Of Course I'm Funny

psst... I'm actually really lame and people I know IRL life won't listwn to my stories or look at the latest thing i've reblogged... so y'all get that pleasure

[living-fitness]

[thecrossfit]

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[tsukareta-levi]

Art by めりー★

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[nikyforov]

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[moropiku]

My little attack dog.  My pet.

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[k0zuha]

寝正月。

[februeruri]

fun birthday ideas: get the commander of the survey corps to wait on you hand and foot

[maurypovichofficial]

*The movie Clueless ends*

*credits roll*

Me: ……okay but that was literally her brother…..

[toughenthefcukup]

[sanfranciscocao]

I'm seriously so impresses

[zellah7]

bye i love this

[landunderthewave]

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

[blonde-vulcan-deactivated201608]

This is sO GOOD

[askinnyblackman]

what the fuck

[setheverman]

”hmmm i wonder what country this is from,” said not one single person ever

[sanfranciscocao]

The very manly giggle at the end sold it

[too-ticki-blog]

Percy, calm the fuck down  (x)

[watchthelightfade]

mary shelley: hey, you wanna go grab a burger king? me, percy shelley: Good morning, are you perchance tempted to acquire a Meaty Sandwich Royal?

[kittykittyme]

The original “me, an intellectual” meme

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened

[commander-ledi]

hey, look what i found

[srsfunny]

Oh Look, The White House Responded

[frodofeels]

my favourite thing is probably the scientific name of the Grizzly bear. 

It’s Ursus arctos horribilis. “ursus” meaning bear in Latin and “arctos”, bear in Greek.

so essentially a grizzly is a “horrible bear bear.” 

[spuddykins-deactivated20150510]

shaymew

[ajani]

The Eurasian Brown Bear is Ursus arctos arctos

So literally “Bear Bear Bear”. The most bear a bear can be. 

[hufflepug79-deactivated20160122]

So bear. Much roar. Wow.

[madgastronomer]

Also! The Arctic Circle is named for the bears, not the other way ‘round. It’s the Circle With Bears In, and the Antarctic is the Circle (and continent) Away From Bears.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Are you telling us that the poles of our world are Bear Continent and Anti-Bear Continent

[daggers-drawn]

ＥＮＴＥＲ  ＴＨＥ  ＢＥＡＲ  ＣＩＲＣＬＥ

[tsarcasm-deactivated20180922]

i’m fucking dead at this white woman demanding to know why this bear is interrupting her afternoon

[xxxtictacion]

This is the whitest sounding woman I’ve ever heard

[poryqon]

“When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat” I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch

[elpiething]

I feel like this needs to be Seussified. 

I will bitch about heat.  I will bitch about cold.  I will bitch about sunshine, and about growing old.  I will bitch about everything, inside and out. You will find there is nothing I can’t bitch about. 

[themightytej]

[butterflyinthewell]

I’m laughing so hard at this post right now omg.

[thesociaijusticecourier-deactiv]

Perfection.

[sleek-siren]

I love it

[sanfranciscocao]

Suessified