SamMyMan

I just do random things. I am a guy, I use he/him pronouns. The pictures are done by @satanschild. And this wasput together by Veda/@When-hellfreezesover.

[holyshitheckhounds]

[wholesome-animal-images]

[misidentifying-animals-in-posts]

Bluntnose stingray (Hypanus say)

[samleerandom]

My friend needs 40 dollars for a hotel tomorrow and I only had fifteen to give and hope there is an opening in Fargo homeless shelters. I hate this economy.

[felltheadequate]

To a Fool

Ye hae a mind richt guid and great

O ane wi nocht but straw in heid.

Och, aw yer luve he shuirley needs,

The sair sicht!

He rins awa frae sic due fate

The law his fricht!

Ye'll tak no wirds against yersel,

Conceit as daurk and deep as Hell

Yer thocht is nae but empie shell

Wi room fer a hoose!

Ye'll no hae fact to ye be telled

By ane o blue!

Nou gae and onpit yer cap o reid

In scaupin heat and nation deid,

An' curse the anes wha growe yer meat;

Aye, thay're the pox!

Ye'll hae but guns and hatesome leid

Till ye're in a box!

(15 January 2024)

[felltheadequate]

Dear Mr. G.K. Chesterton

I cannot Camembert your quote

'On cheese the poets never wrote'

That ne'er we've dwelt on Roquefort.

But yes. On this our writing's short.

But here I right this wrong, good sir

You may your head rest Lancashired

My duty I refuse to shirk

The world such cheesewords ne'er will hurt.

On poem's journey I have set

To write of Edam and Raclette

Link letters, sentences and yet

On rhyming cheeses I do fret.

Now as this poem goes on, heard

One can't deny these fitting words

I write here on that perfect curd

You're right impressed, I'm very sure.

Though rhyming go on can Vignotte.

I've given it my every shot.

May no cheese hence be left to rot,

And every morsel hit the spot!

(17 January 2024)

[felltheadequate]

To a Cat

A bairdy beastie as it staunds

Taupie leap an' goamie laund

Pit merk sae reid on airm and haund

An' flee awa!

Sae tak yer hellsest, pernim baund;

Yer eejits aw!

Ye'll suddent rage at me for whit?

Yer hellery shoud I nou permit,

Aye? Is that sae? Yer harn's a nit

Ye beastie fool!

Ye're braw, but awfu short o wit

Yer weight ye ne'er pou!

But ken ye no, ma wee bit fere

O human morals, rules an' cares.

Wi me yer luve ye luve tae skare

Yer rummlin lood!

Maist cantie ane, yer fur sae fair

Wi guid cause prood!

(16 January 2024)

[ibajo256]

[jollyfurydragonballer]

[teaboot]

There was no fucking way to predict that

[samleerandom]

[ponett]

you just don't get shit like this with 8-episode streaming seasons

[cat-potatoes-deactivated20470604]

No but you do get this kind of thing with new startrek episodes.

Lower decks ended like six months ago and absolutely would have done this.

[rubyvroom]

[rubyvroom]

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

[jollyfurydragonballer]

[ilovethings27]

I am fully a gay Arthur believer bc that man showed absolutely no interest in women until it was relevant to the plot when he married gwen but before that the people who need him to fall in love with a women gave him love potions to make him? Like why would they do that if they knew that a stunning woman would do it? Especially when people hc Merlin as gay and Arthur as bi when Merlin shows more interest in women from the start?

[byjove]

I see a lot of ‘cis’ women say they wish they were androgynous in the way men were or they wish they were pretty in the way men were. This is your sign to go try to do that. You may find you enjoy being an androgynous woman. You may find you no longer identify as a woman. You may find you don’t like androgyny. You will not know until you try. Cut your hair if you’ve always wanted to but have been afraid to. Shop in the men’s section if you’ve been too nervous to. Wear clothing with an androgynous  silhouette. Experiment with binding, take baby steps with compression bras if you want. Wear unisex scents. Live life. Try things you want to try. A lot of cis women do not understand the joys of mens pants and mens deodorant. I think everyone should try both of those things.

[pringlesaremydivision]

(via @monimolimnion)

[into-the-weeds]

[screenshot of tags which read: 

#much more comfortable being a woman when I realised it literally doesn’t have to mean anything  #unlock cis+ it’s good for you]

[ksfoxwald]

Trans people don't own gender. We stole it the way Prometheus stole fire, so it would be available to everyone.

[silliest-guy-ever]

this has been in my head for weeks

[snime]

sometimes “!!!!!!!!!!!” is a word

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[datafags]

Which is more fuckable?

Space Needle

Habitat 67

I'm a coward (see results)

Voting ended onMay 19, 2025

[happyotherbeing]

I want to know how people think habitat 67 is more fuckable??

[what-even-is-thiss]

Personality, obviously.

[schifty-al]

Some people prefer aesthetics of yonic structures over phallic structures

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve never seen a penis shaped like that before

[obeliskthetormentorsfeetpics]

but youve seen a pussy shaped like habitat 67?

[what-even-is-thiss]

You don’t know my life