Minerva: What. Did you do? Harry: Alright, but you canât get mad at me⊠Minerva: What. Did you do? Harry: Okay, first, I was minding my own businessâ Minerva: [slams hand on table] BULLSHIT! Harry: I WAS!
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Minerva: What. Did you do? Harry: Alright, but you canât get mad at me⊠Minerva: What. Did you do? Harry: Okay, first, I was minding my own businessâ Minerva: [slams hand on table] BULLSHIT! Harry: I WAS!
Eeeey, how about another sectumsempra comic? It never gets old to me :3
I live for this. Omg.
Daniel Radcliffe for Esquire Middle East Magazine (February 2018)
Harry Potter book covers by Mary GrandPré
Love this
harry: i need you.
draco: for?Â
harry: ever.Â
draco, voice cracking: oh.
I was on the bus thinking about Harry Potter tonight and I remembered the part where the Dementors all show up at the Quidditch game, and I remembered how they were all looking up at Harry, and I wondered why they would all be staring at him, and then I realized that itâs because he has two souls in him.
On this note, wouldnât that also be a reason why Harry would have had a more negative reaction than his friends (even Ginny)? He was hearing his motherâs voice as she was protecting him, which in itself was his worst memory. but the Dementors were also forcing the piece of Voldemort to relive its worst memory as well⊠The memory of being ripped apart by the curse that backfired. No wonder Harry passed out so often.
I literally never thought about that.
HOLY
Oh FUCKING HELL, you just made me realize that it wasnât Harryâs memory that was his father telling Lily to take Harry and run, and it wasnât Harryâs memory of Lily screaming.
Here I was, just eating a cup of applesauce under the 14-year-long assumption that the reason a small infant was able to remember something was because this was a fictional world of magic, but no, now this entirely reasonable and somewhat less terrifying bubble has burst and Iâm never going to recapture that innocence.Â
Iâm going to fucking bed.
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Kill Your Darlings (2013)
 #Just look at Snapeâs face while Harryâs confronting him #like he didnât WANT to kill Dumbledore #but now he canât even deny it here #and then McGonagall aka BADASS MOTHERFUCKER comes swooping in #and the students just part like the Red Sea did for fucking Moses #and Snape HESITATES to raise his wand to her #and I just aslkjfhsdkljfhlksj
he lowers his wand because he knows that scene. A woman jumps in front of Harry willing to protect him with her own life. He didnât see this with his own eyes but the resemblance literally disarms him for a moment before he can keep on playing his role.
Go sit in the corner and think about what youâve done.
LIFE HACKÂ IF SOMEONE IS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING TRY TO BE EXCITED FOR THEM OR AT LEAST PRETEND TO BE AT LEAST SLIGHTLY INTERESTED BECAUSE NOTHING FEELS WORSE THAN EXPRESSING SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY ONLY TO HAVE PEOPLE TELL YOU TO CALM DOWN OR IGNORE YOU COMPLETELY
do you have any fics with like super long build up and lots of unresolved sexual and romantic tension?
Oh goodness, do I ever. Is there anything better than that moment when itâs been building and building and building and then, finally, yes? Iâve stuck with ones that are 20k+ here because you said âlongâ some where in there and I needed some way to keep this list from exploding, but lemme tell you, itâs taking a lot to keep me from dropping everything and re-reading all of these right now. Enjoy them! And, as always, remember to leave kudos and especially comments for the authors who bring us such amazing stories!
Drarry Recs: Bring on the UST
All Our Secrets Laid Bare by firethesound - NC-17, 150k - Over the six years Draco Malfoy has been an Auror, four of his partners have turned up dead. Harry Potter is assigned as his newest partner to investigate just what is going on.
Azoth by zeitgeistic - NC-17, 89k - Now that Harry is back at Hogwarts with Hermione for eighth year, he realises that somethingâs missing from his life, and it either has to do with Ron, his boggart, Snape, or Malfoy. Furthermore, what, exactly, does it mean when oneâs life is defined by the desire to simultaneously impress and annoy a portrait? Harry has no idea; heâs too busy trying not to be in love with Malfoy to care.
Breaking the Line by kedavranox - NC-17, 20k - Draco was a Dom for hire. Harry was his best client. But Harry disappeared and now Dracoâs retired.Dracoâs doing fine (heâs even attending parties!) but who should show up to the latest BDSM shindig, but Harry Potter himself? Can Draco play with his ex-client without breaking the line?
