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a bowl of sassy honesty that doesn't exactly WANT to kill anybody but when the necessity arises and no other solution is produced, I will have to kill them (characters during tabletop games)

[north-of-annwn]

Source: https://twitter.com/ImpPoster

[helendamnationx]

I should be able to sue men who touch me without permission

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Under Icelandic settlement law I can kill people who call me names

[punkrorschach]

[fugayyyku]

The real reason it’s a fucking travesty Peter Parker is “straight” is that he would have a fucking field day making gay jokes. Imagine Spiderman wit mixed with millennial gay humour. He’d be unstoppable

[fugayyyku]

This post is pissing people off so I’m gonna add to it:

*villain du jour flirts with Spiderman* woah! I know I swing both ways, but your way isn’t one of em

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Intellectual™ white supremacist: and when I’m done the entire world will be one homogeneous society-

Spidey: buddy the only homo-genius here is me step off

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Villain: *gestures to the eyesore that is the Spiderman suit* what kind of fashion is this

Spidey, a gay, knowing that all his villains commit crime in their fursuits: fucking respectable is what it is

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Villain, talking about the plague that is vigilantes: your way of life disgusts me

Spidey, with narrowed eyes: is this homophobia or arachnophobia

[pantyanarchist]

Yes, please!

[sangriaroz]

I communicate with Joel and Seamus (my grey and ginger-dappled cats) with clicks, hand flicks and long stares. I am officially High Queen Cat Lady.

I am 25.

[jackdaw-kraai]

Peter Parker, a Gen Z kid, screws up: Fuck, guess I’ll kill myself.

Steve Rogers, an artist during the 30’s and a soldier during WWII who knows full well what Dadaism and fatalistic humor are: There’s bleach under the sink–

Bucky Barnes, the guy who listened to Steve’s art rants in the 30’s, watched his back in WWII and went through 70+ years of shit: –And a rope in the supply closet if you want options.

Rest of the Avengers: ?????!!!!!!!?????

[itspenutbutterjellycrime]

Shuri, also a gen z kid: don’t be a coward, jump out the window. Have some style would you

[raven-the-redhead]

Vision, the human internet who knows what Gen Z humor is: do a flip

[best-of-memes]

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[elias-ainsworth]

[weloveshortvideos]

[gondwana]

this cat is VERY small and VERY round, 10/10

[jadeyarts]

now thats what i call friendship 23

[lem0urohasmoved-deactivated2022]

THEY WERE JUST MEANT TO BE

[lookiamnotcreative]

[surprisebitch]

now this is perfect halloween content

[master-thief-gray-shadow]

[georgiansuggestion]

PRAY TELL ME, READERS, what are your Sentiments this Fine Thursday?

[chokkilissa-nahollos]

[somecutething]

[art-woonz]

[marcomartin-deactivated20210925]

at this point you are just showing off.

[thatbothersmeh]

Alyson Stoner aka “Little girl in Missy Elliott videos" (x)

[porunareff]

I see no difference

[omazeworld]

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[prgirlsrock]