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@uwukawaiihours
We gazed upon the forbidden beans and were punished for it.
#honestly #have suspected I might be bi for a while now #but didn’t expect to see it confirmed in a post about ikea furniture #because I actively enjoy building the stuff #and nearly everyone around me thinks I’m insane
Building IKEA furniture competently is the wlw superpower.
You just follow the instructions it ain’t even hard.
I (very bi) can do it, Huscat (ace), however, can ALSO do it - do we have any statements from the ace community on this?
how do other ace people fair with ikea furniture?
Ace person here. I do very well with it but I can’t do it unmonitored. I always get exactly one piece backwards and it’s enough to bork the whole thing.
Same. I’ll build it without fuss but it will be slightly crooked in a baffling way that need complete desassembly to be corrected.
Reblogging for Science
Can confirm. There’s always one shelf I manage to put on backwards. I generally leave it to my best friend (pansexual), who manages just fine, though I’d be hesitant to say she enjoys it.
with the new round of JK rowling being a transphobic prick rolling out, I think it’s important to reference what I call the H.P. Lovecraft rule. Fans of Lovecraft’s stuff openly acknowledge that he was remarkably racist and that his shitty beliefs bled into his work, whether through metaphors or more blatant pieces of the text, while also enjoying the monster concepts and such that he created. They use critical thinking when approaching his work and acknowledge . In my opinion, it’s fine for people to still like Harry Potter, it’s just important to acknowledge that the Rowling’s own shitty beliefs also bled into her work (the house elves ‘enjoying’ slavery, the sexism, the antisemitism with the goblins, laughable attempt at gay inclusion, lycanthropy being compared to AIDS, etc.). I really don’t think it’s bad for anyone to still enjoy the franchise, it’s just really important to use critical thinking when consuming it, which is true of any media really.
Also I know there are people who are going to drop it all together, and honestly valid, can’t blame ya, it’s just that I saw a post saying ‘you can’t separate it from her beliefs!’ and I just wanted to point out the truth in that while ALSO pointing out that it doesn’t mean people have to quit it altogether - they just need to be smart in their consumption. If someone says something along the lines of, “JK Rowling sucks but the series is still perfect, I’ll just pretend she didn’t write it,” then that’s not critical thinking. That’s just trying to make yourself feel better and pretend there’s nothing wrong with it instead of admitting there are things absolutely wrong with it and that the thing you like is flawed.
to be fair though it has to be accompanied by that exact image, otherwise the format could be read as extreme disbelief/loud exclamations
Oh yes there’s no way to convey ~SaRcAsM~ through written text.
I dunno this ways always worked for me ^^^^^
Hmmmm. No. No sarcasm. Oh no. Never any sarcasm here. What. Whatever would we do if you could display sarcasm through text. Oh my. How could you suggest such a thing. Oh jeez.
That settles it. The older generations are just weak.
I've been in VRChat for over a year and a half and have Seen Some Shit™️. But nothing will top when I stumbled across people holding a legitimate Sunday Service this past week.
This was literally a world with a Bible passage panoptically encompassing the area, a scarecrow was praying and delivering a sermon, played entirely straight to a crowd of 30 people. And these people were made of the typical VRChat crowd: weed shader nanachi's, anime eboys and egirls, some sort of Sonic/knuckles amalgamation shaped like a toilet, the little pidgeon birds, even Ronald McDonald was there too.
But despite this it was played completely straight, they prayed together, somebody had a evangelical testimonial, the scarecrow prayed to help develop everybodies talents or something.
I was waiting for a punchline but it never came, it was serious, it was real.
I thought the act was going to drop when somebody with the GMod Jesus model got up front and started screaming Hail Satan, but they all managed to collectively ban him in less than a few seconds and resumed without missing a beat.
Oh yeah and there was somebody up front next to the scarecrow interpreting in ASL FLUENTLY.
someone willed this meme into existence
Just started imagining a Necromancer using their magic to create undead for the sole purpose of creating a musical number and they need back up dancers for their song solo.
