lauren :)

20s | she/they toxic age gap yuri

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abt me :P

lauren

20s, she/they, <lesbian3

minors dni !!

trinity straptos' no. 1 fan

i love to yap pls hmu

my garsanshimi thoughts

i write sometimes - ao3

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Please please please some mowalsh…

emery knows she’s pushed samira hard tonight, pushed her possibly to her limit, but she tries it anyway, call her greedy maybe to want to see a literal angel come on her strap again, cmon baby, you’ve got one more in you, i know it

samira is whining, impaled on emery’s strap as she straddles her, not even making an effort to move, long hair gathered up on top of her head, tendrils of it having escaped during their last round where emery got to show off her particularly impressive stamina

emery has been petting at her clit, gently gently, trying to see if this really is samira’s limit, thinks it might be, is about to tell her to kneel up slowly to let her pull out, ready to gather her up in her arms when samira bends forward, elbows dropping either side of emery’s head, the strap slips out half way, and samira asks, begs, breath across emery’s lips, can’t do it em, need you to

emery’s hand is trapped between the two of them now, still pressed against her clit, and shit she can feel how wet samira is, dripping all the way down and soaking the boxer style harness she’s got on

plants her feet on the bed as best she can, and thrusts upwards as smoothly as she can manage, her free hand planted on samira’s back, keeping her close, stopping her squirming away, i got you baby, so good for me, shit, absolutely fucking perfect for me, always take what i give you

samira cums with a wail, a whole body shudder and then boneless on top of emery, dazed and slow to respond as emery half lifts, half shimmies the strap out of her, feels the gush of wetness that follows soaking her boxers further, mumbling against samira’s overheated skin, god what did i do to deserve you

[whitsantos-twinism-truther]

the type of stuff trinity sends dennis when his music is too loud while yolanda is over:

[pelorsdyke]

if I let myself think about how the last meaningful interaction mohantos had on screen was the for what it’s worth you’re very good at this in s1 and they’ll never have another one I start writing manifestos

[melkingsbush]

mel running round ptmc all proud telling everyone she’s about to go change her hair for the first time in years, maybe even dye it. who knows? only for her to come in the next day just. blonder. like the nikkietutorials scandal.

[diplodocus1117]

SUPRIYA HAS A JOB

[melkingsbush]

okay bro

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I love that you and Saint are dating! You guys are so cute.

lmao TY hehe

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what was the last song u listened to?

jajauma musume by taeko onuki 😛

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Noooooo SP lets not go ducks like a pleb and let’s go beavs and go cougs like good non-majority nw-ers noooooooo

sorry man 🤷‍♀️ i went to ONE beavers game and they lost so devastatingly to ucla that everyone left before the third quarter finished LMAO

[vieapples]

“no i’m not a human” but sepideh because i freaking love her

[perfectimprecision]

loserlanda garcia and her fourth of july popsicle earrings

[fly-on-my-sweet-angel]

I’m going with number 10

[samirasystole]

see i like whitsantos as any regular pitt fan but sometimes i can really tell that they are baby’s first platonic m/f relationship in fandom because why are so many of these headcanons depicting them to be this close and comfortable around each other. it’s almost relationship-y and often very ooc specifically for trinity. (and i’m not talking about fanon joyposting, you do you, i’m talking about people’s genuine headcanons and ideas about what their relationship would be like)

she might be able to joke with him and i’m sure they are learning more about each other because of the proximity, but she clearly struggles with having another person in her house. yes, they watch tv somewhat amicably and they like living together even if they would never say it out loud. but they are both still quite awkward around one another and trinity barely ever tells him an honest feeling unless he literally pries it out of her. and considering trinity has a history of sexual assault and harmful behavior by men, she’s still gonna cautious and attempt distance(even if she’s kinda bad at it).

she likes him, yes, of course she does. but she clearly doesn’t show that unless it accidentally slips out. she doesn’t even call him dennis, why would she ever call him ‘denny’, cuddle him, or be naked around him?

their whole charm is that they are so close but struggle to show it due to their varied personal histories and personalities. and that’s what i like about them! she did him this huge favour after barely knowing him and probably saved him by giving him a house. he’s so kind but not very socialised considering he grew up on a farm with a big family and then was blasted into homelessness. he hates being a bother in any way especially after what trinity did for him. meanwhile trinity is incredibly kindhearted too but very traumatised after the assault and abuse she’s been through. all of this makes their communication stunted and difficult. it’s complicated! the fact that she would probably struggle to even refer to him as her friend(let alone best friend, which he probably is), is what makes it all so fun and interesting. you’re taking away their juice by making them so comfortable and normal around each other

[thepittmemes]

[samirasystole]

while i generally dislike the character, the by far funniest acting choice/behavior that came from season two was ogilvie bouncing the amputated leg in his arms like it was a newborn baby. makes me laugh every time. you're so weird buddy

[samirasystole]

things i need to see on the pitt; coming from a nurse. for the sake of accurate rep but also just for funsies

more betting board

tallying highest and lowest lab/vital/anything results, that's a real thing that happens. usually displayed on a big board

i need the doctors to ragebait the nurses more often. they are premium ragebaiters and it's INCREDIBLY annoying, i need them humbled

doctors or nurses forgetting the name of a patient the second they walk in. you would not believe how often that happens especially in acute care settings

machines not getting charged and beeping in a hallway until someone plugs them in, to the annoyance of everyone

15 family members showing up and wanting to see a patient all at once. you'd be surprised how often that happens

funky badge reels!! personalised or creative lanyards!!! colourful scissors!! fun socks!!! rainbow pens and markers!! where is this rep!! we are fun!!

having only one edition of a specific machine and having to search to hell and back to find whoever is using it so you can use it next

doctors telling you they will call you back and then them never calling you back. this is especially true for doctors in another department

dehydrated rep. we're all dehydrated.

dropping something on the disgusting hospital floor and going 'three second rule!' (we have to throw it out but we have fun with it)

giving your pen to someone and never seeing it again

and to add onto that: finding a pen somewhere randomly and deciding it's now yours. be the evil you want to see in the world

more representation of just how shitty and exploitative health insurance is, and just how many people struggle because of the flawed system

people looking up ways for at-home treatment via some AI or pseudoscience source and making it all worse

stealing your coworkers hand cream because all the handsanitiser made your hands dry (especially relevant during flu season)

how dedicated some people within a department are to decorating their departments for the holidays. it's always so wonderful

a coworker bringing homemade food for the department, happens especially during holiday season!

holiday/fall incidents: frying food accidents, ate too many cookies, food poisoning, how the cold affects the unhoused, mandatory vaccination debate, in regards to flu season which will undoubtedly be discussed

to circle back to the betting board: holiday related bets (what kinda cases, how many, what timeframe?)

and to finish it all off, i would really really really really really want to see the residents pranking their attendings and chiefs

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i want more wounds #giveusmorenastywoundscenes2k27