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we want what these two have
(photo taken from this intrepid wellie)
Coaches Hall and Murray deciding who to recruit for the class of 2017: I think it's time to stop letting straights play hockey
followed some hockey blogs for 5 seconds and they all have gifs of jack zimmermann everywhere and I had to unfollow sorry bro
What if the way to defeat Wellie was to like, tie him/glue him to the ground until sunrise, and he turned into a normal well that was stuck there?
@whereswellie can you confirm or deny?
attic this roaches that, what side are you REALLY on: fay-ber or fah-ber
DESCRIPTIVISM
Controversial but true fun fact...
“Faber” is pronounced FAH-ber. This is… unfortunately accurate, so don’t come at me. Just educating the public.
Like, you wouldn’t say RAY-men noodles, would you???
RESPECT THE RINK.
Counterargument: language is ever-evolving and if we all pronounce it FAY-ber long enough eventually it will be pronounced that way
hello from your local SMH linguistics major!
Should the library buy an official airhorn for when we’re patrolling the stacks for people making out y/n
Wait... can I ship whatever waiter runs the Jerrys account with the Lax manager? Their fight was hot...
theres nothing sexier than enemies to lovers 🥴🥴🥴 what do yall have to say for yourselves @jerrys-waitstaff @samwell-lax-bros?
click here to submit a confession!
Well...
Jerry’s I am very single
its like a horny little fairytale 🥺
@jerrys-waitstaff
... @samwell-lax-bros
if you come by on friday 5-11 i’ll give you free fries and my number
I-
I will absolutely be there
how the turns have tabled from the original meme
If you’re in town this summer come to Jerry’s tonight to watch Samwell alum Jack Zimmermann and the Providence Falconers face off against the Seattle Schooners in the Stanley Cup Final!
(or come by just for the cheap nachos)
if hockey is nacho thing, i can tell you there's nothing better than getting schwasted on the jumbo margaritas!
@samwellconfessions
nice.
okay fuck it i'm moving to annie's to write my thesis
@annie-from-annies @steph-from-annies is the coast clear of smh??
nurse and pointdexter are still here but it looks like they’re wrapping up, they’re too busy being gay to be ~that~ disruptive so you should be good
great! their homoerotic tension might inspire me to write my iliad essay as well whilst i'm at it!
that’s the goal always!! @stephenwellie decked pointdexter but the only thing really wounded is his pride (and honestly nurse is comforting him, or at least trying to, so they’ll be fine)
they’re leaving now, so if anyone still wants to swing over here, come down!
you know of all the things i feared when i decided to study in the usa (guns, the government, the giant supervolcano at yellowstone), i was not expecting a flesh eating well to be my biggest concern
nurse and pointdexter just walked in, pointdexter is blushing, wish me luck
@samwell-lax-bros why is your team Like That