"Well, life is too short, so love the one you got"

[redsatinsheets]

no offense but i rather be dead in california than be alive in any part of texas

[urso2000andlate]

“dinner’s ready”

“there’s 5 minutes left can you set the table”

[esoteric-law89-deactivated20241]

Let me post this before it becomes an act of treason or sedition.

[mariahraemonroe]

Lmao

[onlytwitterpics]

[totallytransparent]

[notchicken]

I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it

[justjavis]

This is that next level poetry! *snaps fingers*

[ryanbaileyhoward]

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[nouveaurich]

[earthdad]

couldn’t afford toilet paper

a good gender neutral term to use is “fool”

[d0gbl0g]

[babyanimalgifs]

[alycyn]

[chai-bean]

vines that i haven’t seen in any compilations yet

part 2 | part 3 | animal vines

[meme-theft]

[herpaperweight-deactivated20160]

[bonnyrebecca-deactivated2018091]