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@samuraiarmpits
my allergy medicationāsĀ really been kicking in this year
Someone said DaBaby make Scooby Doo chase music
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oh my god the entire thing works
Steph: *scowling at her phone* Ah, autocorrect. My old nemesis.
Barbara: So I was texting Dinah the other day, and her autocorrect changed āliterallyā to 'legallyā.
Dick: Wouldnāt it be funny if people said 'legallyā instead of 'literallyā in real life?
Dick: Thatād legally be the funniest thing ever.
Tim: Iā¦legally have nothing to say to that.
Steph: *snorts* I legally canāt even.
Damian: Iām legally done with this conversation.
Duke: *from the other room* I legally have no idea whatās going on with you people, ever. Legally.
Cass: *to herself* I legally do not understand.
Bruce: I canāt believe Iām legally responsible for all of you.
Jason: *sarcastically* Hilarious, B. Iām legally dead.
Everyone: ā¦
Jason: *squints*
Jason: wait
I legally canāt believe that.
Dreepy inside Dragapultās head:Ā
no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & samās rivalry so much funnier
sam: you know im STILL not over the time when you ripped out my carās steering wheel!
bucky: the time i WHAT
sam increasingly realizes he can just say whatever tf he wants & buckyāll be like
Sam: I canāt believe you stabbed Caesar
Bucky:
"We don't live in a rape culture"
MY ASS
It's wild having to explain this to men and then ask them to think about how they behave when it's night and they're walking behind women. They always look at me like I'm crazy. "I'm not doing anything!" "Jake, you're 6 foot two inches tall." "...so?" "You're huge and could hurt us easily if you wanted to." "But I wouldn't!" "But she doesn't know that. All she knows is that a huge guy is walking directly behind her at night." "That's not fair!" "Tell me about it."
Everyone please look at this snapping turtle, walking to the pond outside my house, still groggy from a 6-month nap.
the music made this one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen, thank you so much.
GJJGJRKGNH THE MUSIC GOES UNDERWATER WITH THE TURTLE
@angryschnauzer
Honestly thats just me every morning. And the turtle probably looks better.
DAAaHRLINg,
Iām on the
HIGGHwAAAAy
route 8
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#there is no hetero explanation for this
Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation: Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):
Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:
Lion King (1994) Lion King (2019) Cats (2019)
Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:
Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):
Saxo Grammaticus (c.Ā 1160 ā c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and thatās okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiencesĀ
Shakespeare (1564), Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):
Tyrannosaurus rex (Late Cretaceous) explaining nothing because heās a donāt give a fuck
Well, thatās enough internet for me today.
this post teleported me back to 2011
times were simpler and red comic sans abundant
So thereās this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And Iām sitting there sweating because like⦠Iām wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and heās the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say āI can and will kill youā. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes,Ā āSo. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?ā
To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went,Ā āYou get it.ā
I said,Ā āYep.ā He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.
Oh! I forgot to mention! I saw him at lunch the same day, and he ran up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, pointed at this super sweet girl who comes to GSA and asked if sheās gay. I told him he should ask her because thatās not my place and he said he would.
I thought that would be the end of it.
Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (sheās bi) and that both of us have a shot. I saidĀ āYou more than me.ā because heās attractive and popular.Ā
But this wholesome dumbass looked really confused and asked,Ā āBecause Iām tall?ā
So this isnāt lesbian/jock solidarity but I thought you guys would want to know-
My math teacher was trying to fix the rolling whiteboard and he just offhand said āThis would be easier with a wrenchā
And deadass, dudebro said āHang onā and then proceeded to pull a fucking wrench out of his backpack
Update- after school today he saw me in the library and he didnāt say anything? He just pointed at the book he was holding and I gave him a thumbs up because itās a pretty good book, and he went āYes!ā Really quiet and pumped his fist and then left
This dude is so stoked about his new lesbian best friend and I love it
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