Nel.ly

A silly person. Call me Penny or Samster. "I'm interested in everything but commit to nothing." Icon drawn by @Themightyzoosh

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[maidslime]

Ok like. Imagine life without ads. You wake up, check your messages across a variety of apps, no ads. You get up and put on the tv while you prep your breakfast, no ads. Maybe you drive somewhere and switch on the radio, no ads. Maybe you drive a long distance, yet somehow, not a single billboard on your path. You pick up a newspaper or magazine to pass the time, no advertisements only articles. You turn on your game console, the home screen is just about your games, no ads to buy more. You open a streaming app, you don't pay extra for no ads, there's just no ads ever.

Think about how much of your time is spent looking at ads. "Download ublock" yeah I know, I have. But that doesn't change that the world is covered with endless advertising. Imagine never seeing that again. How much better our lives would be.

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[how-not-to-human]

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

[duchesspeggy]

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

[shepardoftheearth]

that’s how fucked up our world is now

[lynati]

Their cousin might be able to help with that.

[thirtyskeletons]

Any day now

[thirtyskeletons]

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

[thirtyskeletons]

[log6]

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

[luulapants]

Wait hold on what was that

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[ohfuff]

I love when men have that soft look on their faces 🥴

[lizzobeth]

You and me both. I'm such a sucker for them.

[ael-draw]

Oh no, it’s raining… 🌧️🥀

I think he’s having a great day there !

I made a trend with Aizawa 👀

Yeah, I kissed the brick before throwing it, even if Oboro outspeeded me 😳

(Pls, don’t insult or threaten me, I’m just making art, and art that doesn’t bring you emotions isn’t really art)

Have a great day !

[pls, do not repost this on other platforms]

[blog-anglophonic]

[yokelfelonking]

[thombalan]

[ashgunnywolf]

Honestly, with all the tradwife cooking trash circulating, it only makes me love B Dylan Hollis more for baking vintage recipes while being openly gay, making sexual jokes, and screaming at the ingredients. He's the antithesis of every soft-spoken cishet woman cooking for her husband and children. You don't have to be an idyllic cottagecore housewife to cook.

[zeestarfishalien]

Tasting History is another good one. Max may not be quite as energetic as B. Dylan Hollis but man is very clearly a nerd, featuring pokemon in the background of his videos. Married. Comes across as the gayest straight man you've ever seen.

If you are on Instagram, jordan_the-stallion8 does have some of the same unhinged energy as B Dylan Hollis. He tries random recipes and cooking hacks and has given out certain restaurant secret recipes on multiple occasions.

[caffeinatedopossum]

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

[needle-imaginings]

deciding size of cross stitch piece vs going blind….

[olicrosse]

[cephalopodvictorious]

fixed it

[star-thief]

[oneheadtoanother]

[tachyon-log]

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

[fishmech]

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

[bunniope]

can we focus on the gnome for a second

[bunniope]

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

[ladyofspoons]

these are the people i have to share a highway with

[sugarsylvie]

Eevee finally accepts the cone!