Ugh I have too much dip for my chips

3 things. 1. i want to be a voice actor someday 2. Everyone is beautiful, and should sex me 3. i keep accidentally reblogging... stuff. Carry on.

[humming-fly]

my allergy medication’s really been kicking in this year

[whitepeopletwitter]

[imsoshive]

Someone said DaBaby make Scooby Doo chase music

[nepofledgling]

Jolene

Jolene

[your-reference-here]

oh my god the entire thing works

[codenamed-queenie]

Steph: *scowling at her phone* Ah, autocorrect. My old nemesis.

Barbara: So I was texting Dinah the other day, and her autocorrect changed ‘literally’ to 'legally’.

Dick: Wouldn’t it be funny if people said 'legally’ instead of 'literally’ in real life?

Dick: That’d legally be the funniest thing ever.

Tim: I…legally have nothing to say to that.

Steph: *snorts* I legally can’t even.

Damian: I’m legally done with this conversation.

Duke: *from the other room* I legally have no idea what’s going on with you people, ever. Legally.

Cass: *to herself* I legally do not understand.

Bruce: I can’t believe I’m legally responsible for all of you.

Jason: *sarcastically* Hilarious, B. I’m legally dead.

Everyone: …

Jason: *squints*

Jason: wait

[jasonsthunderthighs]

I legally can’t believe that.

[catharticboredom]

[gun-flame]

Dreepy inside Dragapult’s head: 

[gncfag-moved]

no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier

[gncfag-moved]

sam: you know im STILL not over the time when you ripped out my car’s steering wheel!

bucky: the time i WHAT

[gncfag-moved]

sam increasingly realizes he can just say whatever tf he wants & bucky’ll be like

[hepalien]

Sam: I can’t believe you stabbed Caesar

Bucky:

[feministism]

[full-moon-phoenix]

"We don't live in a rape culture"

MY ASS

[myladyfair]

It's wild having to explain this to men and then ask them to think about how they behave when it's night and they're walking behind women. They always look at me like I'm crazy. "I'm not doing anything!" "Jake, you're 6 foot two inches tall." "...so?" "You're huge and could hurt us easily if you wanted to." "But I wouldn't!" "But she doesn't know that. All she knows is that a huge guy is walking directly behind her at night." "That's not fair!" "Tell me about it."

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[platypusinplaid]

Everyone please look at this snapping turtle, walking to the pond outside my house, still groggy from a 6-month nap.

[saint-batrick]

the music made this one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen, thank you so much.

[theinfiknight]

GJJGJRKGNH THE MUSIC GOES UNDERWATER WITH THE TURTLE

[inkededucatednnerdy]

@angryschnauzer

[angryschnauzer]

Honestly thats just me every morning. And the turtle probably looks better.

[catchymemes]

[mrbluerememberyou]

DAAaHRLINg,

[herefortherobutts]

I’m on the

HIGGHwAAAAy

route 8

…inbridgeport

[godmanikordei]

#there is no hetero explanation for this

[stream]

[nicolauda]

Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation: Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):

[pastaroasta]

Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Lion King (1994) Lion King (2019) Cats (2019)

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Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

[onceuponamirror]

Saxo Grammaticus (c. 1160 – c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and that’s okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiences 

Shakespeare (1564), Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

[captain-snark]

Tyrannosaurus rex (Late Cretaceous) explaining nothing because he’s a don’t give a fuck

[ryanhatesthis]

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

[testosterowned]

this post teleported me back to 2011

[judgejudyofficial]

times were simpler and red comic sans abundant

[firesuns-archive]

[popsunner]

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

[popsunner]

Oh! I forgot to mention! I saw him at lunch the same day, and he ran up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, pointed at this super sweet girl who comes to GSA and asked if she’s gay. I told him he should ask her because that’s not my place and he said he would.

I thought that would be the end of it.

Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (she’s bi) and that both of us have a shot. I said “You more than me.” because he’s attractive and popular. 

But this wholesome dumbass looked really confused and asked, “Because I’m tall?’

[popsunner]

So this isn’t lesbian/jock solidarity but I thought you guys would want to know-

My math teacher was trying to fix the rolling whiteboard and he just offhand said “This would be easier with a wrench”

And deadass, dudebro said “Hang on” and then proceeded to pull a fucking wrench out of his backpack

[popsunner]

Update- after school today he saw me in the library and he didn’t say anything? He just pointed at the book he was holding and I gave him a thumbs up because it’s a pretty good book, and he went “Yes!” Really quiet and pumped his fist and then left

[labyrinthsouls]

This dude is so stoked about his new lesbian best friend and I love it

[babyanimalgifs]

[fastandqueerius-deactivated2026]

WHOLESOME POST

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[all-things-comedy]