Random Shit Ahoy!

Multifandom blog: SU, Pokemon, SonicTH, SPN, humor&puns, Genshin Impact (my Kaeya brainrot is NOT getting better, ty for asking), random stuff. If you don't like SPOILERS, probably NOT your kind of blog ('cause I don't tag shit lol). *** Non-binary, demisexual, demiromantic. They/Them. 29 years old. *** This is a SAFE SPACE for LGBT+ and POC! *** NAZIS AND TERFS CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES WITH A FUCKING CACTUS AND DIE.

[sauce-cat]

i again live, time to draw corbeau

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

[krystal-prisms]

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she’s aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gosh I enjoy this website

[authoratmidnight]

For comparison, this is a daffodil

[quietlygrousing]

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)

[maejacrezz007]

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

[fractiousrvt]

This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.

[blood-trip-god2]

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

[delphinidin4]

This is a marigold:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

[jmtorres]

“buttercups” is a name applied to MANY flowers. in my part of the south it was this one:

imo there’s correct identifications of dandelions, daffodils, easter lilies and marigolds in this thread, but buttercups are simply impossible to agree on and the only solution is for everyone to post pictures of their local buttercups

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*squints* is that a motherfucking EVENING PRIMROSE?!??

[demon-and-human]

Hello I would like to add to the confusion:

That purple fella is a Morning Glory as told by my mothers (texan)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

⬆️ morning glory

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#amazing work everyone hit the flowers

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[pukicho]

You're probably the funniest person on Tumblr. Please never change.

Never? Not even for the better?

[officially-bbc-news]

Change for the worse

[pukicho]

You guys would prod me with spears through the bars of a metal cage for fun

[shslfiend]

Yeah we would lol

[pukicho]

lol

[buried-in-stardust]

OP: "I've seen lion dancing and dragon dancing before, but this is the first time I've seen realistic lobsters fighting clams."

[kydzki]

Lowk looks like loki

[pukicho]

Been getting into ceramics lately

[trans-humanoid-automaton]

How do they taste man

[pukicho]

It hasn’t even been five minutes. Why do so many of you think I’m eating it. It hasn’t even been five minutes.

[dr-cute-pink-doctor]

Yeah yeah whatever how do they taste man

[pukicho]

Not so good.

[nayasch]

Stargazing

[depsidase]

[aressiaart]

Just the lineart of an illustration I'm making of my beloved Neuvillette <3 I'll upload the finished piece once it's fully rendered :D

[depsidase]

[junebug-draws]

if i had a nickel for every time i draw fanart incorporating a visual from the sinner's finale i'd have 4 nickels. and the focalors' execution would be two of them

[sharktunarts]

one year ago he came into existence and ruined my life

[groshia]

Corbeau 🐍 vgen

[pain-tool-sai]

experimenting with markers again

[ghostofreach]

I have nothing to post. Enjoy a diluc with a switch axe from monster hunter that I drew a while ago

[seekingskywhales]

Whoops I made a wholesome one

[moruboru]

take it or leave it