Foundations!verse by Saraâs Girl - G-NC-17, 365k - Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places.
Hereâs the Pencil, Make it Work by IgnatiusTrout - M, 50k - Harry thinks âWhy is Malfoy working in a coffee shop in muggle London?â is a much simpler question than, âAre you going to accept that auror offer and, if you donât, what will you do?â
The Incredible Race by Cheryl Dyson - M, 51k - Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy donât exactly get along.
The Light More Beautiful by firethesound - NC-17, 81k - Thirteen years after Draco accepts Potterâs help escaping the horror of his sixth year, he returns to England where he makes the unfortunate discovery that Potter is still as obnoxious as ever. And worse, more than a decade overseas hasnât been enough to dim Dracoâs obsession with him.
A Multitude of Sins by barefacedbandit/cryptonym - NC-17, 41k - Peter 4:8 - Above all, love each other deeply, because love covers over a multitude of sins.
On Oneâs Knees by pir8fancier - NC-17, 34k - The war is over and to the victors go the spoils.
A Piercing Comfort by talithan - PG-13, 44.5k - When Harry Potter hits the lowest point of his life so far, it is not his friends who keep him honest. With Draco Malfoyâs patience and guidance, Harry learns to stand on his own. The thing is, after the factâheâs no longer sure he wants to.
A Private Reason For This by femmequixotic - NC-17, 92k - When the wife of a star politician in the Scottish Ministry turns up dead just outside Hogsmeade, Draco Malfoy and his murder investigation team are called in from the Edinburgh Auror force to find her killer. What DCI Malfoy doesnât expect, however, is to have an ex from two decades past end up in his murder room, endangering not only his case, but also his heart.
The Pure and Simple Truth by lettered - G, 65.5k - Harry, Draco, and Hermione go to a pub. Â Harry, Draco, and Pansy go to a pub. Â Harry, Draco, Pansy, and Hermione go to a pub. Â Harry, Draco, Hermione and Ron go to a pub. Â Harry, Draco, Hermione, Ron, and Pansyâyou guessed itâgo to a pub. Â I could go on. Â In fact, I did. Â Harry, Draco, Hermione, Pansy, Ron, Blaise, Luna, Goyle, Neville, and Theodore Nott go to a pub. Â In various combinations.
Right Hand Red by lumosed_quill - NC-17, 73k - Â Harry felt Malfoyâs breath on his lips as they came together over the bottle, hands firmly planted on the floor as though they each needed their familiar soil, refusing to cross into enemy territory. Â Except that Malfoy no longer felt like his enemy. Â Malfoy felt inevitable.
Rough Magic by birdsofshore - NC-17, 28k - Malfoyâs magic has run wild. But though wild magic is unpredictable and greatly feared, Harryâs damned if heâs going to let Malfoy rot in St Mungoâs while they work out what to do with him.
Shine, Even in Darkness by raitala - NC-17, 41k - Harry hasnât seen Draco for over fifteen years, but now heâs showing up everywhere and Harry is sort of weirdly attracted to him, but that canât be right?
Take These Lies by white_serpent - R, 34.5k - Repeatedly rejected by the Auror training program, Draco Malfoy attempts an unorthodox disguise to gain admission.
Though By Your Smiling You Seem To Say by disapparater - M, 29k - When I suggest that Malfoy & I go away on a trip to the country, I expect fresh air, scenery and long walks, not strange locals, randy bulls and eccentric uncles. At least we have booze.
A Thousand Beautiful Things by Duinn Fionn - R, 108k - Draco Malfoy struggles with changed fortunes, shifted alliances, an ugly war, and an unusual spell, with the help of a concerned professor, an insightful house-elf, and an unexpected Gryffindor friend.
Tissue of Silver by fearlessdiva - M, 76k - A love story concerning possessed furniture, black silk pyjamas, courtroom drama, premonitions of doom, assassination attempts, Death Eater yoga, absinthe, bare feet and a sensible werewolf. Beware: coarse language, brief drug use, some sexual content, and consideration of issues of sexual consent.
Wish Upon A Star (As Dreamers Do) by icmezzo - M, 27k - Thereâs plant magic and celestial magic and dark magic and the normal magic that allows Harry to use a spell to clean his socks when Myrtleâs taken up in his laundry room again. Then there are wishes, and dreams, and love, and those are even more magical still.
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone: Swish and flick. Swish and flick. If you don't do this the whole spell can be messed up! ! !
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: let me just run full speed and throw my wand backwards a few times. That should work nicely