Persephone's Daughter

23/F/Melbourne/♈Sun♎Moon♉Rising/ENFP/Witch/Princess

[furby-o-rama-deactivated2019121]

Maru!

[shitmygaywifesays]

“Oh!! Miss Kitty is laying on your phone! Now it will hatch into a full-grown computer.”

— My wife

[dredsina]

Michael bublé wants to be frank Sinatra but he’s never tried to have woody Allen killed

[princessnijireiki]

#reblog until michael buble is forced to live up to franks good name

[yeaka]

Has this been done yet? Because I love you Elrond but wtf. [Screencap credit]

[elenorasweet]

LAUGHING BUT CRYING INSIDE

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

Every time I watch the siege at Helm’s Deep I get so annoyed. Yes, arm ten-year old boys who can’t see over the battlements or through a helmet, and old men who struggle to lift a sword. Meanwhile you have a cave full of brawny abled bodied adult women who’ve been lifting barrels of mead, wrestling animals on farms, and chopping wood all their lives, relegated to cowering in a cave waiting to be slaughtered. 

[omgkatsudonplease]

eowyn ghostwrote this post

[evil-is-relative]

“You have some skill with a blade.”

“The women of this country learned long ago; those without swords can still die upon them.”

[kurvajaponeze-deactivated201906]

✨Offerings to Persephone ✨

- communicate with her through tarot cards!

- offer tarot cards (the High Priestess, the Empress etc)!

- create dried pressed flowers!

- use pomegranate or floral scented soaps, perfumes or body lotions!

- eat a tablespoon of honey a day !

- wear flowers on your hair!

- pomegranates or apples! 

- drink some tea while thinking of her!

- post some things on your blog related to her!

- make a poem or write a letter to her!

- your love !!!

[ultraodo-deactivated20190508]

*swinging my diamond sword at random people* you can disable pvp but you cannot disable my rage

[fuck-customers]

Can we PLEASE get a little closer to the drive thru window when you're coming to pay? The next time I have to practically climb out the WHOLE WINDOW to get your card I'm going out the front door to get it then going all the way back inside. I WILL BE AS EXTRA AS POSSIBLE. You will also be forced to exit your vehicle to get your shit as I will be leaving it on the window sill for you.

[scarlettohairdye]

What true love looks like.

OKAY SO I had a coworker who was otherwise a standard clueless Straight White Guy, but this dude loved his wife and he knew her real good. And his wife LOVES shitty grocery store icing. So the first thing she’d always do with any cake is shove her fingers into the corner and scoop off whatever abomination of a flower was on there and eat it off her fingers. SO THIS DUDE GOES TO THE STORE AND HAS THEM MAKE A WHOLE CAKE OUT OF FROSTING Brings it home to his wife for her birthday She shoves her fingers into it and then they just keep going FROSTING ALL THE WAY DOWN He said the look on her face was the best thing he’d ever seen in his life It gives me hope that even a clueless Straight White Guy knew and loved his wife enough to give her the perfect birthday present cake frosting abomination

And I love to imagine the conversation he had to have with the grocery store bakery.

[neurodivergent-crow]

That’s disgusting, what a good husband

[profeminist]

“Look at her!!! The HAIR. The SUIT! Perfect. Yes. I love it. #Lightning”

-  @StilettoRoyalty

[elisamaza]

[nuka-rockit]

[ryandevon]

ARE WE FUCKING SERIOUS

[socialistexan]

Yes, this is real.

Not to sound fucking alarmist, but uhhhhhh if Trump forcing immigrants to wear yellow insignias wasn’t enough of an alarm bells for you, maybe this is.

[qqquixote]

*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad

[arterialtrees]

Lundy Bancroft –Why Does He Do That

[medusagirlfriend-blog]

[worst-witch-ever]

My first thought was MEDUSA and then I saw op’s url and I was like woooo

[pocketss]

it’s just one of those croissant days

[pocketss]

we love a recovery

[robotlyra]

The best part is that they seem to be learning how to make their own chocolate croissants.

[nutella-and-you]

Mood: let’s cuddle and pretend like I'm not trying to get you hard

[lenfantvivant-deactivated201911]

Good moods

[u263dmoved-deactivated20190826]

first u have black cats drawn like 

and now i bring u

white dogs drawn like this

[blastoisarchive]

they are best friends

[buttonpoetry]

“Your therapist asks what you’re feeling and you say you’re sick of talking about the symptoms.”

— Andrea Gibson, from Lord of the Butterflies