Mad Ravings Of A Homosexual

I rapidly and violently oscillate between fandoms, art styles, and personalities. <3 They/them 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈

[sapphicschedule]

Commissions open!!

Here’s some of my recent work vvvv

And some old ones too vvvv

Prices:

Waist up:

Lineart- $7.50 CAD

Flats- $12.00 CAD

Full render- $20.00 CAD

Full body:

Lineart- $15.00 CAD

Flats- $25.00 CAD

Full render- $45.00 CAD

Housekeeping notes:

-Backgrounds are kinda difficult for me to categorize, so I’m just gonna say that they’re a negotiation thing. I can do them, but holy shit. I don’t want to. Pinky swear that I’m reasonable and that I understand perspective if I’m getting paid to do it.

- I am perfectly willing to draw furries, but please keep in mind that they aren’t my forte. I’m still trying to get the hang of rendering fur. There are plenty of wonderful furry artists on the World Wide Web who have more experience than me :)

- i Will charge extra for nsfw. Nothing crazy, just tack on $2.00 CAD to whatever the request is. Obviously I won’t draw nsfw of minors, non-con, etc.

- payment isn’t up-front, but I will hold the finished product hostage with a shitty jpeg of some sort before I receive payment.

- if the commissioner doesn’t want me to post the product to any socials, I will honour such requests. Obviously.

- I use PayPal for payments.

[bluemuffin-draws]

Always muscles?

[crawfishcomic]

Happy Accident

[blueskittlesart]

happy pride month from everyone's favorite transgender LESBIAN video game characters!!!

[trans flag version]

[littlenapss]

[enthyrea]

rocky learn about human tattoos on portable earth thinking machine

[sapphicschedule]

Rocky should join the Dylan train

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

[sapphicschedule]

And showerable!! (Imo). Many homeless ppl have no way to properly clean themselves, and that is super fucking dehumanizing???? Like, install public showers, I beg. Just make it like ten cents for half an hour of water if ur concerned about someone leaving the tap on I stg this would improve cities SO MUCH

[sm64mario]

which'a worse, landlord or oil baron?

[sm64mario]

this is'a nice

i'a like you'a thinking

[sm64mario]

waluigi'a definitely doing it the evil way though

[waluigioilofficial]

Yeah dude fuck you too.

[sapphicschedule]

Waluigi is probably ethically sourcing the oil but then burning down a forest to offset his carbon non-footprint

[cupids-poison-blog]

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

[kat-the-oddity]

As a trans man. Yes. I’m a real man and so are the rest of us.

[gingerkyuketsuki]

i love how the reblog-to-like ratio is 8:1

[trytocallmecal]

i am rigging this thing

I shall reblog lots more

[burrbeast]

I might queue this a bunch. To save my moots for once.

[sapphicschedule]

Since there are so many new Project: Hail Mary fans, here’s the link to the lore document Andy Weir used while writing the book to keep consistant with the worldbuilding. It’s been super useful for me while writing my phm fic lol

Index of /eridian

I swear on my whole entire life that this document is safe to download. You can also look up the Reddit post where Weir linked it originally if you want a more trustworthy source for the link.

[autisticlittleguy]

Grace and Rocky are living in like this whimsical space adventure. Meanwhile, back on Earth, Eva Stratt just ordered her fifth assassination this week trying to stop WW3. The other day she replaced Jeff Bezos with a homonculus clone grown in a lab so she can repurpose Amazon into a humanitarian aid distribution network. She had a team of lawyers trick a demon into extending her lifespan by 30 years just so she can live to see through Project Hail Mary.

[sapphicschedule]

Okay, so yes, eridians can ‘see’ through walls and clothes, but fabric does muffle sound waves a little, so it’s not super out of the question that they have some concept of modesty so CONSIDER :

Eridian lingerie made from a completely rigid material so that the sound waves don’t get dampened, like, at all

[fogisallaround]

Skurt swagner

[hayleywilliamsfan84]

i keep laughing at the way that eridian culture in the movie and eridian culture in the book are not contradictory at all, if you accept that movie rocky is just a total FREAK

grace: boy i sure can't wait to meet other eridians haha! rocky, putting on a shirt for the first time in four years: rocky has something to tell grace but does grace promise not to be mad, question?

[hydrangea-pop]

I can't leave this in the tags lmaooo

[sapphicschedule]

If I had a nickel for every time I wanted a fictional woman’s adoptive brother to fuck her separately adoptive father, then I would have two nickels. Which….. huh.

[sapphicschedule]

I think that the quote “you have no immediate family. You don’t even have a dog.” DOES have the implication from Stratt that Grace has no obligations on earth, and no one who depends on him emotionally or physically (not true). BUT ALSO it means that because everybody currently close to Grace is on Project Hail Mary, there will be nobody to protest Grace being launched into space against his will.

And that’s what freaks Grace out so much. Stratt can totally get away with this, and nobody is going to even try to stop her.

[esarity11]

life is good because all of she-ra is on the internet archive <3