Sammich

My name is sammich. I am an artist that likes fandoms. sammich.art | Mastodon | Bluesky

[sammich-art]

I think I might have to retro-actively upload to this BLOG because I forgot to upload some older arts. so I will fix old tags and artwork!

[sammich-art]

It's Rove the Wudwud from Monster Hunter Wilds! I drew this for a bit when I was playing the game. I hope you like it. :3 He's soft.

[lupismaris]

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

[yellow-cat]

my gay fish and her guard dog

[viewfindercomics]

the rainbow connection or whatever 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[anglofranco]

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[nightonblogmountain]

[moniquill]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

What no beaver does to a mf

[thulium]

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[simzart]

Heat Wave. 🫠

[retquits]

artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning

[retquits]

she hugs her own foot like it’s a stuffed animal i’m gonna throw up

[catasters]

[cherrypikkins]

some of my favorite black cat motivationals :3

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[isaactea]

[nomohmoss]

[depsidase]