This machine kills AI
This is the most satisfying story I've read in a long time
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This machine kills AI
This is the most satisfying story I've read in a long time
You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing
ᓚ₍⑅^..^₎♡ abby + size kink
thinking about abby who doesn’t even realize she has a size kink at first. it’s just a fact—she’s stronger than you. of course she is. she lifts more than most people in the gym, her arms and thighs are built like a sculpture. and she’s got shoulders wide enough to carry the weight of the world.
cw: size kink, abby using her strength, dom!abby (she's a bit meaaan), fingering (reader!receiving), abby fucks rough, strap referred as cock twice. there's aftercare ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ ♡ this is lowkey the first time i've wrote something this filthy LOL
whats the political opinion on swin goggles. do we know this
You Get Me So High
ellie williams x reader
synopsis: ellie goes on the balcony to light up, but you have another idea.
zom’s note: okay maybe this kinda sucks, but i randomly thought of this at like 2am.
word count: abt 1.8k
warnings: only nsfw content (don’t like, then don’t read!), top!reader, bottom!ellie, eating out (e!receiving), fingering (e!receiving), intoxicated (ellie is high, reader is not).
“Babe, I’ll be on the balcony,” you hear Ellie yell from the shared bedroom. You were currently getting a snack from the kitchen, having the late night munchies. Turning around, you see Ellie walking through the living area to the sliding door to the balcony of the apartment. “Mmm okay,” you mumbled, returning to the hunt for a snack. The only reason she’d be stepping outside this late was to smoke, you knew that.
babysitter!vi fingering herself in your bed.. MDNI 18+
after a few hours of sitting with the kids and entertaining them with her humour, vi got a sudden call from you in a haste. “i might run a bit late, put the kids up for a nap will you violet?”. and put them up for a nap she did, the wheels turning in her head. to be fair she tried staying put and watching the tv until you came back.
but what’s the fun in that?? she couldn’t help but snoop around, walking into your bedroom. looking the complete opposite from her trashy tiny studio, hand sliding against the bedsheets she saw you wrapped in the other night are now tidy, looking around her. little polaroid pictures hung on the wall beside your dressing table of you and your kids, opening the drawers mindlessly, her eyes catching on a certain polaroid poking out of the side.
it was of you, in black lingerie—looking far from a woman that is a dutiful mother. hair pulled up messily, the arch of you back and your ass facing the camera while you glance back at it with a look she can call nothing less than slutty, and oh does it have her clit pulsing as she scrambles without a second thought to lock the door walking back and falling into the bed, polaroid still in hand.
pulling her pants and boxers in one swift move, neck craning as she sniffs all over your pillow, getting high on the idea of you. fingers sliding against her wetness releasing a broken filthy whine. heartbeat going a hundred miles a second.
it was no time before she started ramming her own fingers into herself, the squelching coupled with her whines as she tries to stay quiet, a moan followed by your name breaking out every now and then—with your picture still held tightly it, albeit crumpled now.
cold sweat gliding down her face as she doesn’t dare slow down her assault against her own clit, “pleasepleaseplease o-ohh” broken moans and pleas spill out of her mouth as her thighs work in tandem with her fingers. shaking violently as she cum, back arching off of your bed; that’s now unkempt.
she doesn’t even realize the tiny puddle she caused by being such a snoop.
© acidblum.
You’re neat. I like you.
puts you in inventory
why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
what the fuck warrents THIS level of [REDACTED]
might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water
i have to pee
One of the worst parts of seeing the internet say that Caitlyn doesn't deserve Vi, is Caitlyn is already aware of that herself.
And before I get into this, let it be known that if I see any caitvi antis in here try and say that the toxic dynamics in the other ships--with both timebomb and jayvik trying to kill each other, jinx killing several of ekko's comrades, and jayce having anti zaunite biases that he says to viktor's face--are somehow less severe than the shit going on with caitvi, don't bother. You will be blocked for your stupidity.
Caitlyn knows she's done unforgivable things. She says as much repeatedly. She knows she doesn't deserve Vi. But she tries to be better to at least come close to it. Why? Because Vi will love her anyway. That's just who Vi is. She never gives up on the people she loves. That's why Caitlyn fell in love with her to begin with. So what can Caitlyn do? She can try her fucking best to one day deserve it. And she does try. She facilitates the circumstances in which Vi can free Jinx. She lets go of her hatred for Jinx by doing that. Lets go of her need for revenge. She betrays Ambessa at great risk to herself and the people of both Piltover and Zaun, but it was a necessary break. Ambessa is an imperial power that cannot be bargained with. She leads the charge in the battle against both Ambessa's army of Noxians AND Viktor's glorious evolution. She loses an eye and nearly dies in that battle. She could have surrendered, but never did. She gave it her all. She fought Ambessa, an opponent she knew outmatched her, with a KNIFE IN HER GUT. When the battle is over, she gives her council seat to Sevika so that Zaun can be represented. (And yes, realistically, Sevika will more often than not be outnumbered so the practical application is lacking, but it's something Caitlyn CAN do as an attempt to right her wrongs. Oppression doesn't get fixed overnight. It's a step in the right direction and it's a step SHE makes, and we know she's the one who makes it because that used to be her mother's seat, and it's the seat she occupies when Jayce calls on all the great houses to war in the council room.) And at the very end, we see her looking at the blueprints of the hexgates, where we now know Jinx likely escaped. She's not only let go of her hatred, but she's looking for signs that Jinx is alive, likely for Vi.
All Caitlyn does for the entirety of act 3 is try to right her wrongs. All she does is try to deserve Vi. For some people, it will never be enough. But all it needs to be enough for is Vi. Vi is a grown woman, guys. I'm pretty sure she can decide for herself whether the woman she loves is deserving of that love.
the knee thing™
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