hand on my stupid heart

she/her 🌺 30s 🌸 ISFJ 🌼 Late-Bloomer Lesbian whoops 🏵️ femme4masc (but taken😻) 😶 minors dni 😶 men dni with me on porn related topics if you have to be here for administrative reasons go right ahead I guess?? It's come up. ✌️ otherwise I'm trying to be woman centered in my sexual life I'm sorry if that's not your favorite 😭😭😭 cry abt it 😭😭😭

[forbiddnsky]

yes, the rumors are true, i'm a lovey dovey dumbass

[socialistexan]

Hallmark Movie tropes where a woman visits her rural hometown and fall in love with a random camo wearing musclebound white man because of the power of Christmas, and then leaves her successful city job, and cuck boyfriend to be said man's submissive wife is conservative and possibly even white nationalist propaganda.

In this essay I will...

[socialistexan]

[deepfriedanon]

Leave your job for a muscular woman in flannel instead.

[socialistexan]

[dilbar-am]

[myobutch]

[glowybum]

[egberts]

i scroll for me AND my girlfriend. who else will send her all these funny posts perfectly curated to her tastes?

[bibbi00]

maybe I’d be sleeping better if I was having hot sweaty dyke sex before bed

[anuic-deactivated20220825]

[the-fugitive-kaspy]

OK, fine, the Brits can take this one W for once.

[probablyasocialecologist]

Father Jones explained that his "advice does not contradict the Bible's eighth commandment because God's love for the poor and despised outweighs the property rights of the rich."

[klinger4yossarian-deactivated20]

rare occurence: tfw a christian seems to have read the same book I did

[james-silvercat]

Funniest bit: OP, who is deactivated, made this post expecting people to side with the corporations

[sapphling]

a lesbian life tip is that complimenting a girl on the shape of her hands is a way to appear relatively normal or maybe slightly odd and painterly to everyone else in the room while still indicating to her directly that you are deliriously slobberingly verge-of-blacking-out horny

[lesbiciousbeginnings]

Once again giving “butch love interest in a historical romance”

[dragoncharming]

[schmata]

bloodsisters (1995) dir. michelle handelman

[lesbomoment]

i think about this every day actually

[kaijuno]

Moon and Venus conjunction

[teaboot]

I don't know why this keeps happening but I keep meeting toxic heterosexual couples who experiment with polyamory and are heavily into funko pops, board games, Disney princesses and Burlesque stripping and the man is always a withdrawn bearded dude and the woman is always a passive aggressive control freak with an Etsy shop that sells lawn gnomes styled after Dr Who characters and they don't really even seem to like each other but they're always exactly the same. this has happened four times

[snozart]

am i the only one who feels like this

[storiesfromgaza]

1:17 PM on November 15, 2023:

The #Gaza Strip is just hours away from a complete cessation of communication and internet services (irreversible), following the depletion of the necessary fuel to operate the main distributors of the network in the Strip, which are currently running on "batteries" that will be emptied within hours.

5:00 PM on November 15, 2023:

Before the communications are cut off, I have a very personal request from everyone who knows me from outside #Gaza. Please, keep spreading the word about us. Do not tire of sharing. Talk about the massacres, destruction, displacement, and starvation. Speak about every clash and tank explosion. Let the whole world remain ashamed as they witness what is happening to us and, in return, what we are doing. and Insha'Allah (if God wills), we'll return

[gothhabiba]

[ID: Tweets by بيســــان (@Bisan_Shrafi). The first reads: "قطاع #غزة على بُعد ساعات فقط من توقّف كامل لخدمات الاتصالات والإنترنت (بدون رجعة)، بعد نفاد الوقود اللازم لتشغيل المقاسم الرئيسية للشبكة في القطاع، والتي تعمل الآن بـ"بطاريات" ستفرُغ خلال ساعات." It has 33 likes and 49 retweets.

The second reads: "قبل ما تنقطع الاتصالات، بطلب طلب شخصي جدًا من كل حد بيعرفني من برا #غزة، ضلوا انشروا عنا، ما تملّوا من النشر، احكوا عن المجازر الدمار التهجير التجويع، احكوا عن كل اشتباك وكل تفجير دبابة، وخلوا كل العالم يضل مَخزي وهو بيشوف شو بيصير فينا، وبالمقابل شو بنعمل. ولنا عودة إن شاء الله." It has 3k likes, 3k retweets, and 114 comments. End ID]

[nativenews]