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How have I slept on my side my entire life but still can’t figure out where my dumb lil arms are supposed to go
why people who hate sinnoh are Wrong
it was the point in the franchise at which the characterisation actually started taking a turning point. the gym leaders began to appear outside of their gyms a lot more and generally had a bit more personality
FIRST GAMES IN WHICH YOU COULD RUN INSIDE
have you fuckin seen giratina they made an actual dEVIL POKEMON (or antimatter whatever we all know it’s the devil really)
it introduced qUICK BALLS AND DUSK BALLS
barry is legit the funniest rival the franchise has ever seen
BROUGHT BACK DAY AND NIGHT AND CHANGED THE MUSIC DEPENDING ON THE TIME OF DAY
cyrus was the first big bad with a more interesting and complex motive. I mean, giovanni’s just a mafia boss, and archie and maxie are environmentalists gone cuckoo, but cyrus actually starts lecturing you on genes and spirit and deep shit
the underground!!!
sinnoh is home to some of the coolest mythology. maybe they went a lil overboard on the legendaries but they still gave us the creation trio and the spirit trio and cresselia and darkrai and so much cool stuff
LOOKER LOOKER LOOKER LOOKER LOOKER LOOKER
first female champion
you can whine about the extra evolutions all you want but roserade saved roselia’s bitch ass and actually made it worth raising
“you daft codger, your mask’s absurd!”
Have You Seen The Distortion World
it introduced the physical special split
PHYSICAL SPECIAL SPLIT
PHYSICAL
SPECIAL
SPLIT
if you wake up while McDonald’s is still serving breakfast then you’re doing good
doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now?
if you wake up at all then you’re doing good
you: the age of consent in japan is 13 me, an intellectual:
if you see a person using that argument you kill them
this is so valid
kangaroo: (sees creature descend from the sky with a single giant multicoloured wing)
kangaroo: oh i am going to absolutely kick the shit out of that.
it’s getting weird knowing natural apocalypse from climate change is bearing down on us all and still going about mundane daily life kinda like
For everyone’s information:
The plan for the 17th, when the adult content ban comes in, is to protest.
To do that, we are making as much noise either side of the 17th as possible, and using the site as normal.
On the 17th, dead silence.
People are saying log off but what they really mean is don’t open the site or the app.
But, on the 17th make as much noise as possible on every other platform. Tweet about it and post on facebook and instagram and everywhere else.
What this does is causes a massive dip in ad revenue for one single day. That does not make staff think ‘oh everyone’s gone let’s shut down.’ What it actually makes them think is ‘oh shit people aren’t happy and if people don’t keep using our site we’re out of money and out of jobs.’
A boycott reminds a company that the users (consumers) have the power to make their site (business) worthless with one single coordinated decision.
If you want to join in, here’s what to do:
Do:
Close all open instances of the app and site on all your devices before the 17th
Make posts before and after the 17th on tumblr and other platforms, talking about why this ban is bad
Make posts on other sites during the 17th. Flood the official tumblr staff twitter and facebook with your anger and your opinion
Come back on the 18th and check in
Don’t:
Delete the app from your phone (this doesn’t affect their revenue and since it’s off the store at the moment it’ll be hard to get back)
Delete your account. I mean you can if you want to, but if you keep your account and don’t use it you’re saying to staff that there’s still time to save it. If you delete it’s hard work to come back.
Open the app or website (including specific blogs)
Make any posts (turn down/off your queue and make sure nothing is scheduled)
Go quiet elsewhere. Make it clear that this is just about tumblr, not a mass move away from all social media.
Remember: the execs don’t care about anything but money. Shutting down the site means there’s $0 further income from it. That’s their last possible course of action. If we make it clear we’re not happy, they’ll have to do something or we can do more and more until it becomes too expensive.
Protests take commitment. They’re a defiant action against a business that is doing something wrong. They will try to scare you into not participating, because they’re scared. We hold all the power here, sometimes the execs just need to be reminded of that.
PLEASE PARTICIPATE THIS NEEDS TO BE BIG SO WE NEED TO FOLLOW THROUGH!
Doing this. Who else is in?
I’m in!
OOF! OOF! how does FIFTEEN POINTS of DAMAGE TASTE?!
I’ve been searching for this for 20 minutes.
I thought I’d grow out of vampires but here I am grown loving every anemic goth bat bitch I see
Investigations have begun.
The moment we saw the cardboard disk in the “physical copies” should’ve been a red flag
oh dear
Waitholup, there were WHAT in the disk cases??
You know, for a minute there I thought Blizzard had conducted this year’s greatest video-game cock-up. Then Bethesda said “Hold my Nuka Cola” and started a dumpster fire.
you know that trope in shows or movies where the evil character is in captivity and starts talking to the Heroes to try and mess with their minds, and starts analysing them going “face it you’ll never be good enough” … “you try to act tough but inside you’re broken” … and the Hero gets really rattled and upset.
well i want a scene like that where it doesn’t work
Villain: “You have a darkness inside of you. You try to hide it, but it’s there–”
Hero: “Yeah that’s the depression, there’s pills for that.”
Villain: “You try every day to make your mother proud. Even after death, it still haunts you. But she’ll never be proud of.”
Hero: “Well yeah, she was an emotionally abusive narcissist, she was never proud of anything I did, what else is new.”
Villain: “You put on a good show, but deep inside I know you don’t feel worthy.”
Hero: “I know, man, I’ve been trying to work on that in therapy.”
Like… give me characters who know they’re mentally ill and traumatised who can’t have it used against them because they’ve fully accepted it
Hi. It me.
I believe the exchange OP is looking for is: “This is going to hurt.” “Man, shut the hell up.”
THIS HAS BEEN DONE AND GLORIOUSLY!
I was really enjoying this, and then it got gay, and now I love it.
I LITERALLY WENT AND LOOKED UP EVERYTHING THESE TWO ARE IN AND I’M SERIOUSLY IN LOVE NOW
IN OTHER NEWS, WICCAN IS ME IF I WERE A REALITY-WARPING MAGICAL MESSIAH
welcome to the Young Avengers fandom, you can pick up your complementary homosexuality at the door
Get you a man who’ll kiss you moments after watching you unvore a squid.
Today, someone in class saw my ‘I love guns and coffee’ patch that I have on my backpack and said, “Oh, wow! I really like that patch. It’s so cute. But, it’s funny - you don’t look like a gun person.”
…What do gun people look like?
wrong
god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight
so, a vampire?
i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood
Is it your blood?
it is blood, yes
Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?
it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood
Another favorite thing ab out TF2′s Scout’s voice actor is that he’s actually scout
like, the guy who voiced demoman? not even an alcoholic. not even scottish. not even black. not even half blind
the guy who voiced medic? that’s a fake german accent and i bet the man doesn’t know how to put a band aid on someone. does a better impression at making me believe he knows how to make hamburgers based on millers tapes in mgs5
the guy who voiced the scout?
Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I used escapist fantasies as a coping mechanism to get through years of trauma and therefore never learned how to plan for a real life future
Alternatively: I went through periods of depression so frequent and intense that I never considered that I’d actually make it to my 20s so now I’m kinda just making it up as I go
financial goals: bathtub that’s deep enough for me to be 100% fully submerged; preferably one of those triangle corner ones. Also maybe being debt free but the tub comes first
me, 8 years old, sitting in the largest bathtub that they have on display in the Home Depot: