Sampo's Favorite Trash Panda

i believe in 5☆Sampo

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Introduction: Yo, call me Panda.

name: Panda

Age: over 18 (privacy guys)

pronouns: She/They

Love Sampo Koski. I'm a believer he'll get a 5 star. One day.

So I actually am SUPER new to the HSR story. I'm going through Luminary Wardance and apparently I should've finished Penacony before getting into it. I just really needed a break from the story cuz I was overloaded with the storyline.

I run a Sampo main team. I'll post my build at some point but effort rn. If you wanna run Crit-Sampo guys, trust me: Sampo, Bailu, Bronya, Ruan Mei.

Please don't judge me. I just have crazy luck in pulls. I'm mostly free to play (doing that express ticket and battle pass thing) and I just save my Stellar Jades.

Just know, this is NOT going to be a spoiler free blog. And if you guys spoil something, it's fine. I got spoiled for a lot of stuff going in. Like Fugue was running on banner right as I was going through the Xianzhou arc.

Favorite ships are mostly Stelle x Guy I personally have a crush on.

Dan Heng x Stelle

Sampo x Stelle

These are my two main ones.

I don't mind doing requests. Hit me with your best. Just bear in mind, if I don't know who the character is, it'll likely sit in the box til I get to that character story. But also I have been accidentally doing quests out of order at times so ayyy

I think I just kinda rambled. Hope you guys like my random posts. No schedules. Basically no edits. I'm just writing fun spice for my new favorite fixation.

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I managed to get Yao Guang before Sampo. Bruh. I just need ONE MORE TO E6 HIM

[clumsyphoenix]

currently playing through honkai star rail's penacony chapter and i just audibly facepalmed when sampo mistook firefly for march 7th

that intergalactic dumbass

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So this is hilarious.

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HOW IS MISHA A 4STAR?!?!?!?!?

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

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the way they were so pretentious was amazing and hilarious. 10/10 response op

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He shuddered, gulping thickly.

It was simple, a picture of her nude body. She was being a brat again. Teasing him, making him crave her.

But no, she was out of reach. For now.

"Don't miss me too much," The text read.

He groaned and stroked himself faster. Aching and leaking, he bit his lip as his eyes scanned over her perfect figure before locking in on her face.

With a grin, he flicked to the camera app. Angling just right, he managed to snap a decent photo of his length throbbing in his hand.

A few taps of his thumb and it was sent to her. A tease for a tease.

"Get back to me," He sent alongside it.

It was seconds later the dots appeared at the bottom of the message chain. When the message came in, it was a new image.

She was in a bathroom, hand holding up her shirt to reveal her perfect breasts.

"To keep you busy."

Tease.

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What's with the hate mails monarch, what did you even do? 😭

I dared to go against meta 😭😭😭 my crimes will never be forgiven. May my sins taint my bloodline for the ages to come

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I neeeeeed jealous possessive horny sampo. Trailblazer getting absolutely ravaged and claimed by her fool

Typed it on my phone as i drank my coffee. Enjoy :3

Public, hold the moan, dont get caught ;)

Stelle gasped, fingers clutching at the back of his jacket. His hips snapped against hers as her eyes rolled back. "S-Sampo," she gasped as he pressed her face into his neck.

"Ive got you, baby. Just let me...fuck," he grunted, holding her tight. His eyes glared down the alleyway, shuddering as he pressed harder against her. "Mine. Fucking mine."

"Yours," she moaned into his collar.

Her mind reeled. How did this happen? Was she hanging around Gepard too much? Was she yapping Dan Heng's ear off?

Whatever the case, Sampo dragged her into shadows and kissed her like it would be his last moment alive. His fingers worked magic until he finally tugged her panties aside.

"So good for me," he grunted into her ear. "Stelle."

She keened, heels digging into his ass as she bucked against him.

"Mine," he growled, gloved fingers finding her clit.

Whatever it was, she needed to find out just to do it again.

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Do you guys know how terrifying it was to just be high as a kite and suddenly tells me "i hunger. I must consume" but then i am unable to make it do that text box thing again? Cuz lemme tell you, ive seen far too many scifi movies.

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I like your vibe.

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I got Sparkle in the last banner and Sampo is just DELETING spawns as they roll in🤣🤣🤣

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god you're annoying just unalive already

you need a hug :3

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Sweet thing, don’t pretend like you know about HSR team building if you include Bailu as a sustain in a team. “Trust me” is sending me

Gonna be deadass. I don't know meta. I don't know anyone else who plays HSR. I started right when the Fate collab happened.

I get it if she's the Qiqi of HSR but she is one of my favorite characters. So you're absolutely right. I don't know a thing about team building. I just know she's my best healer and i suck ass at TBC games lmaoooo I'm only survived Penacony (which i literally only just finished this weekend) because of her LOL

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

claim your star

*this is not to shame anybody. if you used to use chatgpt in the past but have stopped, kudos to you, this post still includes you. if you are still using chatgpt, then I guess I can’t stop you — but if you ever decide to stop using it in the future, you may then claim your star too

[writingdose]

writers, you can and should be proud of your fic even if you personally are not satisfied with it. because even if you think it's "not good", you can be proud of the fact that you wrote it and it's something you created. you can be proud of the fact it's not ai.

repeat after me, it's something you put your soul and dedication in — and that's something ai could never achieve.