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cain | they/them | 21 | i sleep in a gucci coffin | Main: @someplace-scary | sideblog: @gothlit |

[lumikat]

[nat-20s]

I NEED TO READ I NEED TO WRITE I NEED TO CREATE I NEED TO DRAW I NEED TO CLEAN I NEED TO WORK OUT I NEED TO LEARN *watches YouTube for 6 hours*

[kosmogrl]

[f0rcee]

Do you miss all your old selves?

no they are inside of me i hug them everyday and say u did such a good job

[frankiecorleone]

What abou t me. Doesnt anyone think i should be at the club

[archbudzar]

follow my art on Instagram

[1moneychaserworld-deactivated20]

"of course i remembered" is a love language

[la-cocotte-de-paris]

Head empty all I can think of is this Victorian plate from the 1890s

[mundycide]

[lesbianrey]

the real difference between twitter and tumblr is that twitter fries your brain like an egg almost immediately vs tumblr simmers your brain slow n low in a crockpot

[dsmsix]

[theocseason4]

[sporesgalaxy]

I havent seen very much of Detective Pikachu but Im ready to be the most annoying bastard in Ryme city, pulling around my partner pokémon Grimer in a wagon at all times

[sporesgalaxy]

some jerk: wow thats gross and dangerous

me: you fool. you utter buffoon. you think I feed my beloved pet industrial waste? you think I let him drink pesticides and herbicides?? You think I give him access to fucking sewage??? He eats exclusively recyclables and biodegradible trash. If we took political action to limit pesticide usage and force huge companies to stop dumping waste in unsafe areas, the Grimer and Muk population could all be much healthier and safer to be around. In this TED talk, I will

[sporesgalaxy]

YES my partner is a Grimer. YES I carry rubber gloves on my person at all times so I can pet him when he is a good boy. WE EXIST.

[uwukawaiihours]

OP what is his name

[sporesgalaxy]

Scrungus

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

I’m obsessed with this video

[juelzsantanabandana2]

2020 is saved this the funniest shit I ever seen

[beepboopbitch-deactivated202011]

[jncos]

Every time I hear mention of a youtube celebrity it’s a new one of these stock image looking people who seemingly appeared out of the void two weeks ago, fully formed with five million followers and the capacity to commit horrible crimes against another youtube celebrity which they will tearfully apologize for in a fifteen minute video

Mylar truly wishes he could take back what he has done and only hopes that you, the fans, can forgive him.

[jncos]

Here’s the thing: I made this post with nobody in particular in mind and people keep reblogging me and saying that it’s in direct reference to [_____] or asking me if it’s about such and such and it’s someone new each time which probably means that there’s, like, a problem.

[log4]

i thought this was the guy from love simon

[fromthecrypt]

if you've ever followed me and then regretted it and unfollowed me, know i still had the last laugh. you followed me in the first place. you fell into my trap and realised too late that all i post is incomprehensible bullshit. fucking gottem.

[fromthecrypt]

"what content do i get for following you?"

[mar64ds]

They are married warner bros told me

[cryptidsloth]

I’m sorry I just had an out of body experience when bugs said “you’re a sexist”

[rensbogusadventure]

how the hell else am i meant to interpret this