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heres a reminder that gay people can be transphobic and trans people can be homophobic. just because youre lgbt+ doesnt mean you cant be an asshole to other lgbt+ people.

troondock-saint-deactivated2019

transgender ideology is by definition homophobic

sapphicari

why the hell did a terf reblog my post. no terfs allowed.

#why??????????? are you on my post go away?????????#plus i made this post like two years ago or smth #it still applies but i kinda wish i worded it better #oh well #also i havent used tumblr in like a million years oof

workoutinpink

sonoanthony

#CLOCKED

blackhipsteraesthetic

Rosemarie wasn’t ready

onlyblackgirl

Rosemarie got dragged by Target.

respectfulmemes

bipolarkyloren-deactivated20170

100% full offense, but straight men who are obsessed with women fucking each other and straight women who are obsessed with men fucking each other are completely Gross™

i-am-a-fish

vraishellbelle

It’s okay guys, I know how to figure out who the real fish is. What’s your favorite curse word?

i-am-a-fish

slopaganda

when you make a joke in a gay group chat

kvrs-deactivated20220420

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

lord-tengen

you’re* it’s* Btw. I am a man.

kvrs-deactivated20220420

oooooooooooooh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooh my god. oh my god. ooooooooooh. my god oh my god

sleepyreyrey

Strong words to use on a Resume

If you have ever had to write a resume for work or for an application, then you know the hardest part is figuring out what type of words to use that sound professional and and intelligent.

Example: If an application asks you if you have any relevant experience for a job at a day care center and you have experience, like you have babysat children. You would look at the words in the columns to see what words you should use that will help your resume stand out. You might put down “Have supervised and attended to children on a regular basis.”

I hope this is helpful to you.

rampyourvoice

Now this is a great resume list of action words. I love that it’s broken down by types of jobs. Saving for future use.

nativesugarbabes

#reference

charlesoberonn

New original 3D animated movie: Ducks. The secret life of ducks when humans aren’t looking.

Whenever ducks fly south in the winter, they’re actually flying to a big city of ducks where they talk and have jobs and have traffic lights with pictures of ducks in them and every billboard and storefront is a bird pun.

A generic duck guy is a young adult who feels inadequate because his dad is a big broker in the bread stock exchange.

He accidentally reveals the secret life of ducks to a human child, and now he must take her south with him to duck city. On the way they get into hijinks and find out about a big duck conspiracy or something.

artigust

I was thinking at first this was an actual movie

charlesoberonn

It will be if you just give me 3 years and $150,000,000

old-manrupee

How many times would “duck” be confused between the physical action and the animal in question?

charlesoberonn

12 times for comedic effect. 1 time used ironically in a sad moment in the end of act II. And 1 time in the last act when the protagonist has to say something badass when he defeats the bad guy.

erinye

This winter, ditch the binoculars and rediscover bird-watching with the hot new movie…….DUCK!!!!

charlesoberonn

If this post gets 100,000 notes I’ll start working on the script.

charlesoberonn

Well then…

Let’s get to work.

charlesoberonn

Without further ado, and over a year in the making:

The final draft of the script

setheverman

what’s the mood… for april?

mioko-san

artist: 이짜님

greatestmc

ithelpstodream

wlw-love-stories-blog

It's never too late to be yourself

To clarify, I’m not a wlw. I’m a mlm. But this story is wlw related, and I hope it can make people feel better about themselves, especially those who took a while to come to terms with themselves.

I came out as gay when I was 16. The reception was varied. My mom’s side generally accepted me in a lukewarm way where you can tell deep down they’re kinda not ok with it, but are trying to be nice. My dad’s side of the family rejected me pretty harshly. So, as you can imagine, I felt pretty alone.

I live in the US while my maternal grandma lives in Canada. We go to visit her shortly after I came out, and she eventually became aware of my sexuality from the hushed whispers. There’s a stereotype that older folk aren’t too accepting of the LGBT community, so I was nervous given she was 71… but I was wrong. She accepted me. Not only that, but she seemed to genuinely accept me. I didn’t get the vibe of lingering discomfort (and I’m very intuitive with that sort of thing). It was a relief.

She ended up getting an email address, and we’d keep touch via email. We’d talk about the typical stuff: school, work, friends. But she also asked me about my love life, seeming genuinely interested. It didn’t seem unnatural to her that I’d be pursuing boys instead of girls. She was the first to hear about my first boyfriend, and by far the most supportive of it.

Fast forward 2 years. I’m 18. I was about to go into college (somewhere more liberal, for my own sake). I had been in a relationship for almost a year now. Things were going pretty well. I was still in touch with my grandma. Then one day, she asked if she can vent about something. I said of course.

Her email was long. She talks about how she was never really attracted to my grandfather (he died when they were 65 of a heart attack). She considered him her best friend, and she missed him dearly as a friend, but nothing more. She admitted that she considered it a relief when the two grew older and the once flaming hot passion cooled down to a mere sizzle.

She told me how she was into women her entire life, though she denied it for a while. She reminisced about repressed crushes on ex best friends, finding female celebrities attractive and denying it, basically a lot of stuff that seems pretty typical of the stories of lesbians in denial.

She told me that it felt too late to be a lesbian. She was 73, had been married to a man, never was into women, and “past her prime.” I could only imagine how painful it was to have denied such a major part of herself for so long. When I came out at 16, I couldn’t imagine waiting another day, let alone so many decades.

I can’t pretend like my response was perfect and insightful. I was still a dumb 18 year old. But I did my best to assure her otherwise, and that she may as well live the rest of her life the way she wants to. I forget exactly what I said, but she thanked me and we moved on, talking about my upcoming college or something. The details escape me.

Fast forward another 5 years, to the present. If anything, her love life is going better than mine. She found a partner (also on a similar boat - in her 70’s, once married to a now dead man, denied her true sexuality), and she’s been with her for 2 years. I finally got the chance to meet her a year ago and they're so cute together and it’s the happiest I’ve ever seen my grandma.

It’s never too late to be yourself :)

tastefullyoffensive

by Skelton Claw

dragon-in-a-fez

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

antigothesis

Teen: *gets a job*

“I GOT THE JOB!”

Parents: Well, when I was your age, I already had 5 jobs and was supporting my family

flowersforfawns

has this been done yet

satans-bacon

The Euthanasia Coaster is a concept for a steel roller coaster designed to kill its passengers. In 2010, it was designed and made into a scale model by Julijonas Urbonas, a PhD candidate at the Royal College of Art in London. Urbonas, who has worked at an amusement park, stated that the goal of his concept roller coaster is to take lives “with elegance and euphoria.” It is a ride to the death. The seven loops or “inversions” put the human body under such stress that it causes the brain to be starved of oxygen, as the heart simply cannot push blood against the enormous g-forces. Even if it kills you, it is designed to still be a fun death. An honourable thought, if rather macabre.