Samiplier

22. Online prns: she/they/them

[samplier]

50000 likes!

I don't think this is a good thing.....I seriously need to touch some grass......

Shoutout to @desm-doodle, @lynune, @ariiadnes, @kitkaloid, @moonlightrapsodia, and @nomohmoss for all the genshin/flins fanart that got me here, lol 🤣🤣😅🫰🏾👋🏾

[nkim-illustrates]

How I paint strawberries! 🍓

[samplier]

Oh look, a strawberry 🍓✨️

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[unclefather]

can’t risk it

[bentejam]

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

[fakesurgery]

Gotta take all the chances…..

[fit-beach-tea]

Never risk it

[bbylilithian]

Too close to final’s week

[maggierobots]

I could use it.

[smolwriter]

sure y not

[hananoami]

It's simply not a want, but a carnal need. Sylus’ [No Defense Zone] ... on my hands and knees begging. Please come home. 😩😩😩

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[langblrwhy]

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[http-joons]

New Love and Deepspace Code ‼️

most likely limited so claim while you can❗️ (posted 6-25-24)

LYSKGOODME

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[triedandtrued]

TODAY

[captain-of-the-historicfuture]

Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

May 2021

January 2022

October 2022

April 2023

July 2023

June 2024

February 2025

March 2025

November 2025

August 2026

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

[viridxs]

I gotta take my chances

[j4c0b-the-wr3tch3d]

rb if your blog is not at all a safe space for these red flags

(image: dreamsexual, zoophilia, p3d0philia/maps, alt map)

FYI the red-yellow flag is AAM aka adult-attracted minors. Same effects as a MAP.

[panvnsleake-deactivated20260802]

if you're any of these get the fuck off my blog. FUCK YOU. /srs

[the-haiku-bot]

if you’re any of

these get the fuck off my blog.

FUCK YOU. /srs

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[archaic-achiever]

What panvsleake said!

[sh1-n0bu]

i know a disgusting fucker when i see one

[moonlit-tia]

eurogamer has some working l&ds codes on their website!

EDIT: FLYHIGH also works and gives you cute stickers of the guys ♡

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520EVERYDAY will give you 200 diamonds and will work until the 22nd! thank you @ladyparamount

[nueuhell]

Tell me when you get bored. A story about doses. [x]

I posted this on twitter and had a variety of aggressive ableism thrown my way.

This is a story about changing what I can in spite of what I cannot for the comfort of my loved ones. The thing that others find to be hurtful about me is that I like to spend time in silent solitude. People who love me often feel hurt that I tend to solve my own problems instead of leaning on them.

When we spend too much time together, people find my neutrality to be concerning, and it becomes too much for people to be unable to read me.

To show the people I love that I enjoy their company in ways they can understand, I pool my energy together to be high-energy, peppy, and social. Since this is not my natural state of being, it takes effort, which can only be expended in small doses. I amplify the things people like in me while filtering out everything they dislike about me when I am in their company.

I change my behaviors for those I love, but at the end of the day, I cannot change my neutral state of being, which is the thing that they want most out of me.

This is a story about me accommodating people in the best way I know how, not the other way around. I would truly appreciate it if people don't misconstrue this anecdote as me asking for dismissal of hurtful behavior when in reality, people find hurt in the fact that I simply exist, and I must change for them.

[lobsterenthusiastt]

duality of man

[samplier]

Idk something related to corporate farming ploys, monopoly, tax fraud/evasion, faking an identity/identity theft, environmental damages, desecration of native living grounds/ancient ruins, manipulation/mind control, crimes against magic, crimes against the magic council, crimes against humanity, crimes against the ancient occult, breeching/breaking of contract, overfishing, illegal mining, illegal logging, poaching, harassment, theft, both public and private property damages, illegal gambling, trespassing on both public and private property...there some other stuff I don't remember (Stardew Valley + Stardew Valley Expanded)

[sunshineysprinkles]

info dumping and rambling about your interests is not annoying or boring !!! passion and excitement is incredibly endearing. those who told you otherwise did majorly wrong by you

[silversickles-deactivated202101]

This blog is a safe space.

Nazis, TERFs, pedophiles, bigots, Tr*mp supporters, Islamophobes, exclusionists, queerphobes, and anyone who can’t reblog this post, etc, do not interact. I will block you.

[whats-useless-will-always-be-so]

Hell yeah!

[ask-velvette-official-deactivat]

I love this

[samplier]

Can someone draw this for me, please? I think it's a funny headcannon that his arms &/or legs can randomly get jammed.

Just imagine this man walking into your room, his arm/leg is missing and you go to help him, only to find it stuck in the dumbest place ever.

Like wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[samplier]

Literally ran back up the stairs to record this

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1PDD2yqzQWYGOsbl9vR5KMc03F2V6eREu/view?usp=drivesdk

[whatsitcalledagainn]

Waiting impatiently... very very impatiently...

[samplier]

DAAARRRLIINNNGG! GUESS WHO'S BACK FROM JAAAAIIIILLLLL!!!!

[nobodys-saviour]

WE INVOKE YOUR SPIRIT