouspiss]

predictions are locked in. 2026 is going to be a good one

[samiinaction]

Reblog to cast

[partycoffin]

Hand mixers and Sewing Machines are Two different Types of horses

[partycoffin]

These are wild animals… Untamed Stallions…

[mctreeleth]

They respond well to a confident handler, but they can smell fear and will act up if they don’t respect you. Other horses include printers and hot glue guns.