[bigboobyhalo]

it's so like. when someone who's never been into MCYT says they hate MCYT I roll my eyes sooo bad because like you don't GET IT you were never invested in this YOU DON'T GET IT AND YOU NEVER WILL... but when someone who obviously dearly loved MCYT like I did says they hate MCYT I hold them closely in solidarity because yeah man. fuck all minecraft youtubers and streamers

[fudgeciclez]

My revelation from earlier: i think dream smp is like. The opposite of slop. I think everyone's definition of slop is different but to me its media that doesn't stimulate any cognitive parts of the brain and is entertaining in the same way as a baby sensory video. Just shapes and colours and buzzwords. And that makes me infuriated that ive heard the dream smp called slop because the dream smp is the most gutwrenchingly beautiful story with the worst viewing experience known to man. Its a multiple-hundred-hour Minecraft roleplay thats functionally impossible to watch. The acting is amateur. The storytelling is clunky. The medium is unconventional and difficult to make immersing. The canon is inconsistent. The lines determining what IS canon are blurry at best. The writers and actors and designers and artists are a bunch of improv-ers who barely cooperate with each other. The plot is so good it will ruin your life. Its bad in every way except the way that matters, and the worst thing about it is that its good. That's why everyone who loves the dream smp talks about it like its the worst thing thats ever happened to them. Its the opposite of shapes and colours and no substance. Its all substance.

[painless-innit-colourful]

heterophobic dream smp remains the funniest headcanon. big ally ranboo hyping up tommy in exile every time he says how much he loves women.

[painless-innit-colourful]

NO HANG ON YOU COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW AND EXPLAIN, WHAT

[l-art-stuff-l]

here i got the fic for you

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[painless-innit-colourful]

nothing could've prepared me for that title

[painless-innit-colourful]

read the first chapter. they were so scandalised when he said he wasn't gay, it had me cackling. well-written I must admit. humanises him a bit much for my liking BUT the unhinged schlattbur cancelled it out I guess. also these tags took me the fuck out

[hokanovastella]

Watching Scott’s episode this morning, and it’s so much fun to see the attack on the castle from his pov.

You can tell that he’s actually fighting in self-defense against the townspeople. Because he does a single jump-crit with his axe and then backs off to drive Cleo and Martyn back over the bridge. He even repeats, “You may want to run. I don’t think this is going to end well.” But Cleo never takes a hit without giving one back, and once Cleo starts attacking, Martyn takes that as the go-ahead and starts backing Cleo up.

But the Switch when Scott actually manages to get Cleo’s health down and they both see that the Vampyrism has gotten into her blood.

Cleo stops in shock, and you can just hear them gasp… Even Martyn goes, “You okay?” And Scott immediately turns to attack Martyn. You can feel the dynamic switch mid-fight. As an establishing action for his character, it’s a very notable event. Scott won’t attack another vampire.

[myrathefarmer]

It’s just the plague you guys 🪻🗡️📖

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[lynx-sunfall]

Vampires SMP Cleo: I am a farmer, so if you give me your seeds, I can do something with them

Literally everyone who just met them five seconds ago, no hesitation: here is every bit of planting material that I currently own, I beg of you to help

[vyhonella]

my favourite scene in vampires smp

[eydilily]

🦇🩸

[justl-12]

Revenge!

(gonna need everyone to pretend it was a full moon when gem killed jimmy thank you)

[locatebiome]

do you think in minecraft people would say "when in the nether" instead of "when in rome" to mean following the customs of the place you're in. because in the nether you have to wear gold even though you don't really understand why

[locatebiome]

if one more person takes me saying "you don't really understand why" to mean "i don't know piglins exist" instead of "i don't know why that custom exists in their culture" im going to lose my entire mind

[theminecraftbee]

I will say as a cleo fan one of the funniest flavors of stream interaction she does is. okay sometimes these three things collide:

cleo is clearly way more online and way more plugged into certain kink spaces than many of the hermits

cleo has a very dirty sense of humor when left to their own devices

the hermits will just say shit, but sometimes unknowingly

and as a result cleo like. just barely can’t hold themselves back. and she can’t explain herself on stream either so she’s just cackling while going “don’t worry about it” or making a comment that’s just incomprehensible if you, say, are a person who has no reason to know what vore is,

[theminecraftbee]

I want to make very clear incidentally that this is a positive thing. I find it hilarious and also relatable, as a person who sometimes hears a coworker or a friend in slightly less “was on deviantart at 13 and learned things” friend circle say something and have to hold myself back but just barely can’t. cleo has an energy I understand and appreciate and I love them for it. did you also have to explain furries to your mom once cleo. I feel like you might have I feel like you might understand,

[vexcraft]

after the announcement about season 10 ending soon, i've seen numerous people disappointed about hermits (especially scar) not "having a chance to finish their projects" so i figured i would post this too

i think it's also important to mention that cleo said on stream the hermits decided this end date for season 10 like four months ago. it was not a sudden decision - the hermits have been given time to figure out how to wrap things up nicely and they plan to work very hard this month to make that happen!

