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[lalosalamcnca]

Happy December 10th!

+ BONUS:

[cyber-corp]

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

[cyber-corp]

i know what i’m doing dw

[cyber-corp]

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

[cyber-corp]

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

[cyber-corp]

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

[cyber-corp]

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

[pluto-officially]

You're failing.

[cyber-corp]

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

[communist-mannyfesto]

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

[cyber-corp]

?????

[enigma-system03]

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

[cyber-corp]

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

[cyber-corp]

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

[cyber-corp]

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

[legionoftuna]

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

[cyber-corp]

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

[cyber-corp]

wrong.

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

[cyber-corp]

FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN

[taco-bee]

I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz

For science

[cyber-corp]

OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND

HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE

ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)

POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE

HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE

APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE

KRATOS: GOD OF WAR

HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE

APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE

[boxxed-juice]

ares is the god of war, not kratos

[cyber-corp]

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

[ironwoman359]

I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Me, feeling mildly nauseous

I should drink water to feel better

Hmm, I do not want the water feel in my mouth

Water repulsion is a symptom of late stage rabies!

I HAVE RABIES! no wonder I'm not feeling great

*fact checking* the last case of homegrown rabies was in 1902

I have the first case of human rabies in more than a hundred years

I'll be in books

Oh! The last case of imported human rabies was 2012

Maybe I've been abroad and forgotten

That is a more likely explanation for my sudden onset late stage rabies

I continue to stand at the kitchen sink with a glass in hand

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

Reblogging so I can put these beautiful adhd tags on my blog for everyone to see and admire.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

reblog to reassure the next person who reads this that everything is going to be okay and it’s all going to get easier soon

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

*gives your hand a reassuring squeeze*

[thebelchers]

[thebelchers]

Happy Easter to this iconic Bob’s Burgers scene!

[noodles-07]

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[alistairstheirins]

SpongeBob SquarePants (1999-present)

[microwavingmyfavs]

ATTENTION TUMBLR

CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS IDES OF MARCH

[tracing-rivers]

[linghxr]

May I present, the importance of tones:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Ides of March gonna be real bittersweet this year

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

UNLESS

[atlaskrr]

we've done it again folks

[songfulgravedigger]

et tu?

[street-of-mercy]

[morallygreyginger]

sorry i cant hang out tomorrow im celebrating the death of a 2123 year old roman politician with a bunch of psychos on tumblr. yeah its gonna be all day

[1e3no]

[copperbadge]

#2, Brute?

[fatsexybitch]

🔪 knife stop 🔪

Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on