Snark and Sarcasm

Claire. 30. Environmental Scientist. Icon from pink-edits. (Apologies for not linking but thats beyond my capabilities on mobile)

[spybook]

[youthxcrew69]

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

[disgustinganimals]

IT’S NOT EVEN OCTOBER

[ipersonallylikemilkicecream-dea]

IT’S OCTOBER NOW

[disgustinganimals]

HOW LONG DID YOU HAVE THIS POST SCHEDULED FOR I REBLOGGED THIS LIKE 3 YEARS AGO IN JUNE

[catchaspark]

According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

[timefortigers]

sheds a single tear

[catchaspark]

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

[sanepsycho240]

Me the entire month of April

[ducksarebloodthirstylittlebeasts]

I mean that about sums it up

[jaubaius]

This kind of bread could be dangerous because when you start eating it you won’t stop.. But it’s delicious

How to make it /youtube

[terribleadventuresdotcom]

oh god. oh fuck. oh jesus. fucking. oh my gosh. god damn shit fuck. oh my god. dear lord satan. christ on a bicycle. shitting shit shit fuck. son of

[countably-infinite-rats]

glad we all had a sex;ual experience watcding this

[official-megumin]

I have never felt this asexual ever in my life…

because woa, I want that bread so bad

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

[only-cat-memes]

Comic by Sarah Andersen

[sanepsycho240]

Ok, I know I keep disappearing from Tumblr from long stretches, but what happened to @no-visitors?

[sanepsycho240]

Ok I know I haven't been on tumblr much but WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL OF MY MESSAGES?!?! WHERE DID THEY GO?!?!

[daily-spooky]

[spooksier]

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

[spooksier]

[spooksier]

in our defense this is oil

[mostlycatsmostly]

[flordalaranja]

an alien

[apathetic-revenant]

[has-the-gavle-goat-burned-yet]

December 23, 2023

No

[introvertedx10]

If I could just muster 1/8 of the confidence this guy possesses

[angrywall]

[practically-an-x-man]

What do you consider to be your best facial feature?

My eyes

My nose

My lips

My eyebrows

My cheeks/cheekbones

My ears (weird flex but ok)

My chin/jaw

My hair/facial hair

My face shape as a whole

Voting ended onDec 27, 2023

*no "see results" button because I'm not letting y'all get out of body positivity. if y'all want results you can find part of yourself to appreciate (even if it's small) and choose that

Edit: TERFS FUCK OFF

(credit to @can-of-pringles for the banner)

[greelin]

ok . combo time

which out of these is the most appealing to you?

chocolate & mint

chocolate & peanut butter

chocolate & some sort of fruit

Voting ended onDec 25, 2023

[has-the-gavle-goat-burned-yet]

December 22, 2023

No