Lemon Dragon

"You don't know what I find delicious."

[poseidont]

a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

[dizzybunnies]

bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both

[mrgaretcarter]

bold of you to assume it wasnt jake who planned to get her pregnant exactly 9 months before so she’d be thrown off by contractions

[mrgaretcarter]

bold of all of us to assume Holt didn’t pick an exact date to compliment them both so they’d have validation horniness so that jake AND amy were in disadvantage during the heist

[disregardcanon]

Holt: your heteronormative lifestyle choices will bring about your demise

[madewithmoreblog]

[meangirlnurse]

i love stock photos so much

[meangirlnurse]

i googled “protest stock photo” because i was curious to see how they would handle the subject matter while maintaining the inoffensive, generic marketability of most stock images and i don’t know what i expected but uh

[meangirlnurse]

[shinosarna]

group chat after you post something cursed

[rebeccasugar]

My stamp for #sdcc2018 just arrived in the mail 💕

[lucygooseyart]

they switched pajama pants

[taratjah]

Avatar won May’s fanart poll on my Patreon! Back when I started digital art it was basically the only thing I drew, so it was a lot of fun to return to it and see how much I’ve improved!

[niggazinmoscow]

This is what every mayor should be doing.

[phdna]

“Opinion Piece: Should we allow this mayor to shamelessly, irresponsibly use his job in order to do his job?”

[gaykonoha]

someone PLEASE find the owner of this video im DYING

[twitterlols]

[slaw-me]

[snoopingasusualisee]

list of characters that would be weirdly sexualized if they were made today

[snoopingasusualisee]

[chorizho-deactivated20240610]

so we’re just gonna stop the list right tf there

[catboywhimsy]

looking through the comments and reblogs.. oh boy

there’s definitely more but I’m not sure I want to subject myself to that horror

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

hey quick question how come out of all the pictures you could’ve chosen for Bloo you had to pick the one from a hentai parody 

[cvberitual]

you recognized it

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

can u believe some people can see a cat & not immediately be filled with absolute unconditional love for that animal. they dont even get the urge to kiss them right on their little baby cat head. thats incomprehensible to me

[porterr-robinson]

[miss-cigarettes]

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[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

Hairdresser: We’re going to have to use a color remover to take out the blue pigment, then apply more pigment to allow for the proteins in the hair to adhere to it. Then possibly mix three different types of toners to reach the goal of your natural hair color.

Hairdresser: pretty simple

Me: this is chemistry

Hairdresser: yeah, but people don’t like when we talk that way

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

Hairdresser: so you’re a mortician?

Me: apprentice

Hairdresser: do you know why formaldehyde is used in clothing?

Me: I didn’t know that was a thing

Hairdresser: I think it’s due to the preserving qualities? But I don’t think that’s right.

Me: It’s not just a preservative, it’s also a disinfectant ‘cause it destroys bacteria as well as their food supply. It’s also a dehydrator. 

Hairdresser: why not just use alcohol?

Me: good question. Formaldehyde is super cheap, so probably to cut costs

Hairdresser: is it really a carcinogen? 

Me: yeah, I’m going to have so much cancer

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

Hairdresser: so you’re going natural to work at a funeral home?

Me: yeah

Hairdresser: while still in school?

Me: well we work in the funeral homes so we have uuuuh … experience with cases

Hairdresser: you can just say bodies it’s fine 

Me: oh thank god

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

Five Minutes Later

Me: yeah so we don’t do autopsies it’s one of my pet peeves

Hairdresser: what if someone wakes up while you’re embalming them?

Me: there’s a huge difference between a living body and a dead one

second hairdresser: I think we should add more toner, but yeah I think rigor mortis would make it pretty obvious

Me: that and being in a fridge for a few days you will be dead by the time you get to us

Hairdresser: I think pumping them full of a carcinogen would help with that

[teaffeine-deactivated20200618]

cats rub up against Todoroki’s left leg because he’s warm on that side. thank you for your time // post

insta / twitter

[notlikingbestgirl]

Seeing dogs looking at you from a car

[blushbnnuy]

I gasped

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Make sure to watch this ending :D