It is What it is.

23, Slytherin, bing reader, and going through life on day at a time.

[animentality]

[niuniente]

Looks Don't Really Matter Much At The Job (仕事に見た目はあんまり関係ないよねって話 ) by Takaki Tsuyoshi

[hellorrglory]

Happy Bruno Mars Looking At Pete Wentz to those who celebrate

[pacebone]

"Young Girl with Squiddle," referred to in some archaic texts as "Bruja Infanta,"¹ is commonly considered a seminal work of the Early Carapacian Revival.² Like a majority of the paintings from this era, the original is assumed to have been lost during the fall of Prospit.³ Only alchemized copies remain today.⁴

[pacebone]

"Young Girl with Squiddle," referred to in some archaic texts as "Bruja Infanta,"¹ is commonly considered a seminal work of the Early Carapacian Revival.² Like a majority of the paintings from this era, the original is assumed to have been lost during the fall of Prospit.³ Only alchemized copies remain today.⁴

[orteil42]

we regret to inform you. our sincerest apologies for exposing you to knowledge

[bumblebeebats]

I'd like to formally thank the people of the UK and Ireland today for their rhyming prowess and forcing the Royal Mint to turn off replies to this tweet in RECORD time lmfao

And last but not least, the pièce de resistance that inspired about 90% of the hidden replies:

[eatingcroutons]

For anyone wondering, it was in fact meant to be "sovereign on a sovereign" 🤦

[kevin-ar-tuathal]

Love this 😍, but have to mention

THERE IS NO FADA OVER "PUNT" IN IRISH

I get that some people will see this as pedantic, but the fada symbol holds meaning and causes sound changes, so I think it's important to point this out 🤗😁✌️

[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

[shittymoviedetails]

Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone

[orgyporgy]

The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn’t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a “police officer” which is why Kevin doesn’t trust the cops. I’m so tired of the ignorance. The slander.

[foxyclock]

FINALLY we’ve reached the time of year for home alone discourse

[hypokeimena]

#he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing (via @hotcrossedfangs) 

[christopher-bryant]

home alone is just die hard for kids

[godsperm]

He also stole that toothbrush so was even more scared to call the police in case they arrest him for theft too

[syntactition]

Kevin knew that ACAB ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[violetwolfraven]

Keep in mind that the robbers could have turned around and left at any time. Kevin set up the traps, but they didn’t have to walk into them. They could’ve left and robbed an easier house, but didn’t because they wanted to get the 8-year-old who was beating their asses. At some point, it stopped being about stealing the McCallisters’ stuff and started being about killing Kevin, at which point Kevin was justified in doing whatever the hell he wanted to them.

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[miscriont]

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

[craptaztic]

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

[mace-from-outerspace]

Y’all better behave, you have two months

[aseriouscomedian]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

[breelandwalker]

ALL HAIL SANTA CLAWS

[lil-tumbles]

Sasha the Tigerrrr

[phoenixdellaverita]

SANTA CLAWS

[midnight-spectrum-again]

OwO

[deodoranting]

do you ever just turn your candy canes into prison shanks like…

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

Perfect for killing my enemies with a little holiday flair

[standingcowrrdly]

ho-ho-homicide

[wingscanspeak]

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[nightowlsupreme]

You’re going to get a cavity

[wingscanspeak]

good

[wingscanspeak]

30 min later, not much progress. 

[wingscanspeak]

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

[casualfanboy]

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

[wingscanspeak]

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

[wingscanspeak]

i’d rather be eating anything but this

[wingscanspeak]

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

[wingscanspeak]

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

[wingscanspeak]

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

[butchercat]

‘Tis the season.

[phantomlzer]

its almost the season again

[wingscanspeak]

Hey y’all. Just an update almost 6 years later, one of my teeth broke off and had to be removed this week. The doctors weren’t sure why but I fucking know.

[bayleaf-6399]

That update killed me😅

[marvel-is-ruining-my-life]

Here is a festive Christmas tree for your blog. 

Merry CHRIStmas!!!!

[marvel-is-ruining-my-life]

It’s that time of year again and I am here to correct my mistakes! (Sorry Chris Pine, ❤u)🎄

Merry CHRISmas!!

[sweetmetaphors]

it is time.

soon the era of pumpkin will fall and the northern winds whisper

peppermint everything

[institutionalized-gaming]

October can’t come soon enough

IT IS AUGUST

[its-an-ear-hat-john]

This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.

[bedhead-queen]

This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.

[chiliconsharls]

#i stan one (1) healthy polyamorous family

[hackedmotionsensors]

Also. Everyone likes Rhodey have you noticed that? Sam and Rhodey are bros. Nat and Rhodey are super friendly. Like the reason the fight in civil war full stops is when Rhodey is hurt. The rest of team Cap could have bailed.

Wow. Rhodey. Bless.

[sawyer-aik]

Rhodey is a brilliant combination of self-assured but not arrogant, virtuous but not sanctimonious, driven but not reckless, loyal but not blindly so. He has foresight but he is not presumptuous. He is practical yet he is principled. He is humorous but not flippant. He is kind, and attentive, and forgiving, he is so damn smart, and spiritually stronger than most. A whole fucking package, that man.