[duckieslament]

walten files ep1: the owner is bon

walten files ep2: jack is bon

walten files ep3: jack is for sure bon

walten files ep4: jack is bon theory found dead in a ditch and shot 47 times

walten files ep5: the political climate surrounding the fandoms is in shambles. people have somehow concluded jack is bon and not bon at the same time. i saw someone claim felix is bon. im bon. you’re bon. we’re all bon. bon is a state of being and mind. we’re beginning to deteriorate into deltarune levels of theorists

[marigold-dol]

Gwylan/ Wraith possessed PC

Finally finished this thing. I started this back in May ... but then the Dokomi happen and I abandon this until now.

This whole interaction between Gywn and Wraith is probably one of my favorite non-lewd scenes.

Original in game scene (it continues more actually but god knows I don't have the patience for all that) for reference,

[calewdstra]

🔪🦊💎

[yhellb]

glare

[byjove]

The masculine urge to become a mountain man. Only come off the mountain twice a year to get supplies. Farm and harvest and hunt and build everything else. Talk to myself constantly. Stop coming into town for a few years after the age of 76. The sheriff finally comes up to check on me and finds the door to my shack wide open and my skeletonized body lying in bed, tucked up under the covers. They all forgot my name so they just put ‘Mountain Man’ on my tombstone. Shack left to decay but I’m not quite done having fun. My ghost lures lost hikers in and makes them keep me company. They come off the mountain rambling about the crazy old man in the hand hewn log cabin with fire in his eyes and leaves on the floor. I was alone in life but I don’t want to be lonely in death.

[byjove]

Whew guys sorry about that! Had a funny turn for a moment. Back to normal now.

[byjove]

You’re partially correct. This needs a gay subplot.

I was in love with another mountain man who lived on the other side of the mountain. We both liked being alone but sometimes it was alright to be alone together. His arthritis got bad and he couldn’t chop wood for himself anymore. Eventually his niece came to take him to the big city and put him in a nursing home. He didn’t want to go. I never saw him again. That’s why I died alone in my bed and not his.

[byjove]

If you asked Todd, he would know my name. 93 years old, blind as a bat with arthritis so bad he can’t move his fingers, rotting away in that horrible place his niece put him. He’d know. A smile would come to his dry lips to think of me, his fellow mountain man. He can no longer see but in his mind he sees me the way I was, in overalls with my rifle over my shoulder hunting squirrels. He knows my name but he dares not speak it. The words on my grave a more worthy epitaph. I wait for him on the mountain. None of the hikers that stumble in are ever him. He’ll return shortly, I’m sure. I’ll make him coffee on the wood stove one day. We’ll share some venison. He’ll come back from the holler. I know he will.

[byjove]

[yandere-angela]

[yamada-ryo]

honestly one of the all time tweets of all time tbh

[oneslimybastard]

His apartment reeks of vodka, coffee and energy drinks but he knows how to beat his face into looking presentable when he has to go outside.

Also yes it is Silver Giovannison Pokémon, he's off-model even by my standards but it is him trust me bro look at the weavile. look at it. proof.

Closeup of his face + hand glamour shot

[same-name-supremacy]

Rival posting!!

Just the first four gens, maybe I’ll get to the other gens.. maybe.

[whiskis]

Werewolf boyfriend howling sadly when he gets home and he doesn't see you. You are just next door chatting with your neigbour, but when you hear him howling so pitifully you excuse yourself and go take him out of his misery. The moment he hears you opening the door he jumps on top of you and licks your face like a puppy, his tail moving so fast behind him you can't stop the giggle. He's just too cute.

[caspercryptid]

The really unfortunate thing about mental health progress is that sometimes you realize you've made it in the form of "wow, I haven't felt this bad in a fucking while"

[caspercryptid]

On the one hand it's a bit of a pick me up in a dark place to know that this will pass because it has passed before on the other hand sometimes it isn't entirely a pleasant thought to go "wow, I used to feel like this all the time. That was pretty fucking bad. It's pretty bad right now too also."

[caspercryptid]

Someday your current baseline will be the sort of thing you consider A Really Bad Day. It does get better.

[unheardoracle]

Your dialogue is stiff because everyone is being too honest

Great dialogue can come from radical emotional honesty. But in most real conversations, people

dodge questions

answer indirectly

lie (badly)

change the subject

crack jokes to avoid serious answers

lie (convincingly)

say half of what they mean

tell the truth but get so anxious/angry/defensive others now think they're lying

If your dialogue feels unnatural, it might be because everyone is saying exactly what they think, or articulating their thoughts too well. Try letting characters hide things instead.

Subtext is where tension lives.

[omtai]

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

[gramarye]

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[kirvia]

posting this here too

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse