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Chantelle, 16, Australia |

[yayhaz]

do you ever just

[santasloth]

Doctor: you have 6 months to live

me: Oh No!!!! 😜👌🏽😂👌🏽😉👌🏽💯💯🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂

Doctor: how the hell did you do that

[also-starring]

[santasloth]

*being murdered*

finally

*is reincarnated as myself*

why

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

[stability]

[popipoyan-deactivated20240919]

where do daytime animals go at night anyway,,ive never seen one,, the fear i would feel if i was outside after dark and a duck walked past me is indescribable 

[oopsididitagain3-deactivated201]

[yutoube-deactivated20131225]

not even a third wheel cause i dont have two friends

[lion-deactivated20150711]

when your friends are talking about a party you aren’t invited to

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[ilikelivingintoday-deactivated2]

[brysheregrays-moved-deactivated]

any rich men follow me who want to buy me things and get nothing in return

[royeah-deactivated20180326]

Hmu

[extraops-deactivated20141020]

HOLY SHIT I FORGOT THE FRIES IN THE OVEN HOLY SHIT

[extraops-deactivated20141020]

MY FRIES

[teleroboxer-remade-deactivated2]

the adults on tumblr are fucking surreal like half of them spend their time making fun of 13-16 year olds please do something more productive with your time. ride a bike. get a job. pay taxes.

[7hrone]

As an adult I manage my time wisely where I can ride a bike,do my job,pay my taxes, and also make fun of 13-16 year olds all in one day.

[teleroboxer-remade-deactivated2]

your icon is a pony

[methhomework]

me as a laywer

me: so you took a shower and then you heard the gun shot

witness: yes

me as a lawyer: isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate

witness: i’m bald

[kingjaffejoffer]