A Beautiful $3 Smile

Em/Bird, 29, she/they/he

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[sunsetbuddie]

when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time

[emcart]

haven't felt like drawing much lately but here's a few deadlock doodles. i'm so bad at this game lollll

[xpurplepiex]

girlies<3

[chainofclovers]

Put in the tags the completely finished (whether cancelled or wrapped up on its own terms) TV series that has YOUR perfect ending, however you define that

Please don’t include huge spoilers for the specifics of the endings, and it would also make me happy if people don’t use this to talk about the shows whose endings they hated

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[helenvaughans]

[zitasaurusrex]

[made-nondescript]

there's a drag brunch happening at the baroness as we speak

[2pizza2roll]

da dwiftur

[tennesseewillams]

LGBT = Lets Go Buy Tix for the MOVIESSSSSSS

[bugshroom]

Body hair hairy chest hairy stomach hairy back hairy ass hairy legs hairy arms #YES

[thedreamthieves]

i once again want to say that hulu used to be entirely free with ads, and if you watched two minutes worth of commercials at the start of an episode the next 24 hours would be commercial-free. and now you pay $11.99 per month to watch things with commercials. what the fuck are we doing and how did we allow this to happen lol.

[thememedaddy]

[kookiyu]

i dont miss overwatch but i miss the psychosexual dynamics of playing mercy or whatever like. getting to briefly exist in the body of The blender porn girl you know

[kookiyu]

playing mercy and just thinking wow everybody in this match wants to fuck me

[gemstone-gynoid]

Playing pyro in tf2 is still like this

[glowcowboy]

bagel 🥯 btw. just think ab it

[trash-fuckyou]

Audience note from test screening of VIDEODROME, 1983

[palebluepixel]

This person hated videodrome so much they forgot their gender

[human-pet-they]

People on here talk about Laura Palmer like she’s their friend who actually died

[warningsine]