Welcome To My Lair

I am Sapphire, i am in many pits pick one I've probably been there.

[mailorderfictionalcharacter]

people are still patriotic in 2020? grow up? do not ask for what you can do for your country but what human rights violations they are currently committing and why you should hate them. 

[theshit4chansays]

Graweedy Falls

[clyderwasfunwhileitlasted]

literally have had this queued for a year

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

WHY

[whitegirlsaintshit]

i still can’t believe you have a designated electric toothbrush for your cats to run their noses against because they like Sneezing™️

[paleoart]

Evolution Series: A Club of Crocodilians

Modern crocodilians are all low-energy, semi-aquatic ambush predators. But their family is one of the oldest among reptiles, and contained everything from terrestrial herbivores to cursorial hunters and filter-feeders.

*The animals represented here are not to scale and don’t represent a direct line of descent, but rather plausible models for how this amazing transition happened.*

You may have seen my penguin evolution infographic. That one was done for funsies, but it was modeled after a series that I made originally for my Patreon that I’ll be uploading on here! If you’re interested in stuff like this though, consider supporting me there; there’s a lot of other cool exclusive stuff to see.

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

When people say “crocodiles have remained completely unchanged for 200 million years” … show them this

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

lesbians in space

[mathy37]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

SPACE LESBIANS GONNA COLONISE MARS, MAKE IT A BEAUTIFUL SAPPHIC UTOPIA <3

[spiroandthelacktones]

its actualy really fascinating, the reason they are considering making the mission to mars all female ACTUALLY doesnt have to do with “impure sexual thoughts” or anyhing it has to do with a multitude of factors, for example (cis) women astronauts tend to be smaller and require less food, nasa also did a series of studies showing that in groups, all woman groups showed better cooperation and teamwork than mixed or all men groups, and also probably the most interesting reason is that (cis) mens eyesight is damaged in space travel for reasons we dont even understand yet, for some strange reason the vast majority of men who have been into space have suffered damage to their eyesight and yet almost no women have had this issue, and scientists are still trying to figure out why but in the meantime sending men into space for long periods of time is a huge concern because they may go blind over time … just thought that that headline was a little reductionist and sensationalist so i had to comment, that being said tho…

HELL YEAH SPACE LESBIANS

[bokkuns-deactivated20180626]

straight people: gay people dont talk about how gay they are all the time unless of course its their Gay Struggle otherwise its just Unrealistic

me, a known gay:

[carb-queen13]

Baby Jesus is a chicken wing

[blulilboi]

Explain

[carb-queen13]

Tender and mild

[officiallycostco-deactivated201]

FUCK

[armie-hammer]

[egodepth-deactivated20180727]

jeez man, like ok dude like alright i get it, like

[jads-abum-rat]

[vespertineflora]

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

[sixpenceee]

Do you guys think we could ever live in a world without any crime? In high school, I had this discussion with my sociology teacher, and one theory was no, we can’t. Even if we had a world without murder, rape, and all that, the definition of crime itself would change in the hypothetical community. So perhaps something like dropping plates will have as much penalty as murder. And by this theory, a Utopian community can never exist. 

[angelicguy]

this got 100k? jesus

[jeoff-deactivated20170909]

this is so woke no wonder

[evenjuneshippedthis-deactivated]

I love how when Zuko’s anger was stripped away, he was just left with awkwardness as his main trait

[thepugman360]

[grumsal]

[yiffmaster]

this is my fav bc an actual major cause for the fall of rome was the resistance of the wealthy to paying taxes which led to a crumbling of infrastructure but who cares about thaaaaat

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

“Feminism killed Rome” is my new favorite sentence of all time.

[priscellie]

Also ballooning military spending, a widening gap between rich and poor, religious intolerance following the Emperor’s embrace of Christianity, and lead poisoning of the water supply.

*looks at camera*

[prufrocks-deactivated20170410]

[adimals-deactivated20201112]

Fuck dude you really can’t

[perkwunos]

This is the first ad I’ve seen on here that actually fits tumblr’s demographic

[zooophagous]

oh my goood that woman goes on about how gross and germy cats are, fair enough, but then says "message me if you're a dog person" like my sister's dog doesn't regularly roll in shit

Like listen literally any animal, human or otherwise you encounter will have a different set of germs on it you’re going to have to quit pretending that’s a logical excuse to favor one over the other

[speciesofleastconcern]

mammals are the worst. they communicate with urine and feces and scent glands. you get used to it.

[zooophagous]

Cats may have litterboxes to clean but I’ve never had to stick my hand in a cat’s butthole to manually squeeze the secretion from its infected anal glands either so you know it’s a trade off.

[the-awkward-turt]

Those darn glandy mammals

[somewhatstacey]

I just turned to my housemate and said, “y’know, we’d never know if we were haunted” because we have four cats between us, so every clunk, bump, and crash gets entirely ignored

and now I want a movie about a ghost becoming increasingly desperate to haunt a family but they have cats and so the poor dear goes completely ignored