[goatedgreen]

Jimmy POV: its 2011 and some villains stole your diamonds.

[theminecraftbee]

In Pearl’s dreams, sometimes she says this to Gem:

“Sometimes I think you’d like me better if I actually were an attack dog.”

The actual answer she gets back differently depending on the dream, and the day, and what kind of things that Pearl had last done. Sometimes Gem tells her:

“Aww, Pearlie, don’t be like that. You’re more useful than a dog would ever be.”

Sometimes Gem tells her:

“You can be a dog now, if you’d like.”

Sometimes Gem tells her:

“You’re more important than that, really.”

Sometimes Gem tells her:

“You wouldn’t be nearly as scary if you were! Isn’t what makes you scary that you’re human, but not?”

Sometimes Gem tells her:

“I do too.”

None of these are what Pearl wants to hear, of course. Even in Pearl’s subconscious, Gem is never going to give her an answer that works. Gem is never going to give her an answer that’s real. Pearl isn’t that prone to self-delusion. Gem is never going to, in these dream conversations, hold her and tell her “that’s not true” and mean it. That’s why she’s never said it.

Well, that, and that Pearl isn’t sure that’s what she wants either. She’s not sure that’s an answer that would get at the hunger. At the thing she needs. That would get at something that’s burned her, and burned her, and burned her, and burned—

Well, that and she’s dead now. So. You know.

Even if she wanted an answer, she isn’t getting one.

So that’s that.

[justl-12]

oh my god WHAT was that episode i dont think i will recover???

[abobobob]

Cynikka and Saparata having arcs about being thrown under the bus by a close ally, being Lingulini and Fluixon respectively, is a wild parallel when you think about it.

Saps gets blamed for the Island 2 leaders assassinations that the Conspiracy built the trap for behind his back, while Cyn gets accused of hoarding netherite from Island 1 when Lingulini had been doing most of the mining in the volcano and barely giving Infernus anything.

Saps resolved his by going to trial, purposely not attacking anyone who attacked him back, and doing all he can to stay alive and being vocal about his innocence until the people on Island 2 found out what really happened.

Cyn resolved hers by getting the Covenant to kill her accuser which led to the mafia’s massacre, hid her involvement of the incident that became international due to Lingulini moving to the Pirate’s Republic, and harboring the Commonwealth and the Conspiracy when she felt that she was going to get attacked, which only encouraged their enemies to come together and attack her.

Saps being able to find vocal allies in the form of the Covenant and Westhelm when he got away from Island 2, while Cyn losing hers when the leaders of Nevermore and Elysium died.

Lingulini’s death further painting Cynikka’s name as a villain while Fluixon’s getaway trap clearing Saparata’s.

Saps going to his trial while Cyn being unable to go to hers…

[zleepmask]

| "And despite all this, I still have one problem." "Saps."

I was debating to make a whole comic panel out of this scene but i can only draw digitally on like fridays - sundays so that would've taken a while also while posting this, i lost my stylus and im STILL finding it...... uhm... full drawing (thr two drawings together or something) under cut

[greatestf00l]

No cuz i need more people to talk about sap's and turntapp's relationship

Bcs turntapp is the only person at the time that believed him, but he never got to tell sap that he believed him

Turntapp betrayed his own values and beliefs just to protect saps, so much so that some of his people lost faith in him. He is READY to do anything to keep saps safe but saps (rightfully) didn't believe him due to his condition, he thought turntapp was going to betray him like the others.

Also when saps turn away and ran from turntapp because he thought he's going to betray him remind me so much of that ivantill scene in black sorrow vro

Now imagine how glad turntapp is to see that saps is still alive and well, but its short lived because of his assassination which btw happens when saps is DIRECTLY beside him.

Imagine how many untold words that turntapp cannot say to saps, to the man who made him betray his own belief and people, to the man that changed the view of his world.

I wonder what saps felt at that moment