Ah yes, the necromancer subclass: necrodancer
did cinderella ever talk to her man about his faceblindness
#'i met the perfect woman but it was a special occasion'#'so now wherever she is her makeup and hair are probably different'#'this is my nightmare'
rip prince charming, who had to let the whole kingdom make jokes about his foot fetish for the rest of his life because every blonde with an updo looks basically the same as far as he can tell
they call him prince charming because he’s always really polite to strangers to cover for the fact that he doesn’t know if he’s supposed to recognize them from somewhere and when you’re a prince that shit starts wars
Okay but... this really inspired me, because wouldn’t it solve like 90% of the problems of Cinderella if the prince was just blind? Like imagine this handsome, charming prince, who his entire life has relied on his senses of sound and touch to get around and has learnt to recognise people by the feel of their hands and the sound of their voice? As in the fairytale the king holds a ball to find him his wife, and the prince insists every maiden in the land to attend. The crueler guards joke that this is because he is desperate enough to marry even the poorest, “ugliest” girl in the land, but in reality the prince has never cared what others think of him, and extends that principal to his wife. And so as usual Cinderella shows up and he falls for her wonderful voice and the way she can conjure pictures with words, he loves her because she cares about him and ensures he can navigate the newly arranged ball room ( he usually has a guide dog but his father thinks that isn’t proper for parties ). But when the clock strikes midnight and Cinderella flees he feels despondent, he does not know her name, could not describe her face, and he is sure he will never see her again. Cinderella is heartbroken too, she had found a man so kind and good, who would not care about her looks or that she was a simple scullery maid. And so that is why he uses the shoe, it is all he had to go on, others laugh behind his back but he refuses to give up. When he visits Cinderella’s house he passes through quickly knowing immediately neither sister is right. But as he leaves he hears her voice, singing from the tallest tower and knows it is her. He races back and demands she try on the shoe and you know how the story goes. And so they wed and together they live happily because it was never her pretty face or her shoes that made him love her, but the way she spoke to him.
This is so pretty
Reblogging this again bc I love this addition
Straight women should unionize
What the actual FUCK
This right here is a HUGE red fucking flag. If you’re in a relationship with someone who wants complete control over finances, especially to the point where you don’t even have access to money, this is an attempt to control and isolate. They will use ALL sorts of excuses. “I’m better with money” “You spend too much” “You’re too impulsive” etc. It has nothing to do with looking out for you or money. It’s straight up abuse and will likely lead to worse.
Story time.
Last Christmas I went grocery shopping with my Grandmom and my mom. We ran into someone my Grandmom knows, who had recently lost her husband. About a week after he died, there was a forclosure sign on her door. He had taken all of her money, all of his money, and gambled it away. She had no idea, because she never looked at their accounts. Now she’s living in a little apartment and she had to sell off most of her belongings so she wouldn’t be completely broke.
After we left her, my Grandmom told me this next story. My Grandmom and my granddad have separate accounts and one shared one. They’re each responsible for paying for certain things out of their own accounts, and the shared one is for things like their mortgage. Last year my granddad transferred $2,000 from her account to his because of “cash flow problems.” She had no idea until she called her bank to check her balance. And they informed her of it and she was LIVID. They didn’t get her authorization, and their defense was basically “it’s your husband so we thought it was OK.” My granddad didn’t communicate with her, even though it was her money in her account. He later transferred the money back to her and she worked with her bank to make it so that couldn’t happen again, but still.
She could have easily ended up the same way as her friend. All because their husbands felt they had the right to their money.
Financial abuse needs to be taken seriously and it needs to end.
