[murdercore-powerfuneral-deactiv]

There should be a riot at disneyland there should be people ripping the bricks out of main street USA and throwing them at cops I think a cop should die at the riot at disneyland I want bad things to happen to the walt disney company

[movingblogsx]

It’s against park rules to have protests or even political signs but I wish!

[murdercore-powerfuneral-deactiv]

I’m not sure how you got “peaceful protest that abides by Disneyland rules” out of this post

[telltaletypist]

rioters after finding out protesting is against park rules

[wilwheaton]

When Omicron spreads to America, and we end up in lockdown again, it will be thanks to the unvaccinated dickheads who have prevented us from achieving anything close to herd immunity.

[presidentofthehotgirlclub]

[presidentofthehotgirlclub]

[mirawonderfulstar-deactivated20]

real romance is just being deeply stupid together. i dream of one day meeting someone i can be deeply stupid with and not feel embarrassed 

[omghotmemes]

please.

[raychillster]

i hope you always have enough money to pay your rent on time, to buy your favorite groceries, and to invest in your art.

[guerrillatech]

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[jerryterry]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

[jerryterry]

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

[nyawave]

FETISH?????????

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god i wish i were you

[dust-princess]

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

[hikari-ni-naritai]

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

[miraculous-writings]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

[trappedinavelociraptor]

world heritage post

[tornadon-t]

Man called Owen Wilson made these posters (found here on Twitter) and the English are going absolutely bonkers with fury, cancelling holidays and supposedly “reporting” him to various UK authorities…and he’s just like, “off you pop,” “Wales isn’t in England” lmao

[mslanna]

But everybody knows that the REAL reward for finishing a side quest is to have it off the quest list and its markers removed from the map.

[mryarra]

#we play video games to enjoy wildest fantasies#and mine? is to cross shit off my todo list

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[zetrystan]

He takes his job seriously.

[gaysie]

depression or whatever is soooo embarrassing oops i ruined a large chunk of my future because i just didn’t feel like doing anything for a while . Epic Cringe babe...

[lydiabrbpooping]

this is the best tik tok ive ever seen i love her so much

[stjudy]

[tenya]

I have a horrible secret to share. to the five of you who care to keep up with new build a bear releases, you’ve probably noticed a lot of bald yellow animals lately. the lion, pineapple, narwhal, etc. there’s a reason for that. it’s because they made too much of it expecting the minions from despicable me to sell well. but they didn’t. so now they have all this extra yellow fabric to use. so all these new releases? yeah. they’re made out of minion skin

[tenya]

source: I work there and handle tens of these things per day. they’re the same. it’s all the same fabric

[catboycafe]

minion transmutation...

[sonypraystation]

well now I want one....

[cipheramnesia]

Homonculi.

[down-sizing-redux]

Hominculi

[cipheramnesia]

Minionculi

[nudityandnerdery]

Hominionculi

[gamma-dealer]

[anxietyproblem]

[memeclassheroes]