sans ask blog

Hi im sans. my brother thought it would be a good idea for me to be more social so i made this blog. go ahead and send me an ask if you want to chill. maybe we can go to grillbys and get some burgers or fry's. plus this means i have an excuse to get off...

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do you like poetry?

sans: i hope you liked it

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“im a pussy” - sans

-deos stream

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sans: well yeah i guess i am. after all people love me and want to be inside me

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh?

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(sans: this is the best chirstmas gift ever) (mun: sorry i had to reblog this to my main blog first becuase of reasons)

bonus

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me: *trying to figure out how to interpret a character* 

me: *makes him a a cute slime person*

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(mun: decided to post this here incase anyone wanted to know how i draw gaster)

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hello sans, do you remember anyone by the name of Gaster?

sans:.... b̳̰̰̱̳̓ͥ̽̓e̪̙ͥw̫̩̦̒ͫ͌ǎ̳͇̝͔̹̞̥͇̈r̝̝̳̘̻̻ͣ̈́̊ͩͥ̍̏̒e̝̮̤̭̦̭̥ͭ͋̓̽̓ͤͭͫͪ ͕̱̫̮̥̰̪̽ṱ̥̲͉̻̯̟͒͗̃̄̉h̦̮̳̦͍͓̫̑̂̓̆ě͎̟͙̩̰̆̉̓̌ ̰͉̭̜̖ͪͪ̒ͥm̹̣̽ȁ̖̪̣͓͇ͫ̊n̜͙ͦ̋ ͙̭̮̣̥̹̌ͪ̂̉̽w͖̠̻̌̏ḥ̩͚̣̺̘̱̃ͨͫ͐͂͂͐̚o̰͚̬̦͔͖̗͑͑̍̅̔͛̾̊̆ ͉̥̣͙̣̺ͤͫ͛s̗̠͙͊ͩͥͧͯp̼̗̗̣̙̆͛ͯͯ́ͩ͊ͥe͇̪͖͈ͤͧ͑̾̄̏a͇͇̣̖ͧ͂k̘̟̫͗̎̍̓̐̋s̳̱̮̺̼̜̹̥͈͂ͬ͒ ̲̪̝͎̬͆͒͑i͖̝̫͙̔͒̐̎̒ͅn̮͖̘̝͚̙̬̋̋͛̊ ̯̤̬̒̿̔̂h̳̭̰̫͉͉͍́̓ͪ̍̎ḁ̼͓͂ͦͣ̓ͧ̍ͫͬ̚ͅṋ͖̪͌̄͆̔ͧd̗̝͙̭͙̩͔̟̒̔̔̌s͉ͦ̒ͯͧ́ͩ

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Hey Sans, you know what time of the year it is? ... IT'S THE MOST PUNDERFUL TIIIIME OF THE YEAR!!! (completely not sorry)

papyrus: SANS YOU PROMISED NOT TO RUIN CHRISTMAS

sans: aww cmon bro. you just got to . LET IT GO

papyrus:.......

(mun: sorry this took so long)

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My friend Bfox is a HUGE fan of you, do you have something to say to her?

oh wow. well if your friend sees this let me say. hey sweet heart im so happy you like my work. i hope your have a good day. if you ever want to talk to me you can. thank you for liking my wrok

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do you have a faq or a rules page i should be aware of? i cant find one

(mun: hmmm i should make an rule page at some point but here are ome basic rules. you can ask anything you go nuts. i wont draw anything thats nsfw .if you want to role play contact me on my main blog and i will think about . thats it really

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(mun: sorry if im taking long to answer your ask. just some in real life things have come up that have made it hard to get to drawig. hopefully i will get to them soon. sorry guys)

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( new note from men. again im very sorry for the lack of content just struggling to draw and some rl issues have come up from time to time which makes it hard for me to answer asks. i do intend to answer all of them and i thank you for your penitence)

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(mun: sorry if im taking long to answer your ask. just some in real life things have come up that have made it hard to get to drawig. hopefully i will get to them soon. sorry guys)

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yeah I don't think I'm very punny anymore, I'm becoming bonely... ulna longer joke if I must, what do you say? how do you get so many frickin friends?

sans: look i know it aint easy to make friends but you have to get out there. try starting small like lets say go to some livestreams. alphys told me shes made tons of friends by watching people draw or play video games. maybe that might be a good start for you. also  i dont know if this really counts but i will be your friend. so if you if your still feeling BONEly you can always talk to me kiddo.

(note from mun: ive updated sans a bit and gave him a turtle neck)

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Why do you like sans?

(mun: ok im assuming that this is actually meant for me and not the character.so the reason why i like sans is for a few reasons. love his puns. i have a great deal of respect for him for how even tho he has to go though so much if he can he will try to make everyone smile and laugh and mainly because hes the most interesting character to me)   

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I'm about to bombard you with a skel-ton of puns, but do not worry, they're pretty humerus. Of course I had to say this on anonymous because I don't have the guts to say them normally. I guess you could say I'm a bit of a numbskull. To be honest I'm not that good at this. I just love every bone in your body so I'm trying to be creative. I'm just I bit worried of upsetting your bro, but then again, nothing gets under his skin. I hope these puns tickled your funny bone. I'm out of puns now.

sans: im so proud of you

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( mun casually updates blogs theme)

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hey! is frisk there with you? and are you guys still underground? :0

sans:.........we've been though this so much that at times we cant even tell anymore

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Here's that hug by the way! Hope you like it. :)

sans: i loved it kiddo. here let me return the favor :)

hugs you