sans the deltarune

ererererer

[mjlor-chan]

he just wants to see her happy

[aquastellae]

JUNE 24TH!!!

[pancakerabbit10011]

watched an undertale no mercy play through and what did yall do to my boy sans,, he’s a middle aged scientist like his weird uncle who went crazy and disappeared who made a promise to some lady who make him laugh who’s starting to think there’s no point in living because you could end everything and yall made him a twink… seeing a pattern here

[pancakerabbit10011]

and he fucked my mom :/

[sans-the-deltarune]

heya man. what's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

their snow gender identity

[moonyisnotonfire]

"On days like this, kids like you...

Should be burning in hell"

[sans-the-deltarune]

this is some pretty intense writing

[atseptic]

I lied I love Deltarune Sans can he come pick me up

DIDNT YOU PUT THIS ON THE DISCORD TOO

[sans-the-deltarune]

sure i can pick you up

[cybercrowz]

i’ve been seeing way to much transandrophobia lately

so i want to try something

reblog if your blog is a safe space for transmascs

please. we need the support.

adding a reblog bait tw here, because some might need it <3

[frisk-offical]

@sans-the-deltarune are you fucking my mom?

[sans-the-deltarune]

yes

[frisk-offical]

So that must mean you're my dad

[sans-the-deltarune]

i guess so

[frisk-offical]

@sans-the-deltarune are you fucking my mom?

[sans-the-deltarune]

yes

[evil-lemon-shark-offical]

Found this picrew in my old pins, messed around in it and have decided to make a tag game!

Big link: https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/2212965

something about them

Fullbody character creator I don't care what you do with this, editing the final image is fine and even encouraged adding onto this that

Tagz: @lemon-shark-offical @evilpineapple-offical @evil-callie-plush-offical @evil-neutral-offical @evil-woman-official @evil-man-offical @evil-blahaj-offical

[evil-man-offical]

There was no blue skin...again :(

@man-offical @evil-woman-official @woman-offical @henchman-offical @employee-offical @no-one-offical @darkness-offical @da-police-offical @a-new-player-offical

[man-offical]

yes this is me. ok? ok. now I gonna go continue to take break. ok? ok. see you later. ok?

@marinebiology-offical @shark-offical @woman-offical @sally-offical @femboy-the-dog-offical @god-offical and open uh tags ok? ok.

[mamarobotnikoffical]

@egg-offical @dr-healmore-skc @ametalsonic @galaxia048 @sm-64-luigi

[frisk-offical]

I wasn't tagged but I really wanted to join!

I didn't find a sweater option but I might be stupid

@chara-offical @sans-the-deltarune

[sans-the-deltarune]

they didn't have bald options

@the-living-cage open tag

[berdley-official]

I goon to queens feet pics but no one will ever know because this post has no tags

[delta-soul-offical]

Berdly what the fuck

[1salesmanyear-1997]

[[Nerds Candy]] WH4T THE [[$!?!]]

[bigshot-offical]

[[chicken nuggets]] wh4t th3 [[$@$%$@]]?!

[sans-the-deltarune]

kiddo what the fuck

[hbmmaster]

how much does the aurora borealis weigh

[hbmmaster]

it's pretty light

[trans-niobium]

The only thing keeping my hands from going around your neck is my love for puns

[hbmmaster]

everyone look out, this tumblr user is going around strangling people who don't post puns. pretty messed up tbh

[frisk-offical]

Well sans is definitely safe from them

[sans-the-deltarune]

even if i wasn't, i would just dodge

[frisk-offical]

Hello, i am Frisk!

I go by they/her and im pan!

Im a minor so please don't be super weird, jokes and that stuff is acceptable but being plain out creepy is a big no-no!

Um..Idk what else to add but stay DETERMINED

Tagging people:

@satan-offical @no-one-offical @laciffo-natas @chara-offical @sans-offical @papyrus-knight @kris-eatz-moss @the-living-cage @man-offical @flowey-answers @frisk-approved @sans-the-deltarune um... idk who else to tag i just searched for undertale blogs mostly

[sans-the-deltarune]

human, i remember you're tumblr

[sans-the-deltarune]

i had a dream about you

you were in my kitchen eating ketchup off the floor and when i confronted you i got really mad because i’d have to clean it up, i yelled and said “DON’T YOU HAVE ANY COMMON SENSE?” And you replied

“Of course i don’t. You know this”

yeah a "dream"

we'll go with that

[moonyisnotonfire]

True Deltarune fic writing is having to google fuckass skeleton puns because of step sans

[sans-the-deltarune]

very relateable

[sans-sanstheskeleton]

[latenight-at-grillbys]

hey, grillby got any advice?

you see, i have this pal, and she has this kid, and I think they are trying to give me the cold shoulder, not that you would know anything about cold shoulders (ba dum tss)

but ive pulled out all the stops, even showed off my "hot" (get it?) new dance moves, but it aint working. what do you think i should do?

also ill take the usual

@sans-the-deltarune

* ... ... ....

* ( He stated that he's not the best with relationship advice, however, he said that if the way you're trying to solve it it's with puns and dances, it may not work perfectly. He chuckled at the thought. )

* ... ...

* ( He placed ketchup on the bar and kept talking. He said that there's always time and place for dances, serious conversations, deep meaningful moments, and puns. He said you should give time for the relationship you're trying to develop. Try communicating with them, try to be casual and don't force anything unwanted. He also said that the ketchup is 15g for the whole bottle. )

[sans-the-deltarune]

thanks man

put it on my tab

*walks out*