Abigail

im just ken man

[sapphicsirenss]

being a d20 fan is fucking insane bc i cant. i cant say shit like “honor the cock” and “i love my slut dad” and “i need you, emily axford, to describe a sexy rat” in real life. but its always there in the back of my mind…..

[acidtheater]

Most annoying online emotion is "I have a funny personal anacdote to add to this but it doxxes like all of my personal information"

[zuzartii]

I hope every single person who puts nice comments in tags under reblogged art knows that you you guys are the backbone of society. Being an artist online sucks these days, but here on tumblr I still get compliments under artworks that I made years ago. I hope you know every WOW and heart emoji and heartfelt compliment and funny comment you left in the tags is part of the reason I kept drawing all these years, in spite of everything that was going on.

I've been screenshotting the nice tags I get for years, and at this point it would be literal thousands of lines if I still had my old files. I love u tumblr users <333333333

[love-haver]

the loser nerd part of my brain: emma goldman and evelyn nesbit are essentially the respective angel and devil on mother’s younger brother’s shoulder and this is interesting because of how it appears the other way because of goldman’s infamy but how she gets him passionately fighting for a cause whereas evelyn nesbit is nothing but a shallow and failed attempt at love as passion. he wants to find passion and he sees a crime of passion marketed at society and wonders where he can find that passion but finds it in accepting the crimes of society and turning to anarchy.

the cool smart part of my brain: emma goldman and evelyn nesbit are the only people able to influence mother’s younger brother because mothers younger brother is actually secretly a beautiful trans woman

[needsmoreexplosions]

I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died

[tall]

[mshfar2a]

I don't like to admit it, but sometimes I actually miss John Green.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Sometimes I can almost hear him.

[birdplushie]

you need to be a transfeminist

[birdplushie]

everyone become more transfeminist immediately

[faun-grove]

fine. ogle if you must 🙄

[orphetoon]

go watch project hail mary NOW!!

[bidonica]

a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

[deathgasmic]

who else is up permanently feeling like they did something Wrong

[rq1nzorr]

i love that kendra is definitely the more fem-presenting one in her relationship. because on the one hand making a Black lesbian character feminine was a very deliberate and in my opinion well-thought-through choice here for the writers and then on the other hand masc shira gulp

[buniix3]

It was my mother's broach.

[mystifiedstars]

seeing a movie with actual colour again is so refreshing omfg. lionsgate i owe you my life

[crispysparkfinder]

A runaway trolley is quickly approaching planet Earth, threatening to kill over 8 billion people. There is a lever that can be pulled to redirect the trolley. On the other track is a singular man. You are the trolley operator. Do you pull the lever?

But suppose the problem is not that simple. First, pulling the lever will most certainly kill the man but it will not guarantee the survival of Earth. In fact, the chance Earth will be saved is slim, and many of those 8 billion will die in the process. You are the trolley operator. Do you pull the lever?

It still isn’t that simple. The man tied to the other track isn’t tied down at all, in fact he does not know he is part of the dilemma. You will have to tie him down yourself. You are the trolley operator. Do you pull the lever?

But wait, there’s something you are forgetting. The man you must tie down and murder is your second in command, your best friend, your platonic soulmate. You love him. You know he will refuse to be the sacrifice. You watch as he begs and pleads for another way, betrayal in his eyes. He writhes as you give the command to sedate him, and prepare to tie him to the tracks. He goes limp, and you do not cry. He will hate you for the rest of his short life, and you will deserve it. Even so, you know you are doing the right thing.

You are Eva Stratt. You will pull the lever.

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

Phineas and Ferb poster parodies from DisneyTVA official