oh I leave quite an impression, 6 feet to be exact

🇳🇬🇬🇧🏳️‍🌈 poh (person of height)

[sapphrican]

person I thought I'd annoyed just replied positively to my text message I'm so relieved

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[sapphrican]

man tried to come back to my place which no bc no, then asked me to come to his place which no bc he lives in fucking croydon???

[liberalsarecool]

Freedom FROM religion is mandatory.

[sapphrican]

can't tell if I look good now because I'm not on my period or if I only thought I looked bad because I was on my period or if the two week lock in has actually worked

[nessa007]

so i just saw obsession

[ozempicofficial]

[sapphrican]

women are genuinely and generally more attractive than men and I think that's just factual

[sapphrican]

IT'S SO FUCKING HOT WHAT THE FUCK

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[un-father]

For both our mental health I should finger you in front of a mirror while telling you how pretty you are.

[sapphrican]

what if I froze a bunch of protein shakes and all of my meals were ice lollies. would that work?

[sapphrican]

sexting in a heatwave = taking selfies while eating an ice lolly

[stuckinapril]

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

[icarusdiesatdawn]

Ted Lasso + text posts

[sailermoon]

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

[justcatposts]

Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower 

(via)

[hottiewitabloggie]

they’re? just? sitting there ???

[ladycavalier]

it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear

[socialistexan]

[crtter]

Heh, she’s speaking Portuguese! Here’s what she’s saying:

*baby voice* “… and if you have any questions, just ask me! And now… yeah. And now you draw the roots. You draw them all twisted up! Got it? A flower? Now draw it. Did you get it, Luis Roberto? Did you get it, Jurandir? Look. Did you get it? That’s how you draw a flower.”

Luis Roberto and Jurandir are people names (Jurandir is especially a name associated with older men) so it’s extra funny that the cats are named that, heh.