[robertszombie-deactivated202407]

this website loves a fuck ass bob but stays silent about worf. the man with the most fuck ass bob out there.

[robertszombie-deactivated202407]

set phasers to STUNNING!!!!!

[theinfiknight]

Look at how pretty the light is falling on my wall 🌟

[theinfiknight]

Ignore sasuke

[theinfiknight]

Stop making fun of my room

[theinfiknight]

I don't know if there are even 10k tumblr users who've watched naruto still on this website

[theinfiknight]

[theinfiknight]

THEN WHY MY NARUTO ART ONLY GETS 20 REBLOGS OUT OF WHICH 10 ARE ME

[theinfiknight]

[digdeepergravedigger09]

Are you a 17th century Dutch Milkmaid

[lakuronekobaka]

[id : the milkmaid painting by Johannes Vermeer but with naruto art that is not prison wall sasuke edited in]

[theinfiknight]

*Sigh*

[Correction to the ID: the naruto art edited in is very much prison wall sasuke. End correction]

I hate you all so much

[wingedcorgi]

incorrigible.

[hotcocoandmarshmallows]

Hey girl I trapped your boyfriend in a poll. don't worry he'll be fine, he just needs to outrun the tsunami. sorry

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Voting ended onFeb 5, 2023

[blacktipreefsharkwizarding]

[magical-bear-dubin]

Such a narrow escape

[the-shrimp-that-fried-rice]

Next time we'll get him

[nico-the-overlord]

Hey wait we can reblog with polls

Save him again. Or not…

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Voting ended onMar 10, 2024

[putting-pomni-in-places]

Followers please drown the tumblr boyfriend. for me.

[bad-polls]

Third times the charm?

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Voting ended onMay 24, 2024

[the-principality-of-sealand]

DROWN.

[forever-scotland]

SAVE

[india-official]

DROWN

[the-real-gmail]

DROWN HIM

[google-news-official]

SAVE HIM

[im-the-real-roblox-i-swear]

DROWN HIM

[rachminuit]

HE'S BEEN SAVED

[soberscientistlife]

This is an excellent response

[razdazberry]

Wisteria

[pignk]

[rachminuit]

oh hey haven't been on here for like 3+ years i have no idea who is active anymore or what's cool on tumblr 👋

[letmebegaytodd]

MacCready: I can't believe Sole only paid me 200 caps to follow them

Every other companion:

[batfamfucker]

Fallout 4 where everything’s the same except Hancock wears this

“Of the bitches, for the bitches”

[red-flare-art]

I drew this as fast as I could

[virgoprivilege]

gen z are like "we're bringing early 2000s back" ok then commit

[ogawamiki]

I LOVE THIS LITTLE FRENCHMAN

[honeybuddhahoe]

“Because I love you!”

[c-bassmeow]

[dashaibo]

Gay people from 1950-2010: we are human just like you, we’re not another species or a subculture, the only difference is that we are attracted to the same gender.

Gay people in 2018: straight people are stinky, WIG!

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

straight people ARE stinky

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

wig!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thewellofastarael]

Fun fact: the reason wearing seatbelts became common in the US was because kids were trained to in school, and would constantly bug their parents to wear their own seatbelts. In my mom’s words, everyone was shamed by little children into behaving safely.

[psychotictea]

This is how I got my mom to quit smoking,,, by annoying the everloving shit oughta her at age 7

[seigephoenix]

My 8 year old looked at a man in the airport (when I had to fly her to her Dad’s for the summer) and the sass came out in 3 ways.

First: She would constantly ask why someone wasn’t wearing a mask, loudly. “It’s not like it’s hard.”

Second: Standing in line to get food she noticed ome guy behind us wasn’t adhering to the 6 feet guidelines. She turned to him. “Six feet please.” He was so surprised he stepped back automatically. But then glared at me as I shrugged. “Rules are rules dude. She did say please.”

Third: A woman sneezed on the other side of the terminal waiting area. She was joined by a couple other kids for this one. “If you cough or sneeze, use your elbow please.” Honestly half of us were trembling to keep in the laughter and the others were just shocked to hear kids speak up like that.

[captain-snark]

hearing a five year old yell across the yard that the neighbors were having a party and “its illegal!” is hysterical. 

[tibby]

[afieldinengland]

im the most gender non conforming farmhand in this wheat field

[nameawoman]

IM LOSING MY FICKDNNG MIND