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hey samwell! in light of new publicity from our lovely wellies (thank you tiktok!!) we’ve decided it’s time to promote our new seasonal drinks.
wellie would like it to be known that despite popular opinion, there is no poison inside the Bloody Mary. just espresso and a hint of blood! yum!
stay tuned for more!
if you enjoy the new Bloody Wellie, consider buying our merch! derek nurse, this means not you
Status: FUCK
Birkholtz, Oluransi, Knight, and Zimmermann.
Knight has a copy of the Daily, which means everyone within a twenty-foot radius will be hearing his opinion of it. Zimmermann is wearing a baseball cap inside (is he attempting to hide his identity or is he just like this??) I don’t know what Birkholtz and Oluransi have planned, but it can’t be anything good.
One wonders where Bittle is, then hopes he doesn’t turn up. (Although it lowers your chances of getting an apology pie.)
Where’s Wellie, our Wellie-inspired merch line, is now out! Check out the Samwell Bookstore for some new school swag!
https://whereswellie.wixsite.com/samwellbookstore
a list of compiled helpful tips to help any regular samwell student keep drinks away from a) the floor and b) my uniforms! we want our customers to experience the most optimal service possible.
An Ode to B.S. Knight
O Shitty,
your guest column in the Daily today was pretty
but that does not mean
‘outside voice’ in the library is litty
please refrain from delivering pseudo-TED talks about locker room culture in the quiet study rooms
Hello and welcome to our annual fundraiser! Here’s a link to our site. We were gonna sell those World’s Finest Chocolates stuff but those didn’t have our name on it, so what’s the point.
[Real talk here’s some actual Check, Please! merch :) ]
In this week’s meeting, the SUSC covered upcoming student rep elections, club registration, and voted in favor of disallowing Chad M. from consistently “subbin off the pine, brah” in council member Chad M. #2’s stead during official meetings. We know the difference. You do not look alike.
Find the meeting notes here.
Hi! I saw your post about Samwell RP blogs. Could you link them, please? I can't find them, but they sound great :)
i don’t know all of them that well but i can tag one and the rest of you please either reblog or tag yourselves so this gets passed around!
@the-samwell-swallow
here's a spreadsheet of a few
Hi! I saw your post about Samwell RP blogs. Could you link them, please? I can't find them, but they sound great :)
i don’t know all of them that well but i can tag one and the rest of you please either reblog or tag yourselves so this gets passed around!
@the-samwell-swallow
in collaboration with the SUCS and @whereswellie
Editor’s Note: The SUSC would like to clarify that SU is on great working terms with the kingdom of Genovia and is in no way “beefing” as internet users have suggested. Wellie is a beloved mascot with an often endearingly inscrutable sense of humor, and the declaration that Wellie intends to “warp pipe over there and eat that shiny himbo Chris Pine” is defamation of mascot and will be met with a cease and desist should it continue. Please, I need this position on my resume.
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@whereswellie COME GETYEOR UYOUR JMASCOST SFHE IS HEREE HELP
Wellie Update:
Wellie has left an unsavory surprise in the student kitchens, which will be closed from 4PM- 6PM today for sanitization. The mystery food, an unidentified brown mass left in a glass dish and covered by tinfoil, was labelled “Lemonade Steak”. We do not know what “Lemonade Steak” is supposed to be, but the anonymous Samwell student who found the dish claims, “it smelled like death”. We do not know how Wellie managed to use the kitchens in secret.
Wait... can I ship whatever waiter runs the Jerrys account with the Lax manager? Their fight was hot...
theres nothing sexier than enemies to lovers 🥴🥴🥴 what do yall have to say for yourselves @jerrys-waitstaff @samwell-lax-bros?
click here to submit a confession!
Well...
Jerry’s I am very single
its like a horny little fairytale 🥺
@jerrys-waitstaff
... @samwell-lax-bros
if you come by on friday 5-11 i’ll give you free fries and my number
I-
I will absolutely be there
how the turns have tabled from the original meme
Join us for an exclusive interview with the man on this issue’s cover, SMH’s very own Jack Zimmermann!
Hey International and Multilingual Wellies!
Please stop telling Eric Bittle "how to say I love you" in different languages! He told Jack Zimmermann that "You have the world's fattest ass and I hope Wellie kills you for it in your sleep tonight" in Quebecois and now I think I might sacrifice myself to Wellie in order to avoid the second hand embarrassment it gave me.
on a similar note, "roit, wot's all this then?" is not british for i love you. please stop asking out the rugby players like this; they're getting upset
Hey International and Multilingual Wellies!
Please stop telling Eric Bittle "how to say I love you" in different languages! He told Jack Zimmermann that "You have the world's fattest ass and I hope Wellie kills you for it in your sleep tonight" in Quebecois and now I think I might sacrifice myself to Wellie in order to avoid the second hand embarrassment it gave me.
@whereswellie can you drop her current location?
Horrible, awful idea, but Wellie was last seen taking a nap in the dumpsters behind Jerry's! We're thinking that it missed Lax Bro Mark! (Jerry's patrons should be safe, Wellie is a heavy sleeper and can nap for days at a time).
