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@sapphicsillygoose
I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning
your average cat hater: I don't like how they r bitchy and ignore me/ won't let me manhandle them
your average dog hater: I have been mortally endangered by an ill-trained dog
marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.
other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–
both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!
can you imagine having a small dick and going to buy your Gay Water and the box tells you youre racist
pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008
dear dire
eva stratt the character you are. yes, the way she took away grace's autonomy made me sick to my stomach, but holy fuck is she so well written. they put a woman who cared in front of the trolley lever while her friend was tied to the tracks, and she looked him dead in the eyes and made the choice that would ultimately save humanity.
I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things
my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say
spiritually, pre-launch grace is a twig to me. but the infinitely funnier option is that he has amassed gosling levels of brawn because he still frequently gets pissed off at his students and coworkers and his primary anger management strategy is gym. he can swallow it down but only for so long. and if his routine gets interrupted for whatever reason the other teaching staff will eventually notice and someone will pull him aside and go "hey not to be insensitive but youre being kind of a bitch. unrelated question, when was the last time you punched stuff recreationally?"
Rocky and Grace probably have so much blackmail they could use on each other if they wanted to. like they spent years isolated together on the trip to Erid they’ve no doubt seen each other at their weirdest
Rocky pisses Grace off one day so while they’re in the company of friends he randomly blurts out “did you know Rocky was naked for the entire trip home? I didn’t even know you guys wore clothes until we were in orbit”
was gonna say spirk walked so destiel could run but it's more like spirk ran so destiel could twist their ankle fifteen yards from the finish line
good morning to the beaten and the damned only
to the people who say that cats don't love you, I need you to understand that there are entire pieces of furniture that is supposed to hook up in places where their owners are commonly at. Desks, chairs, kitchen tables, YOUR bed, you name it. Cats LOVE to be around you and by god they will find a way as close to you as they can get, and we have made furniture to make sure that it can happen. And I think that's beautiful.
When I was WFH for a few days due to a storm my cat was very clearly sulking because she had to lay on the FLOOR until I had the presence of mind to move an appropriate bed in there for her to judge me from
And like its sooooo easy and so simple because if you get them a bed they KNOW its for them and that they get to be closer to you.
do any of you guys remember that sculpture of theseus & the minotaur that lowkey looks like theseus is riding the minotaur like his life depends on it
this one?
Is the lowkey in the room with us?
Saw this when I was in London this summer, I stopped my friend to point at it and said "holy shit it's the statue of Theseus fucking the Minotaur" in the middle of the very busy museum.
no fuckin way suddenly it is fuckin Friday, have a fuckin nice day next it is the week end and the week will bend
It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America
I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST
this came to me in a vision