My best friend for most of college came from a wealthier family and her dad would threaten to completely cut her and her mother off whenever he was upset with them, which he could do since all their bank accounts were tied to him
Not a dream
This guy from uni hit me up and started hitting on me and he kept telling me that I have such an innocent look to me and look way younger and that he thought I was 19 tops (he is 23 and I am 25 actually) which immediately gave me a bad vibe, long story short he followed me on Insta and we kept chatting there and then he randomly attacked me about having a public IG profile and not being bothered about having 3k followers, most of which I don't know personally, and when I kept telling him it really wasn't a problem for me and that I like my followers and 3k wasn't that much to begin with, he hit me with a "you're way different than I thought," and said stuff like he guesses that I am not as innocent as he thought (wtf dude) and that he doesn't approve of the content I post ?????? and doesnt't see a point of the two of us talking anymore??? like, okay creep, I'd rather not be talking to you either and I was just being polite to you but insulting my followers who have never done anything wrong to you and have been nothing but nice, respectful and supportive to me??? Fuck off
not to mention that this is what he deemed to be my scandalous posts
I spit out my chocolate milk from laughing too hard while reading this
dodged a bullet. bad vibes galore
Bruh you should’ve shown him your tumblr
If he had a problem with 3k people following me on Insta, imagine the meltdown when he discovered that 220k people follow me here 😂 but on a serious note, I don't share my blog with anyone but you guys, you are special to me. IRL people wouldn't understand. You and I have a bond.
OMG what did y'all do???????!!!!!
WHAT THE FRICK IT'S BEEN LIKE 20 MINUTES?!?!??!?!?!?!
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE IN MERE MINUTES
SGWHHWIDIDIISICFZUISHDHSSJSIIGGHGDDDSJS
Muahaha
OH MY GOD Y'ALL THIS IS TOO MUCH
Look we've got to make him MORE uncomfortable
Dude insulted one-time-i-dreamt we've got revenge on our list
Speaking of which, I've just realized that he's still following me - any thoughts or ideas how to make him subtly notice that my followers have almost doubled in less than two days? What's our plan lads?
Writer: If you tell him, he's going to demand something from you as "payment" for getting you so many new followers there. You know that right?
Yeah, that's why I don't want to tell him in any way, shape or form that'll make him think he was the one who somehow got my Insta to 6k. I was thinking more along the lines of making a celebratory post announcing that I have hit 6000 followers and thanking everyone for following me? He is bound to see it since he is STILL following me. What do you say?
honestly this is the kind of petty shit i live for, i say do it lmaooo
Should I use any of these for the 'thank you' post and if yes, which ones?
I took everyone's advice and did the thing 🙈 thank you all ❤❤❤
MAJOR UPDATE - just checked, he is online and has unfollowed me! Safe to say he got the message! 🤣 I also got accused of buying followers by another guy from uni just now, so there's that. 🙈
Because a university student is clearly going to have enough money to pay 4.5k people to follow her on a social media platform.
I knoooow, right???? People are ridiculous! Not only that, but I woke up this morning to a message from yet another guy from uni who said that my post about hitting 7.5k followers was sooooooo stuck-up... Imma need to weed out people who I am talking to IRL, like, immediately! Thank you all for your help ❤❤❤
8,176 is a big big number!
This whole post/situation is a trainwreck 🙈 now we got my IRL friends on there thinking they are being hilarious 🙈 people in my life are so confused as to why my IG blew up because I have told virtually nobody I run this blog so they don't know anything 😳🙈 thank you everybody ❤
Brooklyn Nine-Nine s03e16
Context: they ate the candy from the gift basket, not realizing it was for the Captain from his husband and then filled it up with shit they hoped he’d like.
I love this so much
Hot take: Holt’s husband knew that Holt would not care in the slightest if he sent candy; however, Kevin chose candy specifically because he knew the squad would eat it and then frantically fill it with supplies from around the office, which he knew Holt would love even more.
He did this so that Holt, who he loves dearly, would get a basket of things he loves while also unnecessarily stressing out the squad
The one he loved would get things he loved from people that loved him on two levels. Kevin, and his team.
Snow edition
@william-snekspeare
If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and avenge me.
I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS
cunningly avoiding tooth decay by going to bed with a single square of chocolate on my tongue for the bacteria to snack on instead of my teeth
Fun fact! The bacteria in your mouth dont eat your enamel! They only eat sugars and such. The stuff that eats your enamel is the byproduct produced by the digestive process of the bacteria. In other words, the thing that causes tooth decay is the bacteria’s equivalent of shit, not the bacteria themselves!
cunningly avoiding tooth decay by going to bed with a single piece of toilet paper on my tongue for the bacteria to wipe their ass on instead of my teeth