Sammich

21F, eats sammich

[animentality]

[mintbees]

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

[mintbees]

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[depsidase]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[pending-trans-action-2]

Mutuals are a lot like cats in that you kinda have to harmlessly pester and annoy them sometimes

[virtualgirladvance]

*brushes all your fur the wrong way so you look like a feather duster*

[auternadelaide-deactivated20240]

reblog to pet your mutuals the wrong way

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

if you're on my dash or vice versa then u are get pet fluffy style~

[the-haiku-bot]

if you’re on my dash

or vice versa then u are

get pet fluffy style~

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[baba-is-blog]

baba i just got a new betta, can you give it a name please

NAME IS SEBASTIAN

[baba-is-blog]

hey baba! jsyk you can use non-"is" verbs, like has, fear, eat and play,

ex. "baba fear not procedure \n baba fear iv" or

cyanmod here: I actually haven't played the game in a while so I've been playing it safe LMAO but ty for the info!!

[baba-is-blog]

Hi baba can you name all 500 of my springtails individually ty

BABA HAS SUGGESTION

[baba-is-blog]

BLORBO IS NEW

CHARACTER IS DRIFT

[baba-is-blog]

BABA IS MOURN

[baba-is-blog]

BLORBO IS NEW

CHARACTER IS DRIFT

[baba-is-blog]

BLORBO IS NEWER

CHARACTER IS BRAINSTORM

[fuck-customers]

Hey if that "anonymous" employee satisfaction survey wasn't mandatory to complete why were my supervisors and half my coworkers hounding me to do it?

Optional, my left ass cheek.

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[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[number-one-castiel-apologist]

“Why are you watching it again? You already know what happens.” Because The Character is in there, bro. THE CHARACTER

[emilylovescookies]

ocean kiss (a mini “comic” of my ocs) 🌈🌊💕

[sunnythealien]

gif of noelle doing the worm stolen off twt that i stole off the femtanyl community on tumblr