My skin has turned to porcelain, to ivory,to steel

Swedish, she/her (maybe they? figuring stuff out slowly), white, queer, 25 years old

[3xtrav2g2nt]

🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[everythingsbetterunderthestars]

Please please please I know we all love Friends and Chandler was our favourite character and Matthew always put a smile on our faces and that’s all amazing but can we please please please talk about this:

“I've had a lot of ups and downs in my life. I'm still working through it personally, but the best thing about me is that if an alcoholic or drug addict comes up to me and says, 'Will you help me?' I will always say, 'Yes, I know how to do that. I will do that for you, even if I can't always do it for myself! So I do that, whenever I can. In groups, or one on one.

And I created the Perry House in Malibu, a sober-living facility for men. I also wrote my play The End of Longing, which is a personal message to the world, an exaggerated form of me as a drunk. I had something important to say to people like me, and to people who love people like me.

When I die, I know people will talk about Friends, Friends, Friends. And I'm glad of that, happy l've done some solid work as an actor, as well as given people multiple chances to make fun of my struggles on the world wide web...

but when I die, as far as my so-called accomplishments go, it would be nice if Friends were listed far behind the things I did to try to help other people.

I know it won't happen, but it would be nice.”

- Matthew Langford Perry

(August 19, 1969 - October 28, 2023)

[luimnigh]

Okay, here's my idea:

The British should put a time limit on the Monarchy.

Not like declaring a republic tomorrow, but deciding on a date in the future that ends the British Monarchy.

And there's a perfect date for it coming up!

October 14th, 2066.

A thousand years since the Battle of Hastings. A thousand years of this one specific bloodline ruling England.

Call time on the Monarchy after exactly one thousand years. Nice, and neat.

Even better: Charles isn't living 44 years. He'll be gone in about twenty. Now William? He's what, 40? Yeah, he can live another 44 years. His great grandmother was over a hundred, his granny was 96, William can make it to 84 barring accident or assassination.

So on October 14th 2066, William the Last steps down a thousand years after William the First won the crown.

Nice, neat, and fair. William gets the crown he's been waiting forty years for already, but ten-year-old George grows up without expectation of it.

Have a nice big abdication ceremony, even.

[lasrina]

Plus, what an absolute baller move to announce your regnal name as William the Last.

[roach-works]

the Final Bill

[embervoices]

This is actually a really good idea, I think.

[evilwizard]

instead of exterminating rats, the state of New York should hire a rat trainer to round them all up and teach them to do odd jobs. they could clean up litter, scrub the manhole covers… run electrical wires. maybe do some plumbing

there should be a dedicated rat feeding station in every subway. if you pass out drunk on the bus a squadron of 50-60 purebred albino rats should carry you gently down the street back to your home. i know this may all sound rather infeasible—but if you hire me, the pied piper,

[theopossumwitch]

Everyone look at my daughter

[gravityghosts]

The reviews are in

[criticalbeauregard]

sending all my love to ashley johnson

[bixbiboom]

Ashley and Brian appear to no longer be together for very serious and triggering reasons. I maintain a policy of not posting anything here that I feel uncomfortable posting about, and this falls squarely under that category.

Obviously I don’t expect anyone else to follow the guidelines I set for myself, but if you are posting about the situation, please, please, please take a moment to make sure you aren’t posting private, sensitive material—like fucking phone numbers.

[blurrycriticalroleposts]

I also don't feel comfortable talking about this. Much love and support to Ashley, and I'll be going through the blog to remove any posts supporting bwf.

[shiverandqueeef]

truly deeply despise mike walters for making ashley johnson's private life into a public news story. like let's be clear: he isn't some noble investigative journalist blowing the whistle on domestic abuse. he's a celebrity tabloid muck-raker making money by exposing and exploiting public figures. he co-founded tmz for fucks sake. and not only is publishing an article like this a generally shitty thing to do to someone, it's potentially putting ashley johnson and her loved ones in danger. fuck this guy

[countessofbiscuit]

i can’t wait for THIS etymology lesson with the aliens

[rhys-ravenfeather]

[fallen-gravity]

[pen--pun]

WHY THE FUCK DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS

[pen--pun]

[pen--pun]

[queen-breha-organa-archived-dea]

Do you hate Valentine’s Day? Does it make you feel lonely and sad?

Great news bestie, I have the perfect replacement holiday for you:

James “Colonizer Bitch” Cook was murdered in Hawai’i by my ancestors on Feb 14th, 1779, on Kealakekua Bay. This iconic move ended his reign of terror across the Pacific, where he ruined everything and was overall a massive dick. Buy yourself some chocolate and fondly remember how Kānaka Maoli stabbed James to death and burned his corpse. It’s the perfect holiday for all ages ❤️

Rest in pieces James Cook, you haole bitch.

[publicsnoodity]

i love to vote and then not reblog. democracy ends with me.

[aelfcynn]

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

[writetheworldfree]

can’t pass up this kinda karma

[vethbrenatto]

THE LEGEND OF VOX MACHINA 2x08 | “Echo Tree”

[vethbrenatto]

The Artagan Effect:

[valtsv]

you’re telling me there are people who listen to music and DON’T use it as the soundtrack for the intense cinematic daydream plot they’ve always got playing in the back of their head???

[messfc]

A pitch invader during Portugal vs Uruguay at the Word Cup in Qatar wearing a shirt reading “Save Ukraine” on the front and “Respect for Iranian Women” on the back and holding a pride flag

[cornertakencheekily]

Multitasking

[depressedcelery]

Getting Banned From Qatar Speedrun any %

[magimadpie]

Some of my favorite tags

[frottinq]

social anxiety will really have you doin dumbass things like looking at something like free donuts at work and thinking "they probably don't include me in the group of people who are allowed to take